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Farmhand

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Provider E # Date
Miss_naughtyniki Yes 37 6/15/24
Seen on 6/2/24
Time: 1 hr Location: WestminsterIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I finally decided to reach out to Miss Niki one evening. I am so glad that I did. I can’t believe I waited so long to be honest. Niki is very gorgeous just like her pictures. She’s very laid back and has a positive attitude. We talked for a while and laughed, (Mostly at me). Next thing I know, she tells me to lay back and the rest is somewhat of a blur. All I know is she surprised the hell out of me because she initially seemed so sweet and innocent LOL. When the clothes came off, she was anything but innocent! It was like a tiger being released from its cage! She talked dirty to me almost the entire time and was very responsive to everything. DATY, CBJ, CG, Mish. I loved every second of being with her and I hope to see her again very soon. Thank you beautiful lady.


Age: 22 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 32DD-N/A-N/A
LeeTaylor004 Yes 46 1/23/24
Seen on 1/14/24
Time: 1 hr Location: ThorntonIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Lee Taylor is so enjoyable to be with. She’s very sweet and has a laid back attitude. She is also hilarious once you get to know her a little more. She is very toned and I just love her body. She is solid everywhere! BBJ is insane and MPCFS with her is something I can’t get enough of. I highly recommend seeing her, as she is such a beautiful woman and I hope to see her again very soon. Thank you beautiful!


Age: 33 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32B-25-27
Just Jos Yes 85 1/23/24
Seen on 1/13/24
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I had the opportunity to meet the lovely Jos one blustery and cold evening. I am so happy I got to meet her. She met me at the entrance to her place in sweats and she looked gorgeous! Who looks gorgeous in sweats!? … She does! Her smile caught my attention right away. Jos is very pretty and such a friendly person. We talked over a bottle of wine and I felt like I had known her for years. She is so enjoyable to be with. Her sense of humor and positivity was infectious. I nearly forgot why I was there. We eventually got down to the adult activities. The sweats came off and she was wearing lacy lingerie underneath. WOW. Her body is amazing. You can tell she works out and takes care of herself. The views from the front and back during the MPCFS was out of control. She’s very GFE and I loved spending time with this lovely woman. I hope to return soon. Thank you beautiful lady!


Age: 37 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-26-30
Ginny Gonzales Yes 19 8/27/23
Seen on 8/19/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I saw a previous review on Miss Ginni that made me believe she must be the real deal. MAN WAS SHE EVER AND THEN SOME! I was met at her door by a beautiful Venezuelan beauty that I couldn’t stop staring at. Ginny speaks mostly Spanish but she is absolutely gorgeous and as the previous reviewer stated, she smells like heaven. She is so sweet and very clean. I kept telling her she needs to be a singer because she has the sweetest voice! She doesn’t show her face in her pics, but trust me, she has nothing to hide! Such a beautiful face! Ginny is very sensual and I honestly felt like I was on cloud 9 with her. Very soft skin. She is awesome. Many acronyms performed , (GFE, DATY, MISH, CG, CBJ,). I can’t wait to see the , “Venezuelan Vixen “ again. So amazing. Definitely an ATF of mine for sure!


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-26-36
xoarianstarr Yes 1 5/14/23
Seen on 5/12/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I am so happy I decided to reach out to Miss Ariana. I initially thought her pictures were too good to be true. Damn was I wrong! She looks better in person! She’s gorgeous. I couldn’t stop staring at her when I first got there and almost forgot what I was even doing there! I was at a loss for words for a moment. Somewhat embarrassing on my part. She has a calming demeanor about her that made me feel at ease after I got over her amazing appearance. We had good conversations for a little while, and eventually got down to the fun. She wanted to know what my kinks were almost immediately, (Which I found to be super sexy). I love it when a girl is genuinely interested in what I like. She was very open to it and exceeded my expectations beyond words can explain. GFE, MPCFS, DATY. Awesome experience and I can’t stop thinking about it. I hope to see her again very soon. Run to see her. You won’t be disappointed! Thank you beautiful lady!


