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theharperkelly No 25 8/21/19
Review by juztinkredible (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/7/19
Time: 1 hr Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: After a decade of hobbying, I can finally say, that I have had a terrible experience. I just never thought it would happen like this. A bit of backstory... I initially contacted Miss Harper a few months back to set up an appointment. During our conversation I asked about a service that I would like to include in our session, which was listed on her website. She told me that she did not offer this service, so I opted to not finalize the appointment. Fast forward to 8/07/19… I still wanted to see Miss Harper, as I find her to be a gorgeous woman. So I texted her to set up an appointment, and add in the fact that I regretted not seeing her last time, and that I would like to make it up to her. She texted back with a time that would work for her, and let me know that she would give me a few cross streets to drive to later. I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her in the I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her incall, I was greeted by Miss Harper, and she immediately invited me in and into her bedroom. She asked me to get comfortable, and I did just that. She joined me on the bed and we had quite a few minutes of getting to know each other conversation, during which I reach the point where I thought we should be comfortable with each other and tried to initiate contact. After a few failed attempts at moving forward with the session, to no avail, I finally completely got into my birthday suit. She gave me a bizzarre look, and reached over and grabbed a cover, which struck me as weird, as her past reviews state that she is GFE. I thought maybe my mileage was about the vary; but I have no idea how much. After a rough, and the most mechanical CBJ I have ever received, I managed to finish. She didn’t listen to me as I expressed that I would like to slow down and try something else. But I figured, no biggie, I suppose I will just save it for around two. She then proceeded to whip a few towels in my direction and said, “There you go.” She then got off of the bed, and put back on her bra and shirt, as this was all she had removed. I playfully asked, “Why would you go on do that?” At which point things took a nasty turn, and she snidely replied with, “Because we are done here!” I asked her if she was serious, to which she just barked back with, “Yeah we’re through here.” Being in only about 15 minutes, and receiving this level of rudeness and disrespect. I contemplated about stooping to her level. I however opted for better judgment, and decided to leave instead, and forgo any further unpleasantries. I said to her on my way to the door that this was not how I had imagined our meeting would go. Her only response was, “Don’t you have a long drive back home?” After all of my time in this hobby, I have never been more disrespected, and made to feel as uncomfortable as I was by Miss Harper. I understand that YMMV, but I feel that this was just her conniving plan to get back at me for not booking with her last time I contacted her. Seeing as I got little to no pleasure from my time with Miss Harper, I hope to gain that by trading my first worst experience ever, with Miss Harper’s first negative review. I hope that Miss Harper reflects on her actions that day when she reads this review, and slays whatever demons she may have. Maybe she would be better off taking some time off to get herself to a better mindset, but then again; maybe I am just the first to see the real Harper Kelly. Final thought Miss Kelly… You may have had flawless reviews up to this point, but keep in mind that one aww shit, kills 100 at a boys.


Age: 30 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36B-26-36
REBUTTAL:

This client had a hygienic issue with his genitals. I discovered the problem when the session was already underway. When I asked the client if they would like to take a shower, they declined stating they already had taken one. I did not feel comfortable telling the client to leave at this point because I did not know how he would react to being told about his hygienic issue, and I did not want to create a tense or potentially violent situation. I handled the situation in the most polite way I possibly could, and then gently asked the client to leave. I have an excellent history of previous reviews, and I have never had to deal with a situation like this before because I screen extensively. This client had good references, but I would never recommend seeing him.


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Crystal (720-xxx-1105) No 1 9/26/13
Review by JackBeNimble (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/25/13
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well she's not off to a very good start is she? We had a time set up, but she never followed through.


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camille cos No 13 4/8/13
Review by coking (73 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/9/13
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: made an appointment and she gave me directions to where she was at. showed up at the time we agreed on. while i waited, she texted me and said if i give her more donation than what was originally agreed on, then she is ready. but if not, then she's got someone else who is willing to give more. i said i'll wait because i dont have that much money. about a week or so later, i called back. made an appointment again, thought that last time was rough so i'd give it another try since she has so many reviews. again, showed up at her place at the agreed time. again, got stood up. when i got there, she asked me to wait another hour. not going back to her again.


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Dixie-1983 No 1 4/18/12
Review by gb0138 (54 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/19/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Called to set up appointment but she was unable to see me until the following day. We set a time and place and confirmed. Early in the morning she text me to confirm the time. I tried to call 1.5 hours ahead to confirm as well but no answer. Drove an hour to the appt location checking periodically by texting and then calling to let her know I was on my way but no response. Got to the incall and still nothing. She text me 1.5 hours later and said her phone died. Right. I tried to call her to reschedule and no answer to texts or calls. Don't trust her.


