JohnGalt2017

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    17 hours ago, TrystinTrimble said:

    My curse seems to be the email. It goes a little something like this:

     

    Hi Trystan,

    Now, I KNOW you say call or text only, but I decided email works for me, since I am way too high on the social ladder to give a lowly whore like yourself my phone number... You would only tell my wife and she would ruin everything with consequences. Not on my wish list, I'm sure you understand.

     

    Anyway...now I KNOW you bitches say no explicit discussion and no pic requests.  However I like to know what all this $ you want gets.me EXACTLY. So, let me know if you are down for (insert activity that I don't do and never have) and also condoms make my dick turn into a narwhal so no need to bring em...but I'm married so I'm 100% clean and you better be too and if you aren't , well then you better be honest about it. No herps had better show up on my junk. My wife would probably kill you...

     

    One last thing...now I Know your ad contains all the info I could hope for but what are your rates and what discounts d I qualify for since I noticed you had ONE  bad review? Also, are you okay with letting me snort things off your tits? Hopefully we can work together, if you are good enough for my taste and can be in Fort Collins in about 45 min wearing (insert ludicrously detailed outfit demand).  My kids will be sleeping upstairs so try not to be so obvious since my neighbors are so fond of me and think I'm a more upstanding citizen than you could ever be. See ya soon, booboo kittyfuck!

     

    Chad

    Awesome! You are a rockstar. That cracked me up....

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