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Summer (303-xxx-5186) No 2 5/12/11
Review by satyr694u (5 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/13/11
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I have been seeing her post for some time but not regularly so I decided to give it a shot instead of one of the already reliable ladies. Arrived late and opened the door to see someone not in the pictures. Decided to give it a shot anyway. I figured something was up when she didnt remove her footware and panties. When i asked about it she said almost nothing was on the menu. Ended up with a VERY lame rub, an attempt at a hand job and finally took over and ended with russian in which she had no clue. My recomendation is to just pass her by since you will just waste your hard earned money for nothing. A 3G with the infamous red headed Amber was more enjoyable.


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Svetlana Lickanova No 17 2/20/18
Review by SnowStorm (10 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/16/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Svetlana opened the door and immediately I noticed the women was past her prime. She got in close as if she was excited to get on with it....but after she had the goods in hand, she was immediately more distant and "ready to crash". For someone so "tired", she seemed to want to spend to whole time talking. She wouldn't stop talking about the "hectic valentines day week" and how she had to "fight a client". I asked for clarification. "He slapped me and I beat him down. My upstairs neighbor is a big black man who helps me in these situations. He comes down whenever I scream and kicks some ass" After what felt like forever, I was asked to lay down on her massage table. Even though I was clearly not there for a massage, she got on with it. When I flipped our "consensual time" consisted of the most uncomfortable HJ I've ever had. So uncomfortable, I had to ask her to stop. I asked to move on to something else and she refused. "You read my add on Backpage, I only offer massage" (I didn't read anything on Backpage, but the fact that she is on Backpage is all you really need to know) She was so awful, I declined to give her another minute of my time. Worst experience on TOB, hands down. Looks like she is 30 lbs bigger and 7 years older than her photos.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DD-N/A-N/A
REBUTTAL:

You failed to let people know what actually happened in our session & how you got angry that you released too soon and attacked me. Let me remind you asked for fbsm it was not for any other activities. You completely fabricated what actually happened. Shame on you for putting your hands on me. You are a low life and a poor excuse for a man. I have no respect for someone who treats women like this. I am a human just like you I am not some object that you can do with as you please. Since you were about as immature as it gets, let me take you back to a little phrase I learned in kindergarten & remind myself of it when I deal with jerks like you...stick and stones may hurt my bones but words will never hurt me.


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SabrinaLynn aka KatieCreme No 89 3/8/18
Review by Rivastar (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/1/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Wow where do start this girl is a total scammer booked an hour date with this girl and was out of there in no lie 13 minutes. She started with a weak CBJ then after 2 min she Gets on me after about 3 min of that she hops off and starts an aggressive HJ which I tell her honey that hurts. She tells me she doesn’t have all day I’m like I booked an hour with you she started to get aggressive so I just left Needless to say probably the worst experience of my life.


Age: 32 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32-22-34
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Jewelz No 6 7/11/13
Review by jared_way10 (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 7/4/13
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Terrible I should say. Texted her for a few times and she did confirm a time in the evening & told me to call once I am close to her place. I texted her from 84th/wash and she gave the address. I was ringing the doorbell in 10 mins. No answer. Went back and called from my car, no answer. She could have sent some message if something came up unexpected or if was cold feet. Wasted like an hr driving. Dont waste your time on her!


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Jessica 3484 No 6 5/19/13
Review by Red_Hawk_1099 (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/19/13
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Not the girl in the pictures on her ad or the pictures are from quite a while ago. Advertised she was 33. She is at least mid 40's. Has to be dropped off by a cousin since she no longer has a license from her DUI. Kept her street clothes and shoes on (I'm glad she did because you don't want to see what is underneath.) Should have sent her away when I opened the door, but she was requiring for cancellation. Thought I might as well see if her body rub is somewhat decent. She used latex gloves for the body rub. Phone rang numerous times in the 15 minutes she was there. Advertised a 30 minutes session and was out the door in half the time. Horrible experience. Terrible. Dreadful. I wouldn't pay for a session with her. Might as well set your money on fire and just watch it burn rather than waste it on her.


