Posted September 28 The last good humor thread i found was several years old. I thought a new one might be fun.............. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9 So not a joke exactly, but classic Bob Newhart and traffic controlers are in short supply so seems natural. Bob was one of a kind, loved the guy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9 15 hours ago, gr8owl said: So not a joke exactly, but classic Bob Newhart and traffic controlers are in short supply so seems natural. Bob was one of a kind, loved the guy. For me, Bob Newhart was a true classic comedian. His comedy is timeless. Thanks for the memories. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9 Found another classic. sorry about the quality its the best copy I could find............................. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12 old school text style: difficult business decision...complicated by poor sentence structure: "Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says.. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." ...... I had to let Jack go." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12 also og text style: 2 guys were walking down the street... they see a dog licking himself first guy says to the second guy I wish i could do that... second guy sez "don't you think you should pet him first?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12 This one gave me a good chuckle.................................... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 20 Tide32's last visit to the hospital.................................... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2 (edited) What does a 9 volt battery and a butthole have in common? You know you're not supposed to put your tongue on it, but ya still do 😂 Edited November 2 by Hailey Of Denver 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 8 The truth shouldn't surprise you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 13 This one was worth a chuckle.................... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 18 OMG! These new cars are so great when I was in reverse the other day it showed me a movie of somebody getting run over!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 do you know the differences between an Irishman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say hey you get off my cloud And an Irishman says hey McLeod get off my ewe…. Do you know why 88 is better than 69? Because you get eight twice…. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19 Did any of you guys try this yet?? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22 I have a feeling there is another offer for a foot up my ass on the way. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26 We are just a bunch of useless boobs. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted Saturday at 10:18 PM This one was good for a giggle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted yesterday at 12:11 AM I'm a little offended but she is really funny.......................... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 hours ago I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 hours ago What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral makes your whole day. Anal makes your hole weak. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