Age: 25 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Lots Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-N/A-N/A
karley.pdx Yes 95 5/16/23
Seen on 5/6/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I met up with Miss Karley today for the first time. I can’t believe I waited this long to meet her! She is so pretty and looks amazing in person. We had a lengthy conversation when I first arrived, (She’s a lot of fun to talk to). Whenever she would get up and start walking around the room naked, I have to be honest, I tried to listen to what she was saying, but my mind and eyes were 99% focused on her. She’s beautiful. She had me laughing most of the time because she has a great sense of humor and personality to go with her banging body and pretty face. I can’t get over her smile. I loved her smile and tried to make her smile as best I could to see it over and over. The adult activities were amazing. I got DATY in, she climbed on top and rode me for probably about five minutes and I exploded like an 18 year old. I couldn’t believe it. I’m notorious for taking forever, but Miss Karley pushed all my buttons. We were pretty spent afterwards, and we joked it was due to the altitude. I will definitely see her again if she’ll have me and I highly recommend paying her a visit if you haven’t already. Thank you beautiful lady!


Age: 29 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32-N/A-N/A
Laura Lopez Yes 12 4/2/23
Seen on 3/23/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/164029

Experience Description: Miss Lopez is a great provider. Her pictures are 100% accurate. She has a very toned and athletic body and beautiful face. As stated by others, she doesn’t speak much English, but she is a lot of fun to be with. She even gave me some dance lessons. I speak enough Spanish to understand and hold a conversation and I can say she is very friendly and wants you to have a great time. Unfortunately, she had a client beforehand try to take advantage of the language barrier, overstay their welcome, and kept harassing her through text messages, but she doesn’t put up with it. Good for her! She is GFE and MPCFS was outstanding. Her body is rock solid and she has the most beautiful smile. If you treat her with the respect she deserves, you will have a great time. Gracias mi bonita!


Age: 28 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34D-26-36
ShelbyCreams Yes 30 3/30/23
Seen on 2/24/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: My day went from good to great when this beautiful woman sent me a text saying she was in town. I don’t walk, I run to see Miss Shelby whenever I get the chance. She has the ability to make me laugh and get me all hot and bothered all at the same time. Such a special person. The GFE , MPCFS and dirty talk left me with no choice but to see her again the next day. I can’t help it with her. If you get the chance to see her, you won’t be disappointed. She’s got the best body and personality all combined into one amazing package. Thank you beautiful lady!


Age: 27 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
amontclair Yes 26 3/30/23
Seen on 3/19/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I had been curious about Ann’s posts for a while now and finally decided to reach out. Her pictures looked great and I also looked at her website. I was intrigued because she seemed like someone who likes to have fun. Set up was easy. When she opened the door, the first thing I noticed was how beautiful she is. Her pictures are nice, but to see her in person is something else! She has a pretty face, smile, and her body is perfectly shaped. She is petite, but with an athletic build. As another client mentioned, she has a dancer’s body. She immediately made me feel welcome with her calm demeanor. She’s an intelligent person that I really enjoyed talking to. Many adult activities were performed that caused me to break a sweat. DATY, MPCFS, CBJ, and great views from everywhere! Time flew by, so I guess I’ll have to make a repeat visit! Thank you sexy lady!


Age: 33 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32-26-36
Heavanah Yes 1 2/12/23
Seen on 2/11/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I was so glad I took a chance to meet the lovely Heavanah. She is 100% the girl in the pictures. I couldn’t believe how in shape this woman is. Absolutely stunning! She definitely takes health seriously. I could have talked to her for hours. She is very intelligent and has life together. She has a great personality and sense of humor. I love when girls can make me laugh. I had an unforgettable GFE experience with her: MPCFS, bbj, Daty, and she is very vocal. I would love to see her again and highly recommend paying the beautiful Heavanah a visit. Thank you beautiful!


