Gregorysymph

That one is too easy, anyone that has been in the hobby for more than a week can spot that fake. Give us a hard one.

I don't think you owe anyone an apology. Guys on this board should thank you. I just noticed that recently you went over the 100 mark for reviews, that's quite an accomplishment. I thank you for your positive and accurate reviews.

QV won't work for me considering it takes me 5 minutes to get undressed and another 10 minutes to put my clothes back on.

Thank you Keyser, your assumption was correct. As for reason 1) regarding my silliness- I'm sure I will fix the problem, but probably not till I desperately need to use their services, and most likely by the method ilovewomen stated in downloading the app to my phone (btw- thank you ilovewomen). But I don't think I need to lie to the ladies if they ask me to order an Uber, I will just say no I can't do that and offer them a ride if I'm able. This brings me to my answer for 2)- The ladies on TOB have never asked me to order an Uber for them. I think a couple of times they accepted a ride home. But usually they have it together and the Uber knows when to come back and pick them up. I don't know if other guys have experienced this when dealing with ladies from another site- her ad says outcall only- you contact her, set up a time, she gives you the price, you give her the address, everything seems hunky dory, then!!! she says "just order me an Uber". I'm thinking the price she gave me wasn't the total price, and what other surprises does she have in store. I might offer a ride at that point and give her my reason why I can't order an Uber, I don't care if she thinks I'm an idiot because I already know this appt. is not going to happen. The situations where I've given a girl a ride are when something unexpected came up- their ride fell through, driver didn't show up, car won't start, etc., this doesn't happen often. But when it does- I love it, and I consider it way out of line to ask for extra session time. When the lady is in your car it feels like an extension of GFE, and sometimes you can get the wife experience- getting scolded for exceeding the speed limit, going the wrong way.

I believe you missed my point. If I could order rides for the ladies, then I wouldn't have an excuse to offer a ride myself. Also, I have no desire to drive for Uber or Lyft.

Probably because I was never actually a driver for Uber, all I did was fill out an online application. After that every time I went to Ubers website it would take me to the drivers section and would not allow me to go anywhere else on the site. Then I wasted time trying to straighten it out to no avail. Maybe that's why I con't.

I felt like I had to reply to this topic because I have had the pleasure of giving many ladies a ride when other plans didn't work out. I do consider owning a car and being able to operate it legally a privilege not a right. From the time I obtained my drivers license I have given rides to friends less fortunate than myself. Every so often a lady does have a problem with transportation and I will tell them that if they are comfortable with me I will be glad to pick them up and drive them back afterwards. I am unable to order an Uber or a Lyft because both companies have me listed as a driver for them. This stems from me filling out a application for Uber, just so I could get a $20 credit on an expensive, addicting internet golf game. I don't know how Lyft obtained my information, but apparently I drive for them also. Many ladies decline my offer, which I understand because I am a stranger. Some girls do accept my offer though, I try and make them comfortable- my car is clean and in great running condition, I'm a safe driver, and I make sure I give them my address so they know where I'm taking them. Usually I will pick them up and drop them off a block from where they live because I don't need to know where they reside. Most of the time the girls transportation problems come up at last minute (shit happens), and at least they're letting me know they can't make it ( that another topic- ncns). If I am able that's when I tell the lady I will be glad to give them a ride- nsa. That brings me to my point- the time she is in my car and we are talking, getting to know one another is awesome. That is the special time that she is not asking me to pay for. Asking for anything for a simple will of good gesture is not the way I was brought up. I do have one great story of one sweet lady- her friends dropped her off at my house and parked down the street. After our session was over and she left, she came back and said her friends were gone. I invited her back in while she tried to contact her friends, apparently they drove to the other side of town. I told her she was welcome to wait at my place or I would be happy to give her a ride. She asked if I could give her a ride to meet her friends, so I give her a ride across town and her friends aren't there ( they weren't very good friends). She's upset and worried about inconveniencing me, I let her know it was not a problem and was enjoying getting to know her. She asked me if I could give her a ride home, which was on the complete other side of town, I said " sure I'm not going to leave you stranded". She offered to give me back a good portion of the donation I had given her, which I absolutely declined. We even stopped to get food at a drive thru, and had been in my car for at least 2 hours. We were getting close to her place and she asked me if I was still horny because she was, I said "hell yeah", I found a dark, inconspicuous to park. The session we had at my house was great, the experience we had in my car was indescribable but firmly imprinted in my memory. I know that offering and accepting rides from strangers is not usually a good idea but sometimes intimacy precludes uneasiness. Having a conversation in my car is very intimate to me, and I just hope to repay some of the kindness that the ladies have shown towards me.

I had to look at the ad a few (10) times before I saw it Chrissy, then it was very obvious- 2 watches - 2money bags= hh-100, hr-200. I thought the providers used roses to be less obvious.

From looking at your pictures , I don't think you need to lose any weight or go on a diet.

"Big bottom, big bottom, talkin bout mud flaps, my babies got em" - Spinal Tap.

Respect is the key. One of the best ways that you can show respect to a provider is to read her ad and do what she asks. I wouldn't say the methods are erratic- different girls have different screening methods that they are comfortable with. Almost every girl on TOB lists in her ad what will be required to make an appointment with her. If a guy can't comply with what she needs to feel comfortable then he should move on and keep reading. If you're legitimate you will be able to find a girl whose screening process you can pass, it may be as simple as sending her a pm on here or calling from an unblocked number. It's obvious every girl on this site can see through a line of B.S., so that won't help in setting up a meeting. I usually wait till after we have met before I start telling her how great and important I am, most of the girls on here are too nice to tell me I'm full of shit to my face.

Ok, The lady that gives me the most wood lately is Amy Lee of Evanescence

A debate about who the Queen of Rock would be is like a debate on who the best provider may be. I say thank goodness for all of them.

Annie Haslam- Renaissance

I didn't know you did BB for 80- lol

The Rainbow was a great place to see a show, not a bad seat in the house. I saw The Pretenders, Gentle Giant, Dixie Dregs, Stanley Clarke, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band just to name a few that I saw there. I even played there I think it was 1985 in a band called Puppeteer opening up for Rough Cutt (Wendy Dio was their manager). I remember they called us in the afternoon asking us if we could do the show that nite.

I know of one lady that has a review on The Erotic Monkey. The client that wrote that review was a member of TOB and posted the same review here on TOB first and it was deemed to be a self review. I know with 100% certainty that it was not a self review because I know him. I contacted a moderator trying to straighten it out, they said they would look into it, but i never heard back from them. It's not good for her business being new to Denver to have a big scarlet red mark by her name. But that goes to show you that TOB doesn't always get it right.

Who even feels like having sex when they are sick?

One lady told me her response to guys that try to lowball her is "For $50 you can come over and I'll give you a kick in the balls". That made me perk up and I said "Cool, how often do you run that special".

The opposite happened to me, the provider was the one that left the skid mark. She didn't say sorry or excuse me, she only said " that will be another $50".

Just my 2 cents on waiting down the hall- you probably would want to give her a chance to clean up, brush her teeth, maybe even take a shower.

If they ask what you want, say "how about a strip tease". It's not illegal and a officer won't get naked. I do believe Nikki is right though, if they want to arrest you, they will, no matter what you said or didn't say.

Who is breaking the law? I'm not doing anything illegal. One thing I have learned is that just because I give a lady a donation doesn't mean she will automatically go to bed with me. Many times after talking for a bit we find out that there is no chemistry between us and we just say goodbye.

I've always appreciated Laplaces' subtle sense of humor. The first I noticed this was when Laplace was explaining to a newbie about references and he used a Ms. Laplace as his second reference (maybe he wasn't trying to be funny, I'm not sure). Not many people saw this, even the moderator questioned me about when Laplace used his wife as a reference. BTW Laplace, I tried using my Ex as a reference and that did not go so well for me.

When I want your opinion, I will give it to you