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PaytonJeanette No 4 4/18/12
Review by Red2 (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/19/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Cantacted Payton for an in-call as advertised on her posting. She indicated that she can only do out-calls. I book a room. The morning of the day we are suppose to meet, she contacts me to say I need to pick her up. I can not so I arrange for a car to pick her up. I am trying to salvage the room I have now payed for. The car waits for her for 20 minutes when she calls and says she just con not make it and has to reschedule. YMMV but be careful with this gall.


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Texas BBW No 1 5/4/15
Review by jd69949 (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/5/15
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: TOFTT and went to see Judy. HUGE mistake. Her attitude was completely standoffish. Location was infested with crack heads and probably pimps. Was not FS at all whatsoever. In the middle of UTF (which was probably the only good thing). She stated she's not FS and that I need to hurry because she has an appointment outside. Don't bother with this one, if her attitude wasn't sour enough, smell the bathroom


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LaLa (806) No 1 6/27/09
Review by Energizerbunny5 (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 6/28/09
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: RIPOFF! Was not the same person in the pictures (not even close)! She was not full service as she said, and was beaten up bad with bruises all over her body. She claimed she fell down the stairs. She is late 20's to early 30's, not 20 as advertised or claimed! Walked in did the typical touch to make sure no law enforcement, and that was the last time I got to touch her. I asked if MSOG was on the menu and she said no just get comfortable. She had a G string on and kept it on the whole time so I couldn't touch her. She mentioned she was just busted last night and just got out of jail. She is about 80lbs. heavier than the girl in the pictures, stretch marks, and small saggy breasts. She proceeded with a HJ with no lotion and used spit to lube. Wouldn't alow any touching or anything! Her HJ was pathetic and couldn't get the job done so she said her hands were tired and I need to self pleasure while she did the same. That didn't do much good, but finally shot the little load. When talking to her she said she doesn't get any pleasure out of anything she does. Why do it then? She is a JOKE and would not recomend her to anyone. She also advertises under a different name. Her identifying trait is a tatoo with a "C" on a crown on her top right breast. Stay away, she is bad news!


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theharperkelly No 25 8/21/19
Review by juztinkredible (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/7/19
Time: 1 hr Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: After a decade of hobbying, I can finally say, that I have had a terrible experience. I just never thought it would happen like this. A bit of backstory... I initially contacted Miss Harper a few months back to set up an appointment. During our conversation I asked about a service that I would like to include in our session, which was listed on her website. She told me that she did not offer this service, so I opted to not finalize the appointment. Fast forward to 8/07/19… I still wanted to see Miss Harper, as I find her to be a gorgeous woman. So I texted her to set up an appointment, and add in the fact that I regretted not seeing her last time, and that I would like to make it up to her. She texted back with a time that would work for her, and let me know that she would give me a few cross streets to drive to later. I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her in the I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her incall, I was greeted by Miss Harper, and she immediately invited me in and into her bedroom. She asked me to get comfortable, and I did just that. She joined me on the bed and we had quite a few minutes of getting to know each other conversation, during which I reach the point where I thought we should be comfortable with each other and tried to initiate contact. After a few failed attempts at moving forward with the session, to no avail, I finally completely got into my birthday suit. She gave me a bizzarre look, and reached over and grabbed a cover, which struck me as weird, as her past reviews state that she is GFE. I thought maybe my mileage was about the vary; but I have no idea how much. After a rough, and the most mechanical CBJ I have ever received, I managed to finish. She didn’t listen to me as I expressed that I would like to slow down and try something else. But I figured, no biggie, I suppose I will just save it for around two. She then proceeded to whip a few towels in my direction and said, “There you go.” She then got off of the bed, and put back on her bra and shirt, as this was all she had removed. I playfully asked, “Why would you go on do that?” At which point things took a nasty turn, and she snidely replied with, “Because we are done here!” I asked her if she was serious, to which she just barked back with, “Yeah we’re through here.” Being in only about 15 minutes, and receiving this level of rudeness and disrespect. I contemplated about stooping to her level. I however opted for better judgment, and decided to leave instead, and forgo any further unpleasantries. I said to her on my way to the door that this was not how I had imagined our meeting would go. Her only response was, “Don’t you have a long drive back home?” After all of my time in this hobby, I have never been more disrespected, and made to feel as uncomfortable as I was by Miss Harper. I understand that YMMV, but I feel that this was just her conniving plan to get back at me for not booking with her last time I contacted her. Seeing as I got little to no pleasure from my time with Miss Harper, I hope to gain that by trading my first worst experience ever, with Miss Harper’s first negative review. I hope that Miss Harper reflects on her actions that day when she reads this review, and slays whatever demons she may have. Maybe she would be better off taking some time off to get herself to a better mindset, but then again; maybe I am just the first to see the real Harper Kelly. Final thought Miss Kelly… You may have had flawless reviews up to this point, but keep in mind that one aww shit, kills 100 at a boys.


