Jez UaBriain

The easiest way to be labeled, of course ,is to be scamming when advertising. No problem then. But a none of us are so naive as to not realize this does happen. So I like this way of warning the general population who frequents here. And bless all of us ladies who are arrogant enough to post our own pics.Who would want to admit they don't look good enough to stand on their own merits? I guarantee not myself,as I am fully confident in my appearance, and personality to be able to put myself out here,or I would not be doing this.

The Mon Chalet's rooms have always been clean any time I've had the occasion to visit. But the room decor screams vintage 1970's. It is used by a diverse crowd. Swinger types, young millennials out partying, people like us here, and there are always a few lone rangers (guys)hoping to get in on free pussy.☘️

I totally agree with you on that Cecilia! And I can't help but crack up a little bit whenever I get this type of text. My first instinct is to reply back with "pussy ain't free". I don't, but it's funny being asked that when any an male that contacts us knows that pussy is a commodity that we capitalize on .. 🍀

I too, had a true passion for this songstress. She had a unique way of throwing her voice out there all up and down the musical scale. And much of her stuff was based on the lives of those who we're raised in the volatile land called Northern Ireland.I was truly saddened by the loss if this woman. And she and her band had long been on my bucket list. As is my ancestral Northern Ireland itself. Having both sides of my family emigrating from there. Peace to you Ms. O'Riordan.🍀☘️

Even in this capacity,it seems to hint at narcism with all the selfie pics that one sees on social media daily. I prefer to see you in pictures that are the real you. Instead of one that you have staged . ☘️

Cgrey, you state here in your posting about guys poking a hole in the condom. I can only say," THAT" would have to be a imbecile. I am living ,breathing, proof that condoms with holes in them create the pitter, patter of little feet. Anyway, that is what my dad told me.🍀

Or their baby daddies- you forgot that one.

And a big ol'plus 1 ! That is exactly what I was going to say. When the dude is sweating so badly that the lady is in fear of going blind cause he is showering his sweat into her face ,causing her mascara to run also. Or she is drowning underneath you- then that is too much. If you sweat profusely when fucking, then as a courtesy to your lady lust, ask for a towel before the festivities begin. And kinda keep tabs on where your arm pits are in relation to her face. Good ol' lusty sweating is expected. But dripping it like dog slobber is just ..ichhh!☘️

Santa Fe was two lanes and I -25 was/is called valley highway. And the i-25 and 6th was a clover leaf interchange. And who can forget the mousetrap at I -25 and i- 70.

Riding motorcycles,horses, 4 wheelers, and men! And swimming naked.🍀

I have always been attracted to a hot little heinie on a man. And I absolutely despise those baggy ass pants that so many men wear. I have been known to follow a tight little butt out of a store just so a can gaze longer. A nice little male butt is a thing of beauty to this jaded woman's eyes. Male butt usually shows off a nice male body. All hard and muscle-y, Oh hell yes. Makes me drool....slurp! Makes me think lascivious thoughts...... Makes me...think all kinds of things...better go get laid......damn!..🦊..🍀☘️

This turned in too a topic by accident. Stupid me was not paying attention. So I apologise to Bora Bora as I was trying to reply to his topic on that wonderful piece of male anatomy.☘️

Thanx' ya'all🍀

Most of us (ladies),have dealt with this kind of crap before. It's a jealous provider or her white knight that. Considers you a threat. Just block them and don't waste your time dwelling on it. Your refusal to give milage to them will piss them off. And yes you can make f iends with other providers. But just as you choose your real life friends carefully. So should you friends that are providers.🍀

Oh the things we women must bear! Your probably not the first ,nor the last to make this mistake. Word of caution, ladies. Be sure to check which body spray you use. Lest you to give the gyno man a chuckle.

My preference is to take the donation after the fact. I think I am quite good at what I do and have only had this issue rear its ugly face 4-5 times in the past ten years. I try my damndest to follow my hoedar sense and accept only the clients whom I deem worthy of visiting with. It seems to work for me. But I do stay pretty much under the radar so my client base is small. Hell boys, I am in this for the fun.

Sounds like Mr. Rock has his panties all in a wad. What happened? Someone took a crap in your cherio's and you thought it was chocolate? Sorry bud, no one gets the red carpet rolled out for joining. Put your big boy pants on and be a man. This is actually a fun place to visit if you know how to play well with others. Just sayin'........

Pictures in a forum such as this are meant to put our best "self" forward. We have professional pics, and there are also some very good amateur photos. Unless you are going for really high dollar you are not going to get the model types showing up at your door. Denver market has many of you gentlemen bitching over the going rate of 200 to 250 dollar bills. But, we really do need to use our photos that represent us as we look now. If we have put on weight, then our pics need to reflect this. If we've lost weight, then ths too, should reflect this. This isn't rocket science., its truth in advertising. But then truth in this illegal business is a misnomer, now isn't it. Stevie, you will always have people who don't put there real self's appearance out there. That is life. Speaking for myself only, sometimes my word is all I've got. And when I show up at your door you can expect me to appear as I put myself out here to be. And many times my word is all I 've got. So if I tell someone something, you can take it to the bank its true. If I say I am 107 lbs. then it is true. If I say I am 56 years old, then it is true. If I say I've worn a size 5 jeans since high school- then it is true. So really Stevie, is not this thread really about truth in advertising?

Have not written an add for quite awhile. But am getting ready to do so as want to add new clients as regulars. Need some feedback on what information you want to see in a mature lady's add. This information is something all of the ladies can use in their adds , so keep that in mind. Thank you so much in advance. ""We luv you long time"".

Thank you Mr. Reindeer for that reminder of the esteemed Beverly Fisher's wonderful analogy of anal sex. With that said, some may throughly enjoy it. And some of us do not. And if you are a male who is well endowed it can be quite painful for us ladies. . Hardly how I equate pleasure. To each their own.

You did the right thing. For various reasons we ladies can be flaky about the phone. If her communication level was not par for you, then make other plans and tell her that (since you want to see her) you require a complete confirmation from her in order to see her. She will either comply or not. It is that simple.

Max Fund and Dumb Friends League can always use help. And so can the wide variety of no-kill shelters.

My SO is my hound,does that count? She is who I answer too. And somehow, I don't think any of my clients care to hear me gush over how great and wonderful she is. Beyond tho effecte basic , "So Jez, I hear you have a giant breed dog. That being said, sometimes you guys want to talk about SO problems. You'd be surprised at the regularity of this. At that time we become the therapist. And then the HIPPA goes into effect. We are after-all , role players so whatever you want us to be( if we agree too)!

Love: Damn Jez, you are have a hot little body. Hate: just kiss it some more It will get hard. (this is after sucking dick for 45 min.)

Unfortunately, there are ladies that will lie about weight, age, etc. There are also some who don't. I could say that I am one who does not lie about her weight, but why even bother with it as I am wearing the same si ze jeans / slacks that I wore in high school. Which is size 5 . and that puts my weight in the 105-110 range tops. And as for my age? There is no way I am going to add 5-10 years on to it. Oh hell no. That would put me in retiremant age. I have always stated the decade I reside in to my prospective clients. And I can damn sure wait for the next one. That being said, maybe you should start back channeling. PM a few guys who have seen your choices and ask them. But remember to that YMMV also. AND just because a gal advertises 400 bucks a hour does not make here pussy any better then a gal in the 200 range. Above all , keep in mind that you are dealing with real live human beings., so please be respectful and honest about your expectations when you contact one of us. There will always be dishonest people in every venue . You want a consumer report on us then ask the gentlemen who use our services. It is NOT that difficult.