Posted June 10, 2019 Why should a single one of us still stand? Be plain Be proud Be life Be death Be born Be forgotten Be monk Be whore Be mud Be pure Be any of these, or a mixture of them, or all together. My question remains ... How many times do I have to shit each day drinking these goddamn shakes? Are you fucking kidding me? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2019 Be Honest, not Dishonest Be Thankful Be Genuine Be CPR (Catch Pic Release) Be true to yourself and (Oh So Importantly Your Family) Be Respectful to Yourself My question Remains, I Truly Wish This for Those that Deviate...Why? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2019 No more than normal! 2 - 4 times day is pretty average. (my gf says she's lucky to get one every other day... How the fuck does a person carry several meals without vacating???) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Copper-pipee said: No more than normal! 2 - 4 times day is pretty average. (my gf says she's lucky to get one every other day... How the fuck does a person carry several meals without vacating???) Low fiber 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Vassago said: Why should a single one of us still stand? Be plain Be proud Be life Be death Be born Be forgotten Be monk Be whore Be mud Be pure Be any of these, or a mixture of them, or Live your life your way and help others to live their life their way 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2019 really depends on what's in the shakes, no? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 11, 2019 On 6/10/2019 at 1:42 AM, Copper-pipee said: No more than normal! 2 - 4 times day is pretty average. (my gf says she's lucky to get one every other day... How the fuck does a person carry several meals without vacating???) How the heck do you live having to shit 4 times a day? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 11, 2019 It's not "having to" shit four times per day - it's "getting to" shit four times per day. Next best thing to a big "O." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, BadBoy said: It's not "having to" shit four times per day - it's "getting to" shit four times per day. Next best thing to a big "O." Yeah once you install a bidet with nice warm water, it becomes a luxurious experience! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, FuriousWeasel said: Yeah once you install a bidet with nice warm water, it becomes a luxurious experience! Bidets are the way to go.... never understood why they are not considered “default” in the US. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Todoesprivado said: How the heck do you live having to shit 4 times a day? 1. “Listen babe, I need to tell you something. First off, you mean ... so much to me, I lov- - Hold that thought. I got to have a shit. 2. “We’ve got 45 seconds to pull those people out of there before they suffocate. V, your on point- -Sir, hold that thought. I got to have a shit. 3. “And do you, Vassago, take Tits Magee to be your lawfully wedded- - Father. Hold that thought. I gotta go have a shit. 4. “This quarter’s outstanding achievement award goes to an individual with- - I know you mean me. Before I give you my speech on how great it is to work with you all blah blah blah, I gotta go have a shit. See four times. Shittin’ part’s easy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
