lifeisgood

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About lifeisgood

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  • Birthday 01/10/1964

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  • Location
    back in D now and ready to play
  • Occupation
    retired and rich enough to play alot
  1. Can somebody explain this???

    Just one more reason when the azz is the way to go. Worst you can get is some bad breath after ATM. Always protected, of course.
  2. Simple Words of Wisdom

    Jessie. At the risk of stating the glaringly obvious: In posting this you contravened the very advice you have been given, the very maxim you posted. If you really want to apply this principle, which is a good one, simply shut up; don't not tell everyone that you intend to, or have, shut up.
  3. This is an example of excellent 2nd or 3d derivative advertising by Jennifer. Way to go girl. Subtle, clever, and win-win. So much better than the usual "the-rent-is due-so-I will-post-something-stupid-so-maybe-they-will-want-my-puss-so-maybe-I can-get-some-money" posts that we see from most of the others.
  4. Glory Holes....

    I had one set up for me (actually for me, and for the benefit of her master) about 3 years ago in the fall at an annual BDSM "convention". I and some others made use of this sub through a newly prepared glory hole. Her master ordered it as part of her training and some of us were glad to help. The guy before me got a routine BBBJ and reported she swallowed, although who knows. I was supercharged after leading a breakout session in certain restraint techniques with a couple of very hot "assistants". She rotated from hole to hole to mouth and back (her master, who had been watching, actually came into to little cubby where she was servicing me and masturbated on her face while hitting her with a crop as I did my business elsewhere - that video was awesome). Her technique and enthusiasm even with drywall in the way was perhaps the best ever. When you can't push back the tension and release are extraordinary. I talked to the guy the next day and praised him for the obedience of his sub slut, who was standing behind him head bowed, face obscured and silent and still as one can be. He referred to her as his sweet wife or sweet something and told me of some of the training he had subjected her to. He offered her to me to fuck then and there, but I declined. I told if he ever tired of her that I would be glad to take over the training. I haven't heard from him, or seen her since.
  5. movies that a hobbyist may enjoy.

    Yes, some props, but..... It wasn't long enough The angle of penetration was all wrong when he did her azz - this guy never did a girl's ass with her on hard surface so he was riding too low The cutaway in the middle to the black girl was too weird The nipple thing was good as was the stabbing I will check out the Serbian story
  6. movies that a hobbyist may enjoy.

    Vixen was better imo. I last watched it in the passenger seat of a 1968 Buick Wildcat at a drive in in the Midwest and spent most of the movie exploring the holes of a 17 year old read-headed corn-fed gymnast. During the parts I liked I had her spin around, appropriately impaled, so we could watch the scenes together. Even smoked inter-coitus with her. And talk about pricing - the whole FS deal was probably less than 12 bucks.
  7. movies that a hobbyist may enjoy.

    I prefer the anal rape scene in Irreversible. Delightful. Be sure to see the one that shows his cock fresh from the pooper. I understand the director considered forced ATM but figured the 15 minutes a sphincter stretching was enough of a statement. Chaos is beyond horrible.
  8. movies that a hobbyist may enjoy.

    1. Spit On Your Grave 2. I Stand Alone Excellent rape scenes.
  9. Why is it hard

    Original poster - your question is unanswerable as asked. And a bonus: Now here is hooker humor for you. If you go to this one's website (which by the way is a model of excellence - especially now that she isn't using photos not her own any more - and which you other gals could learn from) you find that she repeats the implication above that she is "retired". In fact she states it overtly. Then you find 5 categories of john's that might bring her out of retirement with a laundry list of 3 to 5 items in each category relating to cost and time. Plus an exhaustive list of gifts that her retired self would accept from Johns that only see retired providers. Well no, she doesn't exactly want the items, rather she wants gift certificates for the items. LOL Great fun, and she is better than many politicians at redefining or spinning word definitions. Hope you are enjoying your retirement.
  10. Another stab at what defines FANTASTIC

    I think, but am not entirely sure, that this poster is thinking her porn belongs in a discussion of the word "fantastic" ?:confused: I have seen her efforts in the genre. Once. I am with 2big regarding the best way to characterize a fantastic provider.
  11. How do you like to be greeted?

    Nude, ass high up, with knees, face and tits on the floor.
  12. Better or Worse?

    Equating sexual intercourse with barbecue and other dietary choices. Skyscraper metaphors. Hmmmm. No, I see no reason to elevate the quality of this reasoning. I think I'll go back to the study of late 17th century American literature.
  13. Loser men with loser women - seems like an appropriate hookup to me.
  14. Sorry Bout That

    I had this chick who gagged on my cock when I pushed her head down as I was nuttin - she threw up on me, and then bit my cock. Very embarrassing.
  15. Sophisticated

    She should have man respect.