“It was hard to decide who was on top and who was on bottom” said Kelly. “Since there’s no gravity, there’s no up or down, which means it’s really a matter of interpretation. So we just called it ‘Schrodinger’s Missionary’ instead.” The same issue came up when the astronauts went with more exotic positions, such as “doggystyle” and “reverse cowgirl.” “It was hard to decide what was going on. I mean, I got behind her, but we couldn’t decide which position we were trying.”
The astronauts completed an exhaustive list of common and uncommon sexual positions, ranging from reverse cowgirl to the Panamanian Petting Zoo, all the way to the Alabama Hot Pocket. NASA insisted to Alternative-Science.com that this was “important research,” adding that it was “groundbreaking.”
Read more at: https://alternative-science.com/nasa-confirms-space-reverse-cowgirl-doggystyle-thing/
