What's the oddest place you've done it???

[ilovewomen]

I’ve had it suggested to me that we do it on my office desk. Haven’t yet, but they may happen sometime. 😂😂

[lintlizard]

20 hours ago, hornyoldtoad said:

Ok. I’ll play along and bite:

where? And what?

er....ummm...uh...

I can't - I'd for sure be found out.

Sorry.

[Skg]

Wish I had a great story. The best I can do is on a car hood at night on a beach in Maui.

[sb1212]

From The Newlywed game show: "In the butt, Bob."

[TrystinTrimble]

A couple years back I got a call to go out to a fella’s business that was closed overnight and where he was doing some catch up work. Not an everyday occurrence but not something I found too unusual either especially with married men who couldn’t host at home and couldn’t get away during business hours. I was given an address and off I went to a Denver suburb 30 mins from my place. I found myself in a older strip mall which during the day is EXTREMELY busy all day. In a town where the local law enforcement had little to do other than investigate every single “suspicious vehicle” or whether a closed business was legitimately being occupied or if it was a break in. A restaurant, with a back door and a floor to ceiling storefront of crystal clear glass and very little to shield the public’s ability to see inside. Lights were off and an air mattress was positioned smack in the middle of the dining area. I was like dafuqisTHIS?! And nearly left out of fear of being caught red assed inside a closed business with god knows who. I went to the restroom and went over the facts while looking for hiding places for any evidence I might need to be placed off my person.  Decided that the guy indeed appeared to be someone who would truly own such a place and went back out, stipulating that the bed needed to be repositioned into a less visible corner and the room needed to become pitch black. Bed got switched with tables and the light at the top of the fountain machine was turned off.  One hour session was already wrapping up 15-20 mins in thanks to him being older and me being ultra paranoid about any sound within a 5 block radius, and I walked out richer as well as super interested in trying the food...you see, even though the joint was closed, the food was so damn awesome that apparently the smells just permeate the entire structure. Also it was by coincidence one of my very favorite types of grub. I went back during the day a few days later, and as I guessed, the food is just mf-ing amazeballs. Every last thing I’ve tried off the menu is better than even the old school spots back home and also the wife is super sweet as well as very generous with the servings...truly an angel among us mere mortals. 

[hornyoldtoad]

1 hour ago, geodog1 said:

In my secretary's office while she was on the phone with an attorney/business associate. She said "uh-huh" a lot.

are you sure this wasn't a porno you were watching - i think i just saw this very one...

[Kali Sensual Reiki]

I read this SO wrong! Oh man you don’t even want to know what I thought the subject line said?! 😂🤣😂😂😂 

Edited November 9, 2019 by Kali Sensual Reiki

[gnarley_boy12]

7 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

I read this SO wrong! Oh man you don’t even want to know what I thought the subject line said?! 😂🤣😂😂😂 

LOL, think I know what you what you were thinking. Might be a good thread.

7 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

I read this SO wrong! Oh man you don’t even want to know what I thought the subject line said?! 😂🤣😂😂😂 

On 3/30/2019 at 10:48 AM, Cherry aka Miya said:

I once (in my wilder years) did it in the middle of a lake on the 4th of July with the fireworks going off... oh and Home Depot. 

 

[ilovewomen]

20 hours ago, geodog1 said:

In the back seat of a wrecked Police cruiser that was in a storage lot near the University of Colorado-Denver campus.

In my secretary's office while she was on the phone with an attorney/business associate. She said "uh-huh" a lot.

I have a very difficult time believing your comments above.  These are scenes from movies.

Seems to me you’re trying to top everyone else with the most outrageous locations possible.

[ilovewomen]

I stand by my statement.  I’m not the only one in this thread to say you were apparently watching a movie or taking a scene from a movie.

And what I said was I think you are trying to top everyone else. I’m other words, I call BS and think you are making up your experiences, especially the one while you are doing your secretary in her office while she is in the phone with a business associate.

[Bit Banger]

59 minutes ago, ilovewomen said:

I stand by my statement.  I’m not the only one in this thread to say you were apparently watching a movie or taking a scene from a movie.

And what I said was I think you are trying to top everyone else. I’m other words, I call BS and think you are making up your experiences, especially the one while you are doing your secretary in her office while she is in the phone with a business associate.

How about you’re doing a hooker while she’s on the phone to her next client? 😡

[ilovewomen]

4 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

How about you’re doing a hooker while she’s on the phone to her next client? 😡

Now that is possible and has probably happened more than once.

[Shannon Starr]

In the back seat of an FJ cruiser at Fun Plex parking lot. Oh and at a stripper bar in the girls bathroom😀

[Imyrhklbry]

On 11/11/2019 at 5:28 AM, ilovewomen said:

I stand by my statement.  I’m not the only one in this thread to say you were apparently watching a movie or taking a scene from a movie.

And what I said was I think you are trying to top everyone else. I’m other words, I call BS and think you are making up your experiences, especially the one while you are doing your secretary in her office while she is in the phone with a business associate.

I tend to agree on parts of this subject.

On the other hand ... I've had some experiences that read like a Penthouse Forum Letter!  Lol! 

 

 

 

[Sion]

In a tent set up in Biggs. 
 

In a public bus. 
 

in rec center bathroom.