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  1. innapproprriant questions during session

    Take this in fun, as I seldom get asked for a tip. Where do you work? Meaning: How much can you tip? Where do you live? Meaning: How much can you tip? What college did you go to? Meaning: How much can you tip? Are you on a business trip? Meaning: How much can you tip? Are you married? Meaning: He can tip more if single. Do you do this often? Meaning: Is he new? If so, I can ask for a higher tip. For a conversation killer ask, "How many guys have you fucked today?"
  2. From the other side, I cum hard from a hand job. If I'd get the same effect by doing it myself, I wouldn't hobby. So why do women get so upset, when after they fake cumming, I want a hand job instead of cumming inside?
  3. In the 70's we called it a 3 finger spread. It's not as fun as it looks.
  4. What happened with the John Law?

    I heard they dropped the school idea when too many politicians started passing the entrance exam.
  5. Lots of wives give blow jobs - just not to their husbands.
  6. I have standards. 98.6 or breathing.
  7. Pet Peeves

    I thought I posted this. Maybe it got deleted. 1. Upselling - There will never be repeat business from this. Exception - including a fetish (which I don't take.) 2. Pictures that are significantly different. Similar is fine to me. I just leave if it's too different. 3. Tampon strings
  8. The pictures on her website don't quite match up with the pictures in the ad. The provider is well reviewed on TOB. In a search for her phone number, I see ads with pictures similar to her website. It seems to me this is some sort of setup to give this provider problems.
  9. Spreadsheet questions

    I like spreadsheets. So, I will give an answer. If I were to truly keep a record, I'd use Quickbooks for small businesses to create a triple entry financial statement. There is the cost of entry into the business with clothes, and makeup, etc. Then there is the ongoing cost of a new motel room every few days. It seems many ASP's travel around, so there are travel costs. Advertising probably isn't cheap. The numbers in the original post made me realize being an ASP probably isn't as profitable as one might think. Working the numbers on a spreadsheet before entering the business might be a great idea. The woman who would do this probably wears black glasses. This is all hypothetical for a novel, of course.
  10. Going down

    Just push my head down a bit or hold it by the sides gently and pull it up. Since you like the repetitive motion hold my head gently on the sides to discourage moving. Generally, woman are more sensitive if I change areas frequently, but I'm happy to do what makes her happy. If you want licked in a certain place, show how with your fingers. Spread your legs, touch yourself where you went to be licked and say you want to be licked in that spot. Tell me if you want a fast lick or a slow lick. The only time I can be certain a provider is having an orgasm is when her legs are rapidly quivering uncontrollably. That's my goal when I go down.
  11. Going down

    Just explain what you like. It's a real turn on.
  12. He's a goner

    Yeah, I know. But I really did choose the nick before I saw the joke.
  13. He's a goner

    Considering my name (which I just took before I came here) this is especially funny.