Age: 30 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36B-26-36
REBUTTAL:

This client had a hygienic issue with his genitals. I discovered the problem when the session was already underway. When I asked the client if they would like to take a shower, they declined stating they already had taken one. I did not feel comfortable telling the client to leave at this point because I did not know how he would react to being told about his hygienic issue, and I did not want to create a tense or potentially violent situation. I handled the situation in the most polite way I possibly could, and then gently asked the client to leave. I have an excellent history of previous reviews, and I have never had to deal with a situation like this before because I screen extensively. This client had good references, but I would never recommend seeing him.


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Crystal (720-xxx-1105) No 1 9/26/13
Review by JackBeNimble (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/25/13
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well she's not off to a very good start is she? We had a time set up, but she never followed through.


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camille cos No 13 4/8/13
Review by coking (73 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/9/13
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: made an appointment and she gave me directions to where she was at. showed up at the time we agreed on. while i waited, she texted me and said if i give her more donation than what was originally agreed on, then she is ready. but if not, then she's got someone else who is willing to give more. i said i'll wait because i dont have that much money. about a week or so later, i called back. made an appointment again, thought that last time was rough so i'd give it another try since she has so many reviews. again, showed up at her place at the agreed time. again, got stood up. when i got there, she asked me to wait another hour. not going back to her again.


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Dixie-1983 No 1 4/18/12
Review by gb0138 (54 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/19/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Called to set up appointment but she was unable to see me until the following day. We set a time and place and confirmed. Early in the morning she text me to confirm the time. I tried to call 1.5 hours ahead to confirm as well but no answer. Drove an hour to the appt location checking periodically by texting and then calling to let her know I was on my way but no response. Got to the incall and still nothing. She text me 1.5 hours later and said her phone died. Right. I tried to call her to reschedule and no answer to texts or calls. Don't trust her.


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Amerie Alluring No 7 4/16/10
Review by gpsguy69 (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/17/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Not once, but twice! After missing the first appointment, she sounded sincerely sorry in several phone calls and emails, and wanted to make it up to me. Days and times were confirmed promptly, several times, including the day before. Got to her apartment, and no answer. Waited 10 and called again, same result. Waited 10 more and tried knocking on her door. Still no luck. All dressed up and no place to go. Big bummer. Fool me once, as they say. We'll, there's nothing like an old fool. Color me disappointed. She looked and sounded promising, but I guess it's an illusion, alluring, but not real.


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Megan Star No 13 2/23/10
Review by The Q (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/24/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Initial contact was via email, my preferred method. Asked me when I wanted to see her. I responded, via email, but received nothing in response. Took a chance and drove to her area around the time I told her. Traded a couple of calls before we concluded it wouldn't work out. I asked her if tomorrow would work, and she said yes. Same time, noon? Again she said yes. Told me she would conifrm in the morning with a telephone call. I asked her to email instead, and she agreed. Next day, I emailed her and confirmed I would be comming, but received no email, and no call. Went to her area, again. Called at noon and again at 12:15. Voice mail. No call back.


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Malinna No 1 8/6/14
Review by Joetita (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/2/14
Time: 15 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Do you think a bj is too much to ask? With this one, it was. She literally screamed at me of being disrespectful....that's when I got a wiff of her breath...omg, imagine a stinky pussy...that was her breath. Would NOT provide FS too. After 5 mins or so, I was asked to leave. She wouldn't give me my money back. Please stay away.


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