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Amerie Alluring No 7 4/16/10
Review by gpsguy69 (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/17/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Not once, but twice! After missing the first appointment, she sounded sincerely sorry in several phone calls and emails, and wanted to make it up to me. Days and times were confirmed promptly, several times, including the day before. Got to her apartment, and no answer. Waited 10 and called again, same result. Waited 10 more and tried knocking on her door. Still no luck. All dressed up and no place to go. Big bummer. Fool me once, as they say. We'll, there's nothing like an old fool. Color me disappointed. She looked and sounded promising, but I guess it's an illusion, alluring, but not real.


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Megan Star No 13 2/23/10
Review by The Q (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/24/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Initial contact was via email, my preferred method. Asked me when I wanted to see her. I responded, via email, but received nothing in response. Took a chance and drove to her area around the time I told her. Traded a couple of calls before we concluded it wouldn't work out. I asked her if tomorrow would work, and she said yes. Same time, noon? Again she said yes. Told me she would conifrm in the morning with a telephone call. I asked her to email instead, and she agreed. Next day, I emailed her and confirmed I would be comming, but received no email, and no call. Went to her area, again. Called at noon and again at 12:15. Voice mail. No call back.


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Malinna No 1 8/6/14
Review by Joetita (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/2/14
Time: 15 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Do you think a bj is too much to ask? With this one, it was. She literally screamed at me of being disrespectful....that's when I got a wiff of her breath...omg, imagine a stinky pussy...that was her breath. Would NOT provide FS too. After 5 mins or so, I was asked to leave. She wouldn't give me my money back. Please stay away.


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Sarah (Aurora) No 2 3/3/14
Review by Aurorascout (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/4/14
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Be careful, this person is a rip-off. I've tried this person a few times (was cheap and ok). However, she talks/“tweaks” a lot about her being a victim, “poor poor me” to gain sympathy, very annoying. Anyway, set up an appointment, gave here the donation and she asked for more. Then she had to leave and said to call for another appointment. After eight straight no shows or lame excuses, no further contact. Emailed once much after with no response. Suggestion, avoid or at least do NOT pay in advance, donation will be gone and so will she. Enter at your own risk! I put brown hair because it was between dye jobs, not always "Blonde".


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Kristi (678) No 1 4/18/12
Review by private1 (40 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/19/12
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: The pictures are not hers. She'll make you wait and will call you to let you know that she is "freshening up for you". The bra does not come off, supposedly breast reduction scars. Doggy is the only way to go. WTF!!!!!??????? Her attitude is shit, and if someone paid me to be there for an hour, I don't think I'd last. I'd place this thing into top 5 worst experiences EVER! PASS PASS PASS PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Loving Celeste No 22 4/16/10
Review by Jolly Roger (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/17/10
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I paid for an hour with Celeste, but got less than 40 minutes before she got rid of me and sent me packing. Celeste puts on a decent show of being fun and sweet while the job is going on, but as soon as the job was done, I didn't even get 5 minutes to relax before she was prodding me into the shower and gathering up my clothes for me to put on so that she could get me out of there right quick. This despite the fact that I hadnt even been there for 40 minutes. I felt very unwelcome at that point. Yeah, your mileage may vary, but I've met enough of the local ladies to know who is good and who is not good. I saw her twice and she did the same thing both times. I gave her the benefit of the doubt the first time. Instead of feeling satisfied and relaxed when I left, I felt short-changed and resentful. Not recommended.


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CandiceCO No 1 12/7/15
Review by februaryman (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 12/3/15
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Unfortunately this provider blew me off twice. The second time I got there she kept leading me on for a whole hour while I waited for her to invite me in. Finally she offered to have someone come out and lead me in but I was supposed to give my donation to the person that was to meet me outside. It all felt very shady and uncomfortable so 55 minutes after my appointment I finally left. Quite a disappointment.


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Hailey Of Denver No 79 1/26/16
Review by BackInTheGame (9 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 12/11/15
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Quite disappointing in all departments after reading such great reviews. We were crossed up from the beginning when the directions to her place didn't go well, and it went downhill from there for some reason. She said almost as I got in the door and repeatedly thereafter how we didn't connect well and she never had that problem. Newsflash, I've never had that problem myself, so why keep repeating? Activities were performed with her still mad and complaining about the directions not being followed exactly to her liking. This girl has some serious OCD going on, to the point of concern for her own well being, but that's her deal. I never completed, just cut it short and then she asked if I was going to write her a bad review?! I just said I'd tell the truth and what happened was more of matter of us not meshing. Phew. That got me out the door safely. Be careful, and what is with these reviews saying how hot she is here? You guys have some skewed up scale if she's a 10!! Attractive yes, a 10? Absolutely not.


