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You text and drive? Oh no ! Please tell me your not the asshat who is sitting there at the Greenlight happily texting away. ..... I've discovered that if I am at the lead position at a red light and then it turns green, I am across the intersection before the rest of the cows have even started to move. So if I am behind you,well, it's ugly. I don't read, and text while driving as a rule. I am not saying I haven't, because I have. It would hypocritical to say that. But as a rule , I don't.I pull off somewhere to read ,respond.🍀

I would have to say that your board handle and presence would make you more legitimate as a bonofide hobbyist. because really we just want to know you are safe, and not a cop. We don't want to be subjected to violence, or arrested. That is what this is about .So it really is up to the hobbyist to make us consent to meet you. 🍀

Something to keep in mind. Money is dirty. Once your been leaves the mint, it takes on a life of it's own. Who knows how many hands it has gone through.🍀

We get laid and paid!🍀

Maybe they just want to help a ladies legitmacy ,but don't like to kiss and tell. ....just a guess🍀

Audrey is right. Many of us ladies leave it up to our clients to contact us. It doesn't matter who we would like to meet. One good reason is we don't know what your situation may be. You could have a SO at home that could listen to you talking on the phone with us. Or you could be at work a etc. If a client is interested, he should iniate contact. ☘️

I am with you on this. I have a problem with guys that that have mommy issues. I am hardly the mommy "type_ nor am I the" teacher" type. I want you to at least have a rudimentery knowledge of a woman's body and the act of sex before you come isee me. Most other fantasies I can pull off well. Just don't call me mommy in the throes of passion. It would be a real buzz kill.🍀

Yes, I really liked ol 'jerry. I was working next to the VW dealership when he passed. But at that time VW put out a t-shirt in honor of Jerry and the G' Dead's relationship with the VW bus. I thought it very proper in it's design,and I still have it. Volkswagen showed a split window VW bus with a big ol' blue tear coming out of one headlamp. Underneath the bus was the name Jerry Garcia and the year of his birth and death. It was simple and a perfect way to show the symbolicism and history that the G'Dead had with the bus.RIP Jerry, you earned your place in American history.🍀 P.s. And the Ben and Jerry's ice cream called Cherry Garcia is superb!/0;0;9

Your right. 30 minutes is not much time for anything beyond the act itself. And as far as hanging out with the John afterwards goes- it depends on the guy and if our schedule permits. If he is not a insufferable bore, then sometimes this work. If he is the former then I'm sorry, he is going to have to pay..... ☘️

This really is important ,guys. Ms. Astor has a good point. We all know how prior to the civil war, people did not have a understanding of how bacteria was spread around. When a surgeon realized that his patients were dying from infection more so the their wounds, then things started to change and people had a better chance to survive . Now at over 200 hundred years later, it seems many still have a aversion to soap and water. And you want to stick your unwashed fingers in our -what!?. And you probably stopped and got petrol for your car, or petted your pup before meeting us,right. So just ask please to wash your hands when you arrive. I almost always do. But then I have undergone rigorous chemotherapy, which destroys your immune system at the time of treatment. So I do understand simple things like washing my hands before I give you a prostrate massage. And I have to add-you won't find me trying to stick MY fingers in your mouth afterwards , as has been tried with me. So Audrey,I am 100% with you on this.

Unfortunately, being stuck in traffic in Denver is becoming the norm. But, at least with this excuse, they are still going to show up. I have learned you cannot ever second guess traffic patterns.I have left my home early, and still been late due to traffic inconveniences. Something's just can't be helped. I try to not plan anything else near a planned tryst, so as to not stress on someone showing up 15 to 30 minutes late. So for a no show, we lose up to a three hour window of opportunity. And I reiterate from my prior post that this can greatly inconvenience a low volume providers ability to pay her bills. This is why it is important, and not just a sign of respectful courtesy to let your provider know you need to reschedule-not cancel, as soon as you can. She can then take another client into that time frame. It's business, besides playtime for us.☘️

I believe what Samantha is trying to tell you is this: When you make a appointment with one of us, we lock that time period. So no man can book for that time frame, it is closed. For a high volume princess, this is a inconvenient set back. For a low volume princess, it can be a major setback. We try to create a great experience for you guys when doing incalls. It takes time and money to do this. We provide extra things for you. Sometimes it is drink, or food,etc. A clean, safe boudoir sets the scene for your tryst. When you last minute cancellation or no show , you have greatly inconvenienced the provider. And I will add, we ladies do talk amongst ourselves. We share information about time wasters, no shows, rough clients, etc. This is supposed to be fun for all involved. If you really want to see someone else, don't make the appointment in the first place.

Thank God for nice guys! You gentlemen, are what makes this so much fun for us!

And! Here's hoping you got an extra helping of pussy on your birthday!

Well then bring on the summer pecker !🍀

Just like the guy who shows up smelling like ass and piss and wants a blowjob, there are some who think " how dare she" want to know a few little personal details. I can't t think of any thing more personal then what we do. It is not only about you and getting your pecker to spit. It's about us not wanting you to be a cop wanting to bust us. Or a bad person who wants to rip us off,etc.. So granted her wording may be harsh sounding to your sensibiliities,butI totally comprehend The sarcasm behind it. Sir, if it offends you, then go to the next add.🍀

Chrissy, the dude sounds like a time waster and cheap. You handled it well.we put out the effort to make them comfortable at our incall, at our expense . And he cancels then wants the cheaper rate? Consider it a lucky break.Had he seen you, you probably would have had to do everything while he just layed there. Anyway ,really cheap guys tend to be lazy in bed in my experience.

Really, I don't think anyone trying that hard to be snarky. I do believe however, that the proverbial thick skin helps. The main form of humour here tends to be on the sarcastic end. Back channel, look at the listings,and read what the ladies write in the forums. Educate yourself, and let your big brain make the decision,along with some input from your little brain between your legs. Have a "fucking" good time above all else.🦊🍀

I know the bartender there.🍀

Bears are very busy this time of year, I have not seen one yet this year but have seen fresh bear scat. Last year I did see one up on some rocks near Ouray. On Hwy285 Going to Conifer, there is a electronic sign stating heavy bear activity along with fire danger . Be glad you saw one from a safe distance. 🍀

I have found that people do tend to be like their zodiac sign personality states. And depending where in the month they were born they can also share some traits of the sign closest to theirs. Just like farmers will use the moon on deciding when to plant. There is something to be said for phases of the moon on how we act. Ask any emergency room person or first responder on how full moons will generally see a increase in business. The zodiac is largely based on phases of the moon cycles.🍀

This from a recent experience. A hot oil full body massage. This was a most welcome prelude to the rest of the activities as earlier that day I had been building a retaining wall. Great timing. 🍀

Hey, better late then never.😎so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!🍀Hope you got your piece of pie!

And bear in mind that walking into a hotel and going by the front desk wearing cum fuck me stilettos and a skintight short dress screams "hooker" to hotel staff.☘️

Screening has always been a touchy subject for both provider and hobbyist . And I agree with Daniel Ray taking a complete strangers word as a reference can be a crapshoot. I think one of the best references you gentlemen could have is to have a name onthese forums .If you're contacting a lady who frequents a place like ToB, then why notuse your board game? I am amazed at how many gentleman do not want to give out their boardidentity to us . It is a great screening tool. That is unless you're a troll. And in that case you have every reason to want to hide. All I am looking for in a screening is I want to know you're not a cop. I don't care if you're married. I don't care if you have a girlfriend. I just want to know that you are not a vice cop. And that you are safe. So it is up to you guys to make us feel comfortable enough to play with you. So when you call one of us - be prepared to identify yourself some how.🍀