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There's This Guy, And There's The Other Guy

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I swear, you  can't make this shit up:

This guy is - pun intended - butt hurt because his wife cheated on him with another dude - and let him bang out her azz crack like a Jamaican tin drum. But hubby only gets tepid blowies and missionary.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/wife-unfaithful-cheated-obsessed-with-details.html?via=recirc_recent

and then there's the other guy who won't go down on a woman (and probably wonders why is he home alone beating his meat to Pornhub videos).

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/doesnt-give-oral-sex-advice.html?via=recirc_recent

Guys, here' s PSA - if you're not going down on your woman, she's probably not gonna come - and hate you for it. No anal for you.;)

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2 hours ago, 2Big said:

I swear, you  can't make this shit up:

This guy is - pun intended - butt hurt because his wife cheated on him with another dude - and let him bang out her azz crack like a Jamaican tin drum. But hubby only gets tepid blowies and missionary.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/wife-unfaithful-cheated-obsessed-with-details.html?via=recirc_recent

and then there's the other guy who won't go down on a woman (and probably wonders why is he home alone beating his meat to Pornhub videos).

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/doesnt-give-oral-sex-advice.html?via=recirc_recent

Guys, here' s PSA - if you're not going down on your woman, she's probably not gonna come - and hate you for it. No anal for you.;)

This man is speaking the truth right now...well, sort of. You may not be getting anal, but lots of blowies and good sex. Reciprocation 😍😍😍

 

 

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Na set me up with a great annuities and in a Roth tax free savings plan please! Long term health care. You name it! Build me a nest egg honey! I will give  you my ❤️

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5 minutes ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Na set me up with a great annuities and in a Roth tax free savings plan please! Long term health care. You name it! Build me a nest egg honey! I will give  you my ❤️

Would a trust fund (income, but no principle) suffice?

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4 hours ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

This man is speaking the truth right now...well, sort of. You may not be getting anal, but lots of blowies and good sex. Reciprocation 😍😍😍

 

 

Maybe yes, maybe no.  

A few years back when I had a couple close lady friends, not at the same time, one didn't want me going down on her. and she didn't care for the BJ either.  A few months latter I was with a lady who enjoyed the BJ's.  And latter requested some anal action.   To bad I could not accept some other items that made the relationship toxic for me.  :(

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43 minutes ago, frankenthaler91 said:

Maybe yes, maybe no.  

A few years back when I had a couple close lady friends, not at the same time, one didn't want me going down on her. and she didn't care for the BJ either.  A few months latter I was with a lady who enjoyed the BJ's.  And latter requested some anal action.   To bad I could not accept some other items that made the relationship toxic for me.  :(

True, all ladies are different. I guess I just can't imagine a life with no DATY...or Blowies. 😥

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30 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

True, all ladies are different. I guess I just can't imagine a life with no DATY...or Blowies. 😥

Agree with Hunter 100%! Having a big sexual appetites is important in the biz too ! The ”O” are great for our well being! Damn straight!😜😊😘 

 

1 hour ago, Bit Banger said:

Would a trust fund (income, but no principle) suffice?

Hell ya Bit! Not that I am shallow just speaking in all honestly from my ❤️!  All ladies in the biz need to set themselves up with some sort of savings plan and I am not talking money in the bank either...I believe if you have a million in the bank? That the intrested off of that money will barely buy you a happy meal after a year of saving it in a convectional bank. Think smarter ladies and secure your future start investing now! (I Don’t sell insurance) 😊 Just speaking practically is all. Sex is beautiful but living under a bridge or in a state nursing home scares the hell out of me! I watched my dad. No my dad taught me a great deal about how not to live your life! 

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8 hours ago, 2Big said:

I swear, you  can't make this shit up:

This guy is - pun intended - butt hurt because his wife cheated on him with another dude - and let him bang out her azz crack like a Jamaican tin drum. But hubby only gets tepid blowies and missionary.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/wife-unfaithful-cheated-obsessed-with-details.html?via=recirc_recent

and then there's the other guy who won't go down on a woman (and probably wonders why is he home alone beating his meat to Pornhub videos).

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/04/doesnt-give-oral-sex-advice.html?via=recirc_recent

Guys, here' s PSA - if you're not going down on your woman, she's probably not gonna come - and hate you for it. No anal for you.;)

So if I go down on her I have to do anal too? I miss the good old days when you could go down without the anal. :D

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20 minutes ago, boink36 said:

So if I go down on her I have to do anal too? I miss the good old days when you could go down without the anal. :D

The good news is... those days are still alive and well! There's still a few of us left. 😂

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40 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

The good news is... those days are still alive and well! There's still a few of us left. 😂

Go ahead and just be anal however not all of us are willing to preform from that particular angle.😂😜

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1 hour ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

...I believe if you have a million in the bank? That the intrested off of that money will barely buy you a happy meal after a year of saving it in a convectional bank. ... 

Actually it might earn you $10-15K/yr.  That’s a few happy meals, but still not a living wage.  

You’re correct.  To earn any real return you need to be invested in “the market”.

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9 hours ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

This man is speaking the truth right now...well, sort of. You may not be getting anal, but lots of blowies and good sex. Reciprocation 😍😍😍

 

 

OK I'm steering far away from this one, nothing but trouble here! LOL!

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Now, if a woman makes it clear that her azz is "exit only" - no way no how, ok, I could live with that - for a short while. I'd probably still try to plug her chocolate chute and pretend I confused her ports of entry. Shit happens, you know. ;)

But knowing that your wife did all sorts of nasty things with another dude while you're only getting left overs, now, that's bound to break any man's spirit.

