Posted December 23, 2019 The New 2020 Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year. 21 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2019 I love you lady and thanks for the laugh.😂😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, CandiO said: Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. This made me laugh out loud! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2019 If you decide to hold on to them as they age the repair and upkeep get really expensive even with insurance. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2019 With some proper care, routine maintenance and lots of TLC, they will last a lifetime. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 I believe they made a similar model back in the 70's. I kept trying to jump start it, but gave up and got rid of it. I rented several different models for a few years after that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 2 hours ago, pointymoustache said: If you decide to hold on to them as they age the repair and upkeep get really expensive even with flood insurance. Fixed it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 Hilarious. Hopefully they'll add a month to month lease option. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 Oh my gosh, hysterical! I bet they hold their value well.😁 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 I look forward to the new models each year. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Seeker5280 said: I look forward to the new models each year. Bullshit!!! I’ll stick with a classic. Smooth and dependable. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 Not to mention you have to have a garage full of different sets of tires for it. Some for evening on the town, weddings, to match the paint job, some off road, , good for snow, rain and some for comfortable handling. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 Great laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks for this one. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2019 now THAT is funny - thank you so much for the laugh out loud... still chuckling... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 26, 2019 (edited) Passage introduced the 6th era of the Explorer. As the maker reported after some theory, the model will be accessible on the European market again from the finish of 2019. Edited December 26, 2019 by RobertChavez2 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 26, 2019 Thanks for the great laugh Candio 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 27, 2019 Public transportation is highly overrated! Thankful CandiO is able to set us straight! 🤩😂🤣🥰 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 (edited) Does the Clitaurus come with manual and automatic options? Inquiring minds want to know. Edited December 28, 2019 by SntChristopher sentence clarifacation. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 On 12/23/2019 at 11:21 PM, tide32 said: Bullshit!!! I’ll stick with a classic. Smooth and dependable. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Kaduk said: I wonder how many of us even know what that car is, or have seen one. I remember when one of my GS classmates father got a brand new ... 😁 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 The Edsel. Named after one of the Ford boys. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 That right there is funny. I am still smiling. Thank you. On 12/23/2019 at 2:55 PM, CandiO said: The New 2020 Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ilovewomen said: The Edsel. Named after one of the Ford boys. My question was rhetorical! You’re not supposed to give out the old fart’s secret handshake. Sheesh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Bit Banger said: My question was rhetorical! You’re not supposed to give out the old fart’s secret handshake. Sheesh I’m having an old timers day 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Kaduk said: or this. Edited December 28, 2019 by tide32 Messed up 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Kaduk said: At least it’s PINK 😜 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Bit Banger said: At least it’s PINK 😜 Love the Tucker Edited December 29, 2019 by tide32 Bull crap 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Bit Banger said: At least it’s PINK 😜 sure it isn't coral? "58's came that way. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites