Gregorysymph

If they put a pole on stage I guess I'd watch it.

They request you bring your handcuffs and inquire about the size of the gun you carry.

True, but the ladies still have the right to see whoever they choose- some say no AA, some say no gents under the age of 40, and some say no LE.

I was getting a BJ going over Loveland Pass late one night and the girl looked up at me and said "are you sure you can drive ok?". I said "don't worry hon, if I go over the cliff I'll die with a smile on my face and you'll never know what hit you".

You must be one of the very few people in Colorado that don't text while driving. It does still seem to be dangerous to use the voice text, but I use it when I receive a text and need to reply while driving. That did get me in trouble once with a provider when as I was recording my text that I would arrive in 20 minutes, I was cut off in traffic by a lady not paying attention to the road. I screamed a bunch of profanities then hit send. Oops, that text isn't going to read well. I am joking. BTW, the OP treated this idiot with way more grace than he deserved.

The only possible review he could write is no call/no show which didn't even happen. He didn't confirm a time , which to me means no session. So you couldn't even be considered a nc/ns. Even after all his nasty texts and threats you were still kind enough to tell him "give me 5 minutes and I can be ready" and that's still not good enough for him? How often does a guy get to a ladies incall and she says "give me 5 minutes"? I would say it happens all the time and if guys were too impatient to wait a few minutes then there would be a lot of unsatisfied men walking around. This guy went way over the line. You sound like a sweetheart with more than enough understanding.

One girl I know from TOB said when guys would ask her for a $50 session she would tell them for 50 bucks they could come over and she would give them a good kick in the balls. When she told me that my eyes lit up, I had a big smile on my face and I said "really, how often do you run that special?" She said "for me, anytime".

Shostakvich Sym. #10 is my go to piece at this time

Things did not work out so well for me. I acted too weird, for example- I would be sitting in my chair waiting, she would come through the door and I would say "where you been", she would say "out ho-ing", then I would go off ranting "you're lying, you been out shopping, getting your nails done".

What's wrong with tuna? Now I'm hungry

My opinion on this is that if she wants a referral from the stud of TOB , she may not only have to give you a "free one", she may have to pay for your services. I'm sure there have been some dirt bags that have tried to blackmail girls for a good review, but this doesn't seem like the case here.

I remember when my dad caught me. He came in shaking his finger at the bed, and scolding me saying "boy, you're gonna go blind if you keep doing that". I waved my hands at him from the other side of the room and said "dad, I'm over here".

I believe I was wrong BallR. In my previous posts, it was my opinion to let the NC/NS slide. But now after seeing your review, you were obligated to do a NC/NS review. It appears this provider had a NC/NS review 2 weeks before you scheduled an appointment. I assume you saw that review but gave her the benefit of the doubt (which was the point I was trying to make in my posts), you were stood up on that session. Again you give her the benefit of the doubt and schedule another appointment. I can see that also, you're being patient and understanding. But she blows you off again without having the slightest courtesy of a simple message letting you know she can't make it. That is atrocious behavior. Unfortunately because of the rules against posting 2 reviews of the same provider within 6 months, most people won't see that she had 3 NC/NS in a 2 week period. But seeing 2 NC/NS in 2 weeks is all the information most guys need to make a decision. Thanks BallR.

Hey Bora Bora, didn't I just say the same thing 7 hrs ago in my post? That's ok, I may have learned to be tolerant from an advanced member such as yourself in a forum awhile back. If BallR chooses not to do a review it's not like he's doing a huge disservice to other gentlemen on the board, they may also lose some time and suffer disappointment in not achieving the fun they so lustfully sought after. One other thing- this provider could actually be super reliable with all other clients, but just took an instant dislike to BallR and decided to really mess with him. I am joking BallR. Now I'm reminded of a time when I wasn't so tolerant. I had been a member of TOB for just a short while when I contacted a lady from Backpage. We set up an appointment and I drove 30 minutes to her incall and texted her that I had arrived and I received no answer. So I was upset and started sending her texts stating that I had driven a long way and she could not do this to me, I said "you may not know this, but I'm kind of a big deal around here, I'll be doing a review about this and you will never work in this town again"- lol. I didn't really say any of that, but I did send her a text saying that I was a member of TOB and I was going to do a review. I immediately felt horrible and sent another text right away saying how sorry I was for acting like a huge jerk and I would not be doing a review, and please excuse my idiocy. I drove home and then I heard from her and she let me know something unavoidable came up and she was sorry, and hoped I wasn't going to do a review. I assured her I wouldn't. I didn't get to meet her on her visit to town that time. But I did meet her on her next trip to Denver and enjoyed her company very much.

I'll be glad to. A month or so after I first met this girl, I scheduled a 2nd meeting. So we made an appointment, but she called me and said her incall and her transportation fell through. I told her if she was comfortable with me that I would be glad to come pick her up and bring her back, and I gave her my address so she knew where I would be taking her. She said that would be great. When we arrived at my place and walked in it is obvious that I'm a musician, I have a lot of different instruments in the living room. So I was playing one for a few minutes for her. When I was done she said that she appreciated being able to enjoy music and had not always been able to do so. I asked what she meant and she told me she had been born deaf. She told me around the age of 9 (I may be wrong about the age), doctors had come up with a new experimental surgery that could give certain types of deaf persons hearing. So she was in the first test groups for this new procedure. When she came to the part of the story of coming out of surgery and hearing her mothers and grandmothers voices for the first time I just felt what an emotional and joyous moment that must have been. The whole night was great with her. I had just scheduled an hour with her, but she was in my company for about 3 hours. The session was awesome, but the time getting to know her was even better.