halyard

+1 A significant number of providers I've met require at least one phone conversation before meeting with a new client. A reputable practice in my opinion.

I'm gonna have to side with Destiny and Velvet on this one. I am very uncomfortable with texting only to arrange a meeting with a provider - so much so, that my hobbying phone does not include texting capability. Therefore, I don't see ladies who prefer to communicate exclusively via text message. As Velvet says, once a working relationship between client and provider is established, then text would seem less problematic. But for me, it's P411 appointment request, email and phone interaction to arrange meetings.

A few years ago, a provider actually wrote a rebuttal in response to a "Very Good" review. I'm repeating myself, but the rating system needs to go away. YMMV is the name of the game in this business and always will be. I propose the TOB review system operate the way P411 does, i.e. if the client is safe, behaves gentlemanly, is not hygenically-challenged and leaves the proper donation, the provider awards her OK to said client. Why can't the same process apply to reviews?? If the provider is safe, honest and reliable, then the client gives the provider an OK. If the client wishes to elaborate on the YMMV activities of the session, then he should avail himself of the comments section.

Are you trying to say "he can't handle the truth?" Somewhere, Sorkin and quite possibly Gina are smiling. Great post!! 'A Few Good Men' is one of the best films produced in the last 20 years--IMHO.

Yes....experienced hotel staff can distinguish the players in nano-seconds.

Almost never view BP. Will scan EB a few times per week. Rely almost exclusively on P411; if the provider doesn't have a listing on P411, then I will not book with her. It is SO much easier, discrete, etc. to exchange info and arrange dates thru the P411 system. The Ad Board on P411 has also been a nice addition to the site and is seeing increased usage by the ladies.

YMMV is the name of the game in this lifestyle. Do away with ratings and let the client OK the providers he believes are safe, reliable and honest, just as the providers OK clients in P411. The rest is all in the eye of the beholder(s).

I ALWAYS brush, floss, brush my tongue, listerine and then repeat this routine a second time. While enroute to appointment I chew gum and drink bottled water to keep my mouth fresh. A substantial number of ladies have complimented me for these efforts and am usually rewarded with plenty of kissing.

Realize full well that drinking and driving is no laughing matter - I got my very own DUI over 20 yrs ago. But, LMFAO at that line! Many have already noted this, but Megan, you really should be writing material for Jon Stewart, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, et al ...... you are a riot!!

He makes a great point! The moment "Fantasy Island" and "Love Boat" are dredged up, I won't be able to get the gun in my mouth fast enough. I hereby apologize for starting the "Breaking Bad" thread the other day. It'll never happen again.

Her P411 listing seems to be gone and I haven't seen her on EB either. But, here's her BP ad from last Friday, 9/7. http://boulder.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/feeling-frisky-bombshell-brunette-comfortable-discreet-place-inout-time-to-relax-28/10146308

+1 Far too often, I am unable to decipher a post even after several readings!!

Actually, the Broncos don't play until the evening of the 9th. The last episode of Breaking Bad (for this year) is this Sunday, the 2nd. You're good to go. And my guess is there will be plenty of Hookers in that episode...

I figure if 2Big can hold forth on ballet in the general discussion forum, then......... And, Skyler is hot! IMHO