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12 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

Actually it might earn you $10-15K/yr.  That’s a few happy meals, but still not a living wage.  

You’re correct.  To earn any real return you need to be invested in “the market”.

Something all the ladies must eventually wake up to is realities of protecting their future. So many of us are not.😥it’s not about how much make but more about what you do with what you have.

another thing nobody will ever see me consume a McDonald’s meal or any other fast food meal. 😊 

too bad 2Big is so caught up in everyone’s assholes!😂😂😂😂

 

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15 hours ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

The good news is... those days are still alive and well! There's still a few of us left. 😂

I would LOVE anal, but it takes a real stiff ie and at this point I  my life it just doesn't get that way. As for DATY I'm all for it, it helps get  me up.

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15 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

Actually it might earn you $10-15K/yr.  That’s a few happy meals, but still not a living wage.  

You’re correct.  To earn any real return you need to be invested in “the market”.

Actually, 1M  at 2.45%, which is an available savings account rate,  earns you  $24,500.   With that said,   you are correct that other investments have dramatically out performed  savings accounts and CDs in the past.

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7 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Something all the ladies must eventually wake up to is realities of protecting their future. So many of us are not.😥it’s not about how much make but more about what you do with what you have.

another thing nobody will ever see me consume a McDonald’s meal or any other fast food meal. 😊 

too bad 2Big is so caught up in everyone’s assholes!😂😂😂😂

 

I admire you for  mentioning planning for the future in this forum.

From past experience, the conversation does not go so well here if a guy offers any advice regarding provider finances.

This is an expensive hobby.  Many would not be here if they were not financially astute.

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15 minutes ago, inkspot said:

I admire you for  mentioning planning for the future in this forum.

From past experience, the conversation does not go so well here if a guy offers any advice regarding provider finances.

This is an expensive hobby.  Many would not be here if they were not financially astute.

Inkspot - it is important to secure your future in life. So many people live by the seat of their pants.  I do realize this was supposed to be another humorous post by 2Big. Honestly I do get that totally!😁  so maybe a long standing “equal” needs to speak up? I don’t know why I bother? My thoughts and thinking are not of great importance really. So I am sorry if I offended anyone? Today is a special day have fun party enjoy what you wish! 💋💕

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On 4/5/2019 at 6:34 PM, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Agree with Hunter 100%! Having a big sexual appetites is important in the biz too ! The ”O” are great for our well being! Damn straight!😜😊😘 

 

Hell ya Bit! Not that I am shallow just speaking in all honestly from my ❤️!  All ladies in the biz need to set themselves up with some sort of savings plan and I am not talking money in the bank either...I believe if you have a million in the bank? That the intrested off of that money will barely buy you a happy meal after a year of saving it in a convectional bank. Think smarter ladies and secure your future start investing now! (I Don’t sell insurance) 😊 Just speaking practically is all. Sex is beautiful but living under a bridge or in a state nursing home scares the hell out of me! I watched my dad. No my dad taught me a great deal about how not to live your life! 

Nah. I think I'll just do what the Inuits did and walk out into the ice.

"Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere". - Frank Herbert

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1 minute ago, Vassago said:

Nah. I think I'll just do what the Inuits did and walk out into the ice.

"Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere". - Frank Herbert

That’s were I am headed ❤️ 

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The likelihood of finding an economically "savvy" provider is equal to finding a four-leaf clover attached to a winning lottery ticket, inside a box of platinum that I just happened to find on my door step, brought by the abominable snowman, who also dropped off a video recording of the Loch Ness monster.

There is a market opportunity here.....;)

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1 hour ago, 2Big said:

The likelihood of finding an economically "savvy" provider is equal to finding a four-leaf clover attached to a winning lottery ticket, inside a box of platinum that I just happened to find on my door step, brought by the abominable snowman, who also dropped off a video recording of the Loch Ness monster.

There is a market opportunity here.....;)

Can I borrow that video when you're finished? :D

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Sadly, this is not a "one rule fits everyone" topic.  I love going down but my spouse could not care less if I did and is actually so self conscious about it that she doesn't allow herself to enjoy it fully.  And yes, I had a very good girlfriend in the past who gave great instructions so I feel confident that I know what I'm doing but my wife can't finish that way.  She needs something inside her to get to the finish line.

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1 hour ago, Bravo1 said:

Sadly, this is not a "one rule fits everyone" topic.  I love going down but my spouse could not care less if I did and is actually so self conscious about it that she doesn't allow herself to enjoy it fully.  And yes, I had a very good girlfriend in the past who gave great instructions so I feel confident that I know what I'm doing but my wife can't finish that way.  She needs something inside her to get to the finish line.

Same here, going on 15 yrs with SO. She never liked anal, daty or giving BJ. But typically will come a few times during regular sex, and enjoys most positions. I don’t even ask anymore as is clear she does not want or enjoy those activities and never did.

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21 minutes ago, Todoesprivado said:

Same here, going on 15 yrs with SO. She never liked anal, daty or giving BJ. But typically will come a few times during regular sex, and enjoys most positions. I don’t even ask anymore as is clear she does not want or enjoy those activities and never did.

For a brief time I was curious about anal also just so we could say we'd done it.  Now I've seen enough issues with prolapsed anus that I'm glad we never got into it.  

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3 hours ago, Bravo1 said:
3 hours ago, Leena_rose said:

How unsatisfying it would be without daty & bjs....

Yup, I guess most guys you find here will be unsatisfied for one reason or another

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