TowerShaft

Those tits look phenomenal.

I call it my essence, mandrake.

Ha ha, did you hear they had to pump Rod Stewarts stomach after he passed out prior to a concert in fill in the blank city? Because he had ingested a quart of semen?

Well, are you?

roflolcoptr

Dear Penthouse.....

I think I'm going over to Arby's

Sorry, I don't have any recipes and would not be interested in consuming anything you prepare meal-wise and probably drink-wise, however, I do have an unlimited supply of cum that I am willing to donate to you for no charge.

Her on her knees right inside the door, with mouth open. Wearing a see through fishnet top and thong.

Disgusting. You should have the guy a full refund.

Isolated incident, nothing to see here, move along.

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