Age: 37 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-29-36
Victoria Steele Yes 20 1/10/23
Seen on 1/2/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I contacted Victoria and got a quick response saying she was available. I met her. She was dressed in black lingerie which got my attention immediately. We had a glass of wine and enjoyed each other’s company before heading to her bedroom. Victoria is gorgeous. She has a hot body and beautiful face. She is definitely the girl in the pictures. We didn’t waste time getting to all the acronyms: mpcfs, DATY, etc. She was very vocal, which I loved! I’m not 100% sure what she was saying because a lot of it was in Portuguese, but I’m pretty sure it was encouragement LOL! We definitely gave each other a workout for sure! She wants you to have a good time and it shows. She is a very clean person and expects the same in return. She is all class. Afterwards, we talked like two old friends. I really enjoy spending time with this sexy lady. I highly recommend Ms. Victoria and hope to see her again soon!


Age: 36 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36D-25-36
brazilianlorena Yes 7 12/21/22
Seen on 12/20/22
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I have now seen the lovey Lorena twice in three days because once was not near enough! She answers the door in I never remember what, because all I can do is pick my jaw up off the damn floor every time. She is one of the most sexiest women I’ve ever seen! Im not even kidding. She is a tall, athletic, beautiful Brazilian woman that is beyond what I expected. Solid everywhere! She is also so friendly and kind. She has a great sense of humor to match! She’s very intelligent too. some of the best I’ve ever had to be completely honest. If I had to sum it up in one word, “WILD” is probably the best way I can describe it. She is GFE and the act of MPCFS was beyond words each time. I have no idea how I survived the bbj of all bbjs. If you can survive it, you are a warrior. You will not survive! To make everything perfect, she talks dirty to me the entire time. God only knows how I lasted as long as I did. I am always a tough one to crack, but Lorena always made sure that would not be a problem. She realized what I’m into almost immediately. I left her sweating and I’m an athlete LOL! She is amazing! She gave me the nickname, “Shy but Naughty “ . She reads me like a book . Her friend Victoria Steele was there, also a beautiful Brazilian woman that is on TOB now. Victoria is so sexy and beautiful as well! I felt like I was hanging out with two friends I hadn’t seen in forever. I was offered a duo, but I could tell Lorena was going to be all I could handle and promised to come back soon for Victoria. I got to talk to her for a while before and after and I can honestly say I will be trying to see her as soon as possible because Victoria lives here in Denver. Both girls look so much better in person. Their pictures don’t even come close to doing them justice. Such friendly people! You need to see them both ASAP!


Age: 29 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-28-35
ShelbyCreams Yes 30 7/18/22
Seen on 7/7/22
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I was lucky enough to be able to meet up with the beautiful Miss Shelby once again. The experience was amazing as always. Definitely a favorite of mine for sure. She is still beautiful and still a lot of fun to joke around with. I always tell her how I wished she lived in Denver. I highly recommend the beautiful Miss Shelby.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
Ashley Nicole-3286 Yes 77 9/13/21
Seen on 9/4/21
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I have been wanting to meet Miss Ashley for a while now. I noticed she was going to be in Denver one evening, so I jumped at the chance to see her. I was so glad that I did because she is awesome! From the moment she opened the door, I saw this extremely attractive woman that looked even better than her pictures. I noticed she had this quiet, but naughty persona about her. She had this naughty smile on her face the entire time that I’ll never forget. She wasted almost no time at all getting to the adult activities. I tried holding a conversation when I first walked in , but she wasn’t having it Lol! I loved it! Most of our conversation came afterwards. Not only was she open to things I like, she would take it all a step further. I honestly couldn’t believe what was happening at times. She is GFE and her figure is absolutely amazing as well. Rock solid. She is this combination of sexy, and sweet that will give me no choice but to keep coming back for sure. She’s not a clockwatcher by any means and she is enjoyable to talk to. I really enjoyed spending time together with such a great person. Thank you beautiful lady!


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36D-24-36
StephanieAlexander Yes 5 9/3/21
Seen on 8/25/21
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I got a text from this beautiful lady today telling me she was in town, so I couldn’t say no. I have seen Stephanie once before and just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to see her again. She is one of the nicest girls you’ll ever meet and she is beautiful to match. She has the prettiest smile, very smooth skin, and the cutest dimples that make it hard to stop looking at her. Her body is simply amazing. You can tell she takes care of herself and works out. She is a very clean person and has class. As stated by a previous provider, she is GFE , if you wish. I had a great time with Stephanie and highly recommend a visit.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36DD-N/A-N/A
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