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Weather Alert!!!

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The national Weather Service has issued a "holy shit it is cold" warning for all of eastern Colorado through tonight.  The NWS advises that car dates are prohibited during a "holy shit its cold" warning to avoid a lady's tongue freezing to a frozen rod.  Please take necessary precautions and do not call 911 if you ignore the warning.

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15 hours ago, gr8owl said:

The national Weather Service has issued a "holy shit it is cold" warning for all of eastern Colorado through tonight.  The NWS advises that car dates are prohibited during a "holy shit its cold" warning to avoid a lady's tongue freezing to a frozen rod.  Please take necessary precautions and do not call 911 if you ignore the warning.

I thought I was the only one allowed to make weather-releated penis jokes? 🤔

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3 hours ago, Mustang87 said:

I thought I was the only one allowed to make weather-releated penis jokes? 🤔

Oooops, I forgot to check for trademark protection.  It kind of wrote itself and it seemed the place needed a bit of humor no matter how small. ;)

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1 hour ago, gr8owl said:

Oooops, I forgot to check for trademark protection.  It kind of wrote itself and it seemed the place needed a bit of humor no matter how small. ;)

I see what you did there--and I appreciate the commitment to the bit. 

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This is how Mustang measures the depth of the snow…..

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37 minutes ago, Kaduk said:

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This is how Mustang measures the depth of the snow…..

And that is how tongues get stuck :P

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Speaking of frozen penis ........ how about Florida today?

Found this piece of ice in Florida, in the shape of Florida :  r/mildlyinteresting

 

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On 1/20/2025 at 5:12 PM, gr8owl said:

The national Weather Service has issued a "holy shit it is cold" warning for all of eastern Colorado through tonight.  The NWS advises that car dates are prohibited during a "holy shit its cold" warning to avoid a lady's tongue freezing to a frozen rod.  Please take necessary precautions and do not call 911 if you ignore the warning.

Now that is funny🤣🤣

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On 1/22/2025 at 0:06 PM, FuriousWeasel said:

I really liked the video of the snowball fight on Bourbon Street...

Sure no boobs for beads that day :) I saw it too. The best part was watching kids that have never seen snow in their lives getting to sled for their first time  ever. Just heartwarming!

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Woke up this morning looked outside and thought…I’m too old for this shit!😂

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1 hour ago, ilovewomen said:

Woke up this morning looked outside and thought…I’m too old for this shit!😂

I had the exact same experience 2 yrs ago, eventhough I lived all my life near Denver. Today, after having lunch on the lanai ( Floridaese for "back patio" I'm going to ride my bike over to the rec center and sit by the pool... 

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The best man at my wedding (too many decades ago) and his lady friend have spent the last 12 years wintering in Waikoloa and summering in Minneapolis.

4 years ago during the height of covid, they came across a steal of a deal in the gated community of the Hilton Beach Resort in Waikoloa….a 1300 sq ft 2nd floor condo with a huge wrap around lanai. $490k with a 2.78% interest rate.

They moved there full time last August. I spent 10 days there in September.

I’m a Colorado native who has been in 48 of 50 states, 13 international counties and well over 1 million air miles. No place I’d rather live then here, but I’m thinking it may be time to do what they did.

Getting so tired of cold/snowy winters.

Or at least 6 winter months  there and 6 summer months here.

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