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Tigers and Zombies

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Someone asked me once why I spray Calvin Klein’s Obsessed on my back.

 

I told them it has a chemical in it that female tigers like called civetone. It has a higher concentration of it than any of the other colognes. They used it to capture and destroy a dangerous cat in India called T1.

 

“You have a lot of problems with tigers do you?”

 

No, but I can tell you this. The odds of a Cirque du Soliel trailer tipping over on I-25 allowing a bunch of Bengal tigers to roam the streets of Denver is significantly higher than the dead rising from the grave to eat the brains of their relatives, and yet you have thousands of people who actually believe there will be some kind of zombie apocalypse.

 

 

 

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/14/657238908/calvin-kleins-obsession-could-be-the-trick-to-catching-a-tiger

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This is solid logic.  

And if you ever find yourself in the little spoon position your friend will enjoy the smell.  

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What about zombie tigers!? I would probably poop myself if that happened.

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