REBUTTAL:

Gosh, I take it as a compliment if you're still thinking about me over a month later ;)


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Nikki-8874 No 4 2/6/17
Review by HobbyHabbit (15 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/26/17
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Ouch. I've seen Nikki when she was Amber and Nikki. She has slowly gone downhill continuously. The zero star motels she stays in, with multiple people's stuff in the room, doesn't help the ambiance or her look. I texted for an appointment, and asked for a hhr and made sure I was going to get the activities I asked for. All I got was about 10 minutes of BBBJ and I continually asked her for doggie or mish, which I asked and confirmed over text. She said she wasn't in the mood. Bottom line I felt more than ripped off. It was supposed to be 30 minutes but only got a 10 minute visit without the hhr activities. She was great when she first started, but I am going to stay far far away and I suggest you do the same.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-N/A-N/A
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TrystinTrimble No 55 4/19/17
Review by Richard Cranie (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/9/17
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Gentlemen, this website will be completely useless to all of us if we can't be honest in these reviews. This is a prime example. Way too many of you posted what are clearly juiced up reviews to help her out, and probably get favors in return. I will be 100% honest and unemotional: She offers FS, BBBJ, FIV. Nice, real breasts. Good dirty talker, tight and wet. Zero conditioning of the body. Has the body of a bowler; square, chunky. Completely unreliable in setting a time, and then even more unreliable in understanding the concept of time. Not at all submissive, and was very guarded and cold. A bit snobby in the sense that this was more about her, and simply would not stfu about her personal life. She just didn't understand the concept of what it meant to create an erotic environment, so she talked about depressing personal topics. I left early.


Age: 35 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Native American Eyes: Gray Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DD-28-33
REBUTTAL:

---I was frankly just hurt to see this as it is written. There are plenty of things to address and plenty of things that this guy didnt want to include in his story. There are numerous exaggerations here, such as that I was "Completely unreliable in setting a time, and then even more unreliable in understanding the concept of time. " We agreed on 8:00 originally, he changed it to 8:30. Due to traffic, I arrived at the incall (that I obtained for his convenience ) at 8:45. This is hardly a case of not knowing an entire concept and he was completely friendly when I let him know I was ALMOST ready. He was perfectly okay in waiting, but thats not the only thing here that is slanted in a mean way so... Says that I am "boxy" and that my pictures are old. Simply put they are not old, and I will even update again to prove it. He told me I had "such a hot body" and even insisted that I receive a luxurious massage, which I might add, was part of a Role Play scenario that was so completely uncomfortable for me that I dont even want to share what it was about . So then I am of course told what to say, and that i should just do every thing he says. When I tried and was...surprise...not all that good at it, he calls me "not submissive." ***Well, great observation there, Sir! You know...since the 15 previous reviews of mine are ALL lies according to you, better to just repeat back what they all say. I AM NOT SUBMISSIVE. YET, you show up and know full well you will be seeing someone who os NOT A SUB, tell her she is to be somebody else, watch her struggle through it with no honest feedback, and then call her a boxy, cold, snobby person because she wasnt able to connect with you? That is pretty mean and says a lot about you as a guy. *** He even goes on to burn me once again by saying I talked about depressing personal topics. He was the one who was asking me conversational questions and I wss answering them because I thought he was genuinely curious. So I am candid, not acting depressed about it myself, then it gets turned around on me as if im a major drag? ... ...This is coming from a guy who asks people leading questions and then twist the answers to those questions around to favor his position in an argument. Think about that as you consider his repeated digs at me as a provider and human being. He even had the arrogance to call my other reviewers liars and portray me as a liar who has old pictures and has to do "favors" for my reviews to be...average and good. He specifically ordered/narrated the entire session and then says I made it about me. So, which one is true? People ive seen before know already, That is all just him being a mean person and trying to bolster his attack with things that are straight up not facts or appropriate specualtion. Its just mean. If he did not like me, he lied to my face about it and i dont understand why someone would tell me falsely that he had a great time just to say all this hurtful stuff. Im a size 9 and have been forever, and now I can look forward to strangers asking me to send them photos because this guy wants to be as mean as he can manage to. All i can say is that this review was clearly what he was going to write since I was not someone he could change into a completely controlled playdoll. I guess its better its us providers, given that the role play in REAL life is just very questionable at best. I know what im good at, I provide and expect adequately useful feedback, and this guy played games with me to be needlessly insulting. I Personally would not see him again just for the undignified way he treats a woman. Ladies, I Would not recommend this "hobbyist" as a good client unless you like being around someone who doesnt like you as a provider... yet wants to see you and make you trip up. Then say all kinds of stuff to make you look awful. I wish I could go back and turn this guy down!


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Skyyy No 15 6/13/18
Review by Misterbig97 (6 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/31/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description:


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-24-36
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