CandiO

New 2020 Ford

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I love you lady and thanks for the laugh.😂😂

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38 minutes ago, CandiO said:

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

This made me laugh out loud! :lol:

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If you decide to hold on to them as they age the repair and upkeep get really expensive even with insurance.

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With some proper care, routine maintenance and lots of TLC, they will last a lifetime.

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I believe they made a similar model back in the 70's. I kept trying to jump start it, but gave up and got rid of it. I rented several different models for a few years after that. 

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2 hours ago, pointymoustache said:

 

If you decide to hold on to them as they age the repair and upkeep get really expensive even with flood insurance.

Fixed it.;)

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Hilarious.  Hopefully they'll add a month to month lease option. 

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1 hour ago, Seeker5280 said:

I look forward to the new models each year. 

Bullshit!!! I’ll stick with a classic. Smooth and dependable. :rolleyes:

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Not to mention you have to have a garage full of different sets of tires for it. Some for evening on the town,  weddings, to match the paint job,  some off road, ,  good for snow,   rain and some for comfortable handling.

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Great laugh first thing in the morning.  Thanks for this one.  

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now THAT is funny - thank you so much for the laugh out loud...

still chuckling...

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Passage introduced the 6th era of the Explorer. As the maker reported after some theory, the model will be accessible on the European market again from the finish of 2019.

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Public transportation is highly overrated! Thankful CandiO is able to set us straight! 🤩😂🤣🥰

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Does the Clitaurus come with manual and automatic options? Inquiring minds want to know.

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sentence clarifacation.
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On 12/23/2019 at 11:21 PM, tide32 said:

Bullshit!!! I’ll stick with a classic. Smooth and dependable. :rolleyes:

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3 hours ago, Kaduk said:

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I wonder how many of us even know what that car is, or have seen one.  I remember when one of my GS classmates father got a brand new ... 😁

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The Edsel.  Named after one of the Ford boys.

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That right there is funny.  I am still smiling. Thank you.

On 12/23/2019 at 2:55 PM, CandiO said:

 The New 2020 Ford

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

 


 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, ilovewomen said:

The Edsel.  Named after one of the Ford boys.

My question was rhetorical!  You’re not supposed to give out the old fart’s secret handshake. Sheesh 

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2 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

My question was rhetorical!  You’re not supposed to give out the old fart’s secret handshake. Sheesh 

I’m having an old timers day

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10 hours ago, Kaduk said:

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or this.;)

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Messed up
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2 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

At least it’s PINK 😜


Love the Tucker

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Bull crap
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2 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

At least it’s PINK 😜

sure it isn't coral? :lol:  "58's came that way.

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