Johnny Tsunami

Dang Melissa! He’s a Lucky Dude

Knowing you the way I do, Kali, I understand how it is a Calling for you. It's refreshing to meet someone who sees their participation in this as a Nurturer to their clients and their clients as more than living, breathing ATMs

YAY! Another Rate Thread. How original. What's it been, a week? Nothing new here. Moving on

I was contacted recently by a Provider I haven't had the pleasure of meeting. I was with my ATF on an overnight session and politely told the YL who sent me a text that I was with another Provider at the moment and would be until the next am. Then it got weird... The YL claimed to be from Vegas and in need of rent money and asked if I could send her enough to cover her rent via PayPal. First of all, NO. Secondly, I've never met you. Lastly, that's a very Bold move given that I just told you I was with another professional Lady at present time. Just curious if anyone else has had similar experience(s) recently. I know things are tough out there but DAMN, Seriously?

Pizza, Doritos, mixed nuts... And what Melissa said🤓

In no particular order: Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, Neil Young, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Stones, Ramones, The Clash, Bob Marley, Eagles, Lynard Skynard, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Blake Shelton, Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton and U2

Sent me a PM a few weeks ago via TOB introducing herself saying she was based out of Las Vegas. I travel to Sin City on occasion and we chatted via cell phone about the particulars of how our "meet and greet" would look the next time I'm there. I hope that solves the mystery of how the YL got my hobby cell number for you...

Yeah, I was taken back by the aggressive panhandling of this YL. Especially since I told her repeatedly I was on an OVN with a well known Provider here on TOB. Although I'm sympathetic to the YL's situation, I'm doubtful this tactic actually would garner any donations to cover her rent payment. Then again, PT Barnum is famous for saying "...there's a Sucker born every minute..." so perhaps she was sucessful elsewhere. Just not with this Dude (me)!

Congrats to you, Melissa! That's Sofa King Awesome

I'm very interested

Melissa, You are truly one of a kind and I will personally miss your lighthearted posts and whimsy. Safe Travels to wherever the open road takes you:-) XoXoXo, Johnny T

Amber, you're the sweetest! Just Love You, Girl❤️

Bitter, Man-Hating, Know-it-all. Dogmatic, Brainwashed, intolerant, Zealot. Long-winded, Snarky, Condescending, OpenForum Thread Poster. Angry, Confrontational, Combatant. Yeah Lucy, You're every Hobbyist's dream date. I'm sure they're lined up 10 deep at your door right now. If you're so eager to get into it with me via PM, then why did you delete the conversation without giving me an opportunity to respond?

Lucy, This entire thread shows quite the marketing strategy on your part. I hope it's working well for you. Perhaps if you're doing really well , others might want to copy this exact business model for themselves

I love women of all shapes and sizes. I especially enjoy plus size aka BBW Women and generally agree with the OP's premise. There's just something sexy about a pleasantly plump Woman with natural curves who is confident in herself and is a good lover...Just Sayin'

Political threads are boner killers and make people grumpy. Not to mention seem to be yet one more opportunity for Lucy to give us all a lecture from her High Horse. Yawn...

Jos, it would be difficult to improve the quality you provide but I'm impressed by your willingness to ask how you could. I second what BadBoy said as that would be my advice to any other ASP asking the same question.

Show up at the agreed upon time with no issues of personal hygiene. Take care of the business end of things w/o haggling or snarky comments. Stay within the YL's menu items and don't push her boundaries with any expectations of off menu if there happen to be any. Have fun and leave when the agreed upon time has ended. After the session, shoot her a brief text thanking her for her time and for the experience you had. Brief being the optimum word as not to waste any more of her time since it's now "off the clock".

Those three beautiful ladies don't need negative monikers to describe them, IMHO

If they're all younger than me would they still technically be considered "Cougars"? I'm an old guy

I agree. Hallie Berry, Taraji P. Henson and Carrie Washington are my idea of beautiful, erotic and sexy all wrapped into one

I love women of all shapes and sizes with no caveat for skin color. Tall, short, thin or full figured. Liberal, Libertarian or Conservative, makes no difference to me as long as she's skilled in the art of the BJ I'm non-discriminatory. I love Women, period.

Welcome quickfoot. You're in the right place. Enjoy yourself when you're in Colorado and have a blast!

Welcome to our little corner of depravity. Keep smiling😀

I'd also like for Bella to be the cream in an Oreo But with Samantha or Melissa (not Weasel) no offense Dude! Bella is smart, sexy and has luscious lips Samantha is a wordsmith after my own heart, has a great A$$, and that hair! When it's all around me...I can't remember where I am😍 Melissa's kisses make me dizzy, has skin so soft I get lost just touching it, and is so passionate I forget it's her job sometimes. I want to climb the Holly Marie tree, Amazon's Rule! Tall, Intelligent, Beautiful.