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Lana Del Shay Yes 1 7/2/16
Review by Flyfisher9999 (6 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 7/1/16
Time: 45 min Location: Western SlopeIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Description of Session: OK. THIS is why I enjoy this hobby. Took a chance with a BP ad that seemed way too good to be true. Called Lana who answered with a sweet friendly voice and I set up a quick visit to check the validity of the ad pics. Typical two call system when I arrived at the hotel and walked up to the room that was cracked open so I didn't need to stand there awkward and knock ( really appreciated this courtesy). When I entered I was happy to see the gal in the ad. Maybe the pics are 4 years old, but Lana is cute as a button. A little curvy, but not even close to BBW. She is short and just rediculously cute. I immediately extended my date so as not to be a quick visit. She was very nice even sweet and she says her menu is YMMV. She doesn't always kiss, but holy crap we kissed good and long and hard. Didn't take long to Grab all over her and remove her shirt and bra to release some very nice and perky nips on very natural 34 C beasts. Off came her shorts and I worked my way down to a clean shaved very pretty kitty. Everything clean and fresh. This is when she tells the funniest damn story: " I don't usually allow DATY" and I asked " why the hell not". Then she tells me a story of a guy that must have thought it was bubblegum and bit her with his teeth". Holy crap guys......stop fucking this up for the rest of us! I assured her she should let me just start and if she didn't like it I would stop. Well not only was I not stopped, Lana freaking loves a good pussy licking. She went wild and when I put a finger in she had a huge "O". This was a huge turn on and by this time I had disrobed and knelt by her cute face with those big big eyes. Lana gives a world class BBBJ with lots of tongue and lips and gagging and when she looks up during a deep gag it is ALL I can do to not pop right there. I ask if CIM and COF are OK and she manages a gagging "sure". Now I know how this session will end. We enjoy a prolonged 69 session and then I need the cover. Every position I could think of was enjoyed, but I kept returning to Mish with her knees at her head so I could alternate looking into her face and then at her magnificent pussy. I pounded as hard as I could and she let me know that she likes it kind of rough. Well I don't get too rough, but I whacked that ass and she gave me a big reassuring smile. Finally I realize I am way over time so I pull off the cover and position her on her back and she deep throats while looking at me the whole time. I finally blow all over her face and hair and eyes and lips and the she takes me gently in her mouth and gently sucks every last drop out while I literally exhaust myself. Never once does she loose eye contact. a nice shower and some small talk and a little more kidding and I was on my way. One of the best sessions I have ever enjoyed. Lana will definitely see me again. Guys treat her nice and no chewing!


Age: 24 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
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Lana.Landon Yes 1 4/28/16
Review by Justin Sane (4 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/26/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Oh Lana! Another gem discovered! My regulars ( The Monroe Sisters) were both unavailable, but Mona suggested her friend Lana. Nice to now have another reliable and super fun playmate on my list! I'd describe Lana as shapely, with curves in ALL the right places. A nice figure and irresistible natural breasts. She is, as they say, "well endowed"! She is a brilliant conversationalist who had me laughing and fully engaged in witty reparte in between our "activities". I'll make particular note of Lana's admirable UTF skills! I could feel my eyes rolling back in my head repeatedly. DATY was really fun and Lana seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. I could have done that for hours! All in, a really nice and well-rounded experience! I highly recommend. Welcome to the scene Lovely Lana!!!


Age: 35 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DDD-N/A-N/A
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lanababy27 No Show 1 10/7/19
Review by AllTomorrowsParties (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 10/1/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Show Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I texted Lana to set up an appointment for the next day. We couldn't find a time that worked for both of us but offered to see me right away instead. I headed her way and texted her on the way and when I arrived. She said she was heading down to meet me and then ghosted. If you value your time, I'd recommend finding a different girl. This one seems to be a flake.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Lots Piercings: Lots Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 40D-N/A-N/A
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lanababy27 Yes 1 10/13/19
Review by AllTomorrowsParties (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 10/3/19
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Lana contacted me a day after our missed appointment and explained she was unable to contact me due to a broken phone and offered to make it up to me. We set up a time later that week. She ran a few minutes late, but communicated the whole time. We spent a little time getting to know each other. Lana is cute, sweet and accommodating and I had a nice time with her. She's non-GFE (no DATY if that's your thing) with some light kissing, CBJ and CFS. I would repeat


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Lots Piercings: Lots Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 40D-N/A-N/A
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lanah Yes 1 1/27/12
Review by drdick (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/28/12
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! can't say enough, finally found someone worth seeing. Breasts are perfect and perky. Amazing booty, view from behind like none other. Will deff be seeing her again.


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lanalegs25 Yes 2 11/18/17
Review by coloradoguy75 (6 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 11/8/17
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: She is a tall, has a great build, wonderful eyes, fantastic legs, and is very pretty. She is the lady in the pictures, and what a lady she is. I enjoyed my time with Lana, talking to her was fantastic and activities were even better. I can not wait for her to visit Colorado again!


Age: 36 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-34-36
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lanalegs25 Yes 2 1/29/19
Review by dudejack (7 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/24/19
Time: 2 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Lana is a beautiful girl who looks better in person she makes you feel like you are with a close friend during the session. Tall, athletic & a great performer who loves to kiss. Definitely make plans to see Lana when see is on tour in Colorado.


