I thought you might be interested in looking at Grumpy old Man, "Stay off My Lawn! LOL!.
https://theotherboard.com/forum/index.php?/topic/43739-grumpy-old-man-stay-off-my-lawn-lol/&do=findComment&comment=471153
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