Hunter VanDyke

Excuses Part 2

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Excuses part 1 we needed reasons to be out at a certain time you're normally not out. Excuses part 2 we need reasons to be in an area/part of town when we have no reason to be there. You live on the northside, but going to the southside to see a lady or vice versa. 

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I think if your chain is so short and you cannot go more then a five miles radius from work or home this is not a hobby for you. 

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24 minutes ago, Raine-7379 said:

I think if your chain is so short and you cannot go more then a five miles radius from work or home this is not a hobby for you. 

Yeah, 5 miles is a pretty short chain. Guys who can't get 5 miles down the road will have a harder time hobbying. I sure wouldn't book a trip on that. Not without prebookings for sure, and maybe deposits. But I don't tour, so they have to come to me.

Some guys are coming from Westy to DTC, or Colorado springs to Cherry Creek, or Boulder to downtown, hell boulder to Westminster. I know these guys have some excuses to share. 💞

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Maybe I'm drunk but I don't understand the problem so I can just opt out of this

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3 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said:

Maybe I'm drunk but I don't understand the problem so I can just opt out of this

You get points for participating anyway 😁 I'm about to pop open my first beer so cheers handsome 🍻

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I was checking the pawn shops for gun deals or tools.

 

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This doesn't help, sorry, but I'm fortunate that my company has offices all over the state and country for that matter, I have reason to periodically go to any of them with my current role. Also I'm a bit of a work alcoholic and tend to work late, so I try to plan dates in late afternoon and I still get home almost at same time as normal. 

 

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41 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said:

Maybe I'm drunk but I don't understand the problem so I can just opt out of this

It was trying to help the guy from COS that cannot find girls close to him on the north side, but does not want to see the ones that are there all the time.... That was from another thread you will have to read soon.  The one we all got called trolls in....

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2 minutes ago, Raine-7379 said:

It was trying to help the guy from COS that cannot find girls close to him on the north side, but does not want to see the ones that are there all the time.... That was from another thread you will have to read soon.  The one we all got called trolls in....

Maybe you can read it to me when I'm in better shape and able to understand right now I'm in a parking lot unable to move but that's okay

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"I'm on call this week and just got a notification to come in..."

"A Vendor (from whatever company) is taking us to dinner to gab about their new product..."

"Such and such microbrewery is giving a talk and tour of the brewery..."

"Going to look at hot tubs..."

"There's a meetup for fellow anime watchers tonight... did you want to go?  No freakin' way you say?  Ok back in a few hours!"

(Actually there's tons of things on meetup.com that give you good reasons to sneak away for a couple hrs)

"I'm gonna go see <movie she hates>"

And finally for the sarcastic among us... "I'm going to see a really hot escort, and do that crazy monkey sex that you hate... want me to bring home sushi after?"

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9 minutes ago, FuriousWeasel said:

"I'm on call this week and just got a notification to come in..."

"A Vendor (from whatever company) is taking us to dinner to gab about their new product..."

"Such and such microbrewery is giving a talk and tour of the brewery..."

"Going to look at hot tubs..."

"There's a meetup for fellow anime watchers tonight... did you want to go?  No freakin' way you say?  Ok back in a few hours!"

(Actually there's tons of things on meetup.com that give you good reasons to sneak away for a couple hrs)

"I'm gonna go see <movie she hates>"

And finally for the sarcastic among us... "I'm going to see a really hot escort, and do that crazy monkey sex that you hate... want me to bring home sushi after?"

What's funny is the last one sounds so ridiculous that it's the one that will probably work.  😉

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Can you come to my penthouse? I am on the 18th floor. full Bush and waiting! 😂 Sorry I dont know the address or the room number? It’s a popular place tho! 

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Aw hell, just go to the AMP. Wait, scratch that.

Gonna agree with the shopping for tools, car parts, guns, etc. Especially if, for example, want to run to Cabelas, Bass Pro.

But, yeah, if guy is on that short a leash... oy!

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23 hours ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

What's funny is the last one sounds so ridiculous that it's the one that will probably work.  😉

The two best ways to lie:

1) tell just enough of the truth to be believable

2) tell the whole truth in such a way that it's completely unbelievable

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1 hour ago, lowboy said:

The two best ways to lie:

1) tell just enough of the truth to be believable

2) tell the whole truth in such a way that it's completely unbelievable

Absolutely correct!!! 

I don’t understand why anyone needs an excuse to go and do anything. My husband never asked to go anywhere, he just told me. Ok bye! I understand that most wives probably won’t be this reasonable but hey. 

Go golfing or skydiving or get into something she would hate....for me, nascar. Gonna go watch nascar....okay have fun. And you’re really gonna go get balls deep in your atf. 

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Simple# My First choice dispensary is here↘↘. They have the lowest rates and Soooo much to choose from , I couldn't go anywhere else :)

That works until 10 pm unless u are in cherry creek then U have until 12 am 😂😂

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As a house slinger I can be showing properties anywhere at anytime or a buyer could meet me at Starbucks to go over things related to getting started.  Over the last 20 years, I've maintained a steady enough reason to "head out to take care of something" that it's not suspicious. 

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On 2/25/2019 at 2:44 PM, Raine-7379 said:

I think if your chain is so short and you cannot go more then a five miles radius from work or home this is not a hobby for you. 

Depends where you are located. The Denver area is pretty spread out, so unless you have a fave you can visit within that radius you're kind of out of luck. Where I live, I use the 5 mile radius to my advantage. I can just pop out of my office over lunch and take a walk (maybe hop a bus if I have to) and be back in time for the next afternoon meeting.

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My favorite excuse: I bought/sold something on CraigsList & have to meet up to make the transaction. This works well because you can say they didn't show, the product wasn't up to snuff, or they tried to low-ball me in person.

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On 2/27/2019 at 11:41 PM, Bravo1 said:

As a house slinger I can be showing properties anywhere at anytime or a buyer could meet me at Starbucks to go over things related to getting started.  Over the last 20 years, I've maintained a steady enough reason to "head out to take care of something" that it's not suspicious. 

Same here. Knowing she has absolutely no interest I'll say, "I need to see, check on a house/contractor...want to come?" Gone.

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Have a great day and enjoy where you are! No regrets hey, I got lost! Caught up in the beauty of life! Up on the 18th floor. What a view!  Never hurts to daydream a bit in life and take a mental vacation. You don’t always need to explain in graffic detail do you?

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My go-to is, "I have a massage scheduled." I can come home mussed and smelling of oils and all that's expected is I am relaxed then go shower.

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7 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Have a great day and enjoy where you are! No regrets hey, I got lost! Caught up in the beauty of life! Up on the 18th floor. What a view!  Never hurts to daydream a bit in life and take a mental vacation. You don’t always need to explain in graffic detail do you?

Depends on the type of wifey you have. 😂

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7 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Have a great day and enjoy where you are! No regrets hey, I got lost! Caught up in the beauty of life! Up on the 18th floor. What a view!  Never hurts to daydream a bit in life and take a mental vacation. You don’t always need to explain in graffic detail do you?

Nice thought, but I can't see that one sliding by.

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i took a wrong turn and then took a wrong exit and ended up in the darndest place...

glad i found my home - getting back was iffy for about an hour...

i need a shower...

 

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Hahahaha! Love to come up with a good one! :D

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