Age: 37 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-34-36
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 5/26/14
Review by nerotyrannus (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/18/14
Time: 1 hr Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Decided to hit up Lanaya while she was in town, she got herself accommodated in a modest hotel. Upon meeting, was greeted in some sexy lingerie, took care of buisness and went straight to play. She's still a student in massage so she didn't give the best massage, but it sure was sensual, especially on the flip. After getting my littleman's standing attention, on went the cover into doggie. Gave her some DATY before going back in and finishing in missionary. She has some limitations, such as no kissing, no fingers in any holes. Clit is okay, both fingers and tongue. Though I usually prefer GFE, Lanaya is still worth considering.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 3/12/13
Review by FreewayII (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/10/13
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Nice girl, pics are accurate but the service is very mechanical.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 3/6/13
Review by scooter (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/6/13
Time: 45 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Lanaya advertised massage and FS so thought I would give massage a try to see if I felt comfortable with her. Called her and scheduled and hour but I ran late and she was flexible so I decided to try a 45 minute massage. She is an absolute doll, body, face and personality. She is truly gorgeous and much more so than her BP pictures indicate. She is very petite and was able to walk on my legs and back. She worked hard to give me a great massage and it was a pleasure. She also has various other offerings but will let her address those with you. I highly recommend LANAYA; you will be pleased and very satisfied with her services. I certainly felt safe and comfortable in her upscale in call location.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 9/30/16
Review by cuddlz (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/9/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wow what a great time spent with Lanaya. Cute petite woman who did it all. Spent a couple minutes chatting when she arrived. After talking for a few minutes she started me off with a cbj and it all went great from there with msog. Would recommend and had no issue with contact after several messages back and forth of interests and wants.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 11/28/16
Review by cuddlz (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 10/31/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Had been waiting to do another session with Layana. Got a time set. She stayed in contact with me throughout the day. When time came she ended up an hour late, still paid same price. The experience was good. She came in and we got right down to business. Started with some BBBJ then went to DATY. She does not like fingers in her, but that did not halt the DATY at all. Could completely tell she was getting off well. THen we went into missionary for first round. After a quick cleanup and some more DATY and BBBJ went in to CG and finished in K9. She made sure I finished a second time in our allotted time together. She keeps to her time. Easy to set up and meet though.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 9/5/19
Review by Gentleman47[Banned] (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/4/19
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I saw Lanaya for a QV at her incall in Aurora. She screens, so give yourself time for that. I met her and she was a shorty with a great body. We chatted for a few and then got to business. Started with a CBJ, then mish, and finished with K9. She has a nice tight body. She's non-gfe, but no big deal for me. Next time I will do a half hour to enjoy her for a longer time.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Rip-Off 8 9/14/19
Review by lustfullover (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/6/19
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Rip-Off Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: It pains me to do this as I never write bad reviews. If anything, I tend to be less critical than I could or should. However, my experience with Lanaya proved to be a complete rip-off. Was bored thinking with my little head late at night and saw that she had a good review just posted. I had never seen her advertise, and I was intrigued. I texted her on a whim, and she responded quickly. Neither of us could host at that point supposedly. I knew I couldn't. Again, my little head was running the show, so I agreed to a car date. She said she was a dancer at a super reputable club or two, which intrigued me. When I got to the agreed location, I started feeling a little apprehensive. However, we got in contact and she eventually ended up in my car. She kept asking if I was a cop, and she kept saying, "You're scaring me," etc. I assured her I was not a cop and told her she was sketching me out as well and that I don't normally do car dates. We parked at the hotel she was allegedly staying at. She told me her and a friend were sharing the room, but her friend was busy with a client at the moment. She was allegedly texting this friend and said we could use the room when she was done, which I much preferred to the car date. We talked for a bit, got to know each other, and she did a good job assuring me she wasn't going to rip me off, etc. In retrospect, I fell for all of her tricks. She gave me a hotel key, left her "car keys", pants, and shoes, on the floor as she undressed a little and teased. She kept saying her friend should be done soon, but then she kept saying that she had to pee although she was scared to do it outside. She went out once into some trees and came back saying she was too scared. The second time, she never came back. I forget if it was the first or second time. After a few minutes, I texted her asking if she was OK. She told me to come up to a room number, and I already knew this wasn't going to a good place. Where did she go after peeing? She was supposed to come right back. I went around trying to use my room key on the doors, only checking to see the 970 area code pizza ad on the key after attempting three different doors. She gave me a bunk hotel room key from another hotel in another town (obviously FoCo, Loveland, or Greeley, etc.), and chalked up her pants and "car keys" (looks like a bunk PO Box key). I guess she left me a little box cutter/knife to defend yourself, but it was a super expensive box cutter/knife. I had never had a bad experience with a TOB provider with good reviews, so that's why I found this experience so surprisingly disappointing. Lanaya is very cute and seems like she could be fun, but knowing that she has this sketchy/devious side to her, I would give other girls the benefit of the doubt over her, fellas.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
REBUTTAL:

I couldn’t wait for this to post because out of the 10 years I have done this I have never met a client so sneaky and gross... I Arrive to meet him for a car date I get in his car and he seems nice at first I tell him we should go ahead and wait for my room to be available because I was working with another girl. He asked me to do a little strip dance while I wait and as I’m pulling my pants down He starts the back of the car as if he is leaving so I stopped him and ask him what he’s doing he locks the doors and... I got sooooo scared I ran off no pants no keys no room key and he already had my room number. My room key was in my back pants pocket along with my house keys. I didn’t even get up to the room to get money to rip him off... 10 years of this I have never had this happen and now he is trying to ruin my reputation as well! The worst client ever and I now have to make my screening process even harder.


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Lanaya-BANNED No Show 8 9/22/19
Review by FreshAndFunky (7 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/16/19
Time: 30 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Show Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I asked her if she for sure would be here cause I was stood up earlier and she said yes. Tried following up with her and she finally text back and claimed she has wheel problems on her car. That she was 10 mins away nothing at all after that until I told her I was leaving this review. Whatever what a waste of time That’s ok I’ll find something in Denver.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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