Savoir Faire

SMELLY KITTY

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this story.

I had just moved to Florida and was living in a hotel at the time. I was partying my ass off and this MARRIED WOMAN rolls up on me and we end up becoming pretty good FUCK BUDDIES. We had a pretty good schedule going on. She basically would call and say she is on her way over to my hotel room and I would invite her over. I wasn't really busy because I had just moved there and I lets just say LOL, I had not became POPULAR just yet. She was a HOT MARRIED MILF but I didn't know at the time she was married. I was a younger guy just having fun. So as time went on I became POPULAR because of a few reasons, therefore my time was not always open/available to her. So she would find other guys to occupy her time. So one day, she calls and says she is on her way and I invite her over. To get a feel for her, imagine she knocks on the door, I open the door and she AGGRESIVELY ATTACKS me and clothes start to come off. She is like this every visit because I guess she could only be away from home so long. This particular visit I get a SLIGHTLY UNPLEASANT smell and I am like in my mind, has she been with another guy? Usually, she smells fresh but this particular time she wasn't fresh. So I am stopping all this AGGRESSION and I go turn on the shower. She lights in on me LOL and she says "you should never tell a woman her kitty smells". My husband says that and I hate him for it. Now I never said anything to her, I just chose not to have sex with her until she FRESHENED UP. So she is still going off and I just looked at her like a dog LMAO. Got in the shower and took one myself. She is still going in on me and I never said a word to her. I just waited for her to calm down and she got in the shower because she knew I knew that she was with somebody, why all the fuss, take a shower and FRESHEN UP. So she did just that and I bent her over in the shower. Of course we both fell out of the shower because she grabbed the shower curtain and the rod fell. We ended up on the bed where things got even crazier. Afterwards, she tells me don't ever tell a woman her kitty smells, do you understand what that does to a woman? Then she tells me, this is why I won't FUCK my hubby, he said that to me once and he has never got it since. Then I said, I never said your KITTY smells, I just offered you a shower................................ Needless to say, that was the last time WE FUCKED...................... TRUE STORY 

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I am always reminded of a NyQuil fever dream when I encounter your posts - which universe is this I must say!

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17 hours ago, stevie-2249 said:

Not sure why you needed to post this?

I know right? skunkoiraire is hatin'.  Everyone knows that our fantasies are SF's reality.  I'm being sarcastic..... TRUE STORY

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Au contrite me es a Mae - the skunkoaire is all in for loving - why just ask any of the hundreds of fine humans I’ve seen - 15 minutes of the skunkior is all the loving they can handle!  And it’s no reflection on my budgeting skills to only give 15 minutes of love at a time!  This be real true life!

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On 10/27/2024 at 4:47 PM, Savoir Faire said:this story.

I had just moved to Florida and was living in a hotel at the time. I was partying my ass off and this MARRIED WOMAN rolls up on me and we end up becoming pretty good FUCK BUDDIES. We had a pretty good schedule going on. She basically would call and say she is on her way over to my hotel room and I would invite her over. I wasn't really busy because I had just moved there and I lets just say LOL, I had not became POPULAR just yet. She was a HOT MARRIED MILF but I didn't know at the time she was married. I was a younger guy just having fun. So as time went on I became POPULAR because of a few reasons, therefore my time was not always open/available to her. So she would find other guys to occupy her time. So one day, she calls and says she is on her way and I invite her over. To get a feel for her, imagine she knocks on the door, I open the door and she AGGRESIVELY ATTACKS me and clothes start to come off. She is like this every visit because I guess she could only be away from home so long. This particular visit I get a SLIGHTLY UNPLEASANT smell and I am like in my mind, has she been with another guy? Usually, she smells fresh but this particular time she wasn't fresh. So I am stopping all this AGGRESSION and I go turn on the shower. She lights in on me LOL and she says "you should never tell a woman her kitty smells". My husband says that and I hate him for it. Now I never said anything to her, I just chose not to have sex with her until she FRESHENED UP. So she is still going off and I just looked at her like a dog LMAO. Got in the shower and took one myself. She is still going in on me and I never said a word to her. I just waited for her to calm down and she got in the shower because she knew I knew that she was with somebody, why all the fuss, take a shower and FRESHEN UP. So she did just that and I bent her over in the shower. Of course we both fell out of the shower because she grabbed the shower curtain and the rod fell. We ended up on the bed where things got even crazier. Afterwards, she tells me don't ever tell a woman her kitty smells, do you understand what that does to a woman? Then she tells me, this is why I won't FUCK my hubby, he said that to me once and he has never got it since. Then I said, I never said your KITTY smells, I just offered you a shower................................ Needless to say, that was the last time WE FUCKED...................... TRUE STORY 

UPDATE!!!!!!! This story is no different than if a CLIENT went to visit a PROVIDER for a session and she offers him a shower before the session............................ Smiles @ the ones that gave me DISLIKES. You just let all of TOB know that your KITTY SMELLS. If you are bothered by this story, LOL don't get mad at me, open your legs, do a SELF SMELL TEST and take care of yourself. If after a shower it doesn't help, then go see THE DOCTOR..................

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9 hours ago, I Dream of Pussy said:

Why Ms. West though? She got that fresh puma. Put the P in it. That visual. The roar. 

IDOP I think Ms West commented on one of my post and she mentioned something about my friend's Hubby comparing her kitty smell. So it reminded me of this one married woman I was fucking in Florida. LOL @ the visual and the roar.....................

 

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24 minutes ago, Savoir Faire said:

UPDATE!!!!!!! This story is no different than if a CLIENT went to visit a PROVIDER for a session and she offers him a shower before the session............................ Smiles @ the ones that gave me DISLIKES. You just let all of TOB know that your KITTY SMELLS. If you are bothered by this story, LOL don't get mad at me, open your legs, do a SELF SMELL TEST and take care of yourself. If after a shower it doesn't help, then go see THE DOCTOR..................

And yet with 395 reviews how many have you reported encountering? Fascinating.

Offering you a shower is a courtesy as opposed to saying get your smelly ass out of here, and the opposite of your moronic attempts to insult.  Grow the fuck up.

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Pro and prebiotic food anything to reset your pH balance. Try that pineapple juice too! If you still smell? take a shower with Summer eve. Secret makes a nice body spray too-  dry light amount is needed.  I know they make such stuff for men also. Do your best to keep your pH and check

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