Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) With investment properties available for sale, I responded to an ad for nude housecleaning thinking, why not consider it a business expense and, who knows? Well, [snip] I parked up the street where I could see them and take pictures, just in case. I also followed them out of the subdivision, taking down their make/model/license plate number as well. It being dusk, I couldn't wait to get back to make sure appliances, etc. were still there in the morning. The things we do for eye candy. All being well the next day I thought, hmmm...so answered a few CL house cleaning ads (from my hobby number/email), asking if they would be interested in completing the job nude. Only one of five responded who, after a thorough grilling promised she was "easy on the eyes" and a great cleaner. Needless to say, I was very pleased to see a very quirky, attractive woman in her 40's appear the next day who was not only both but, with a perky rack bursting out of a DD cup (Yes, I asked) and gumball sized nipples, a full-figured build, uninhibited and money motivated, ended up being a fun companion too. Oh the joys. Edited February 11, 2019 by Kaduk 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 Wow, and I thought Vassago was strange, you win. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, fishndude57 said: Wow, and I thought Vassago was strange, you win. This guy? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 He has more bad experiences than anyone I have ever heard of. He likes it. He lives for it. 😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Hobby Hobbit said: With investment properties available for sale, I responded to an ad for nude housecleaning thinking, why not consider it a business expense and, who knows? [snip] I parked up the street where I could see them and take pictures, just in case. I also followed them out of the subdivision, taking down their make/model/license plate number as well. It being dusk, I couldn't wait to get back to make sure appliances, etc. were still there in the morning. The things we do for eye candy. All being well the next day I thought, hmmm...so answered a few CL house cleaning ads (from my hobby number/email), asking if they would be interested in completing the job nude. Only one of five responded who, after a thorough grilling promised she was "easy on the eyes" and a great cleaner. Needless to say, I was very pleased to see a very quirky, attractive woman in her 40's appear the next day who was not only both but, with a perky rack bursting out of a DD cup (Yes, I asked) and gumball sized nipples, a full-figured build, uninhibited and money motivated, ended up being a fun companion too. Oh the joys. Demure Morman is that you? 😜 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 Someone needs friends to talk to rather than coming here....🤦♀️ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Hobby Hobbit said: With investment properties available for sale, I responded to an ad for nude housecleaning thinking, why not consider it a business expense and, who knows? Well, [snip] I parked up the street where I could see them and take pictures, just in case. I also followed them out of the subdivision, taking down their make/model/license plate number as well. It being dusk, I couldn't wait to get back to make sure appliances, etc. were still there in the morning. The things we do for eye candy. All being well the next day I thought, hmmm...so answered a few CL house cleaning ads (from my hobby number/email), asking if they would be interested in completing the job nude. Only one of five responded who, after a thorough grilling promised she was "easy on the eyes" and a great cleaner. Needless to say, I was very pleased to see a very quirky, attractive woman in her 40's appear the next day who was not only both but, with a perky rack bursting out of a DD cup (Yes, I asked) and gumball sized nipples, a full-figured build, uninhibited and money motivated, ended up being a fun companion too. Oh the joys. Crap! Wish I would thought of that when I had rentals. Used to do the work myself but it would have been great to have a little eye candy help and company. Definitely a business expense! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2019 Did you tip her? Or just pay her for the cleaning.....? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) One of my former regulars also hosted a bit of BDSM and fetish and she told me about a client who would come over, pay her a bunch of money, put on a skimpy maid costume and then clean her place down on his hands and knees, while she spent the entire time telling him what a lousy job he was doing and spanking him. No sex, just cleaning, insulting and spanking for several hours. Now that's a great gig (for her). Edited February 12, 2019 by BadBoy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2019 Happy Feet you never disappoint! Glad it worked out on day 2. Is she going to come weekly?😉 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2019 9 hours ago, fishndude57 said: Wow, and I thought Vassago was strange, you win. Beat me to it... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2019 There used to be a semi legit service in Springs for nude or near nude maid service. But it was no touch like Denver Ladies, but at least your house got clean. Then you needed to hire a real full service lol. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 13, 2019 WAAAAAY back in 2000 the service I ran offered this...we made sure all the knobs were polished 😜 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 7:05 PM, Hunter VanDyke said: He has more bad experiences than anyone I have ever heard of. He likes it. He lives for it. 😂 Oh, THAT bad experience?! Pffft...that was the mere foreplay/prologue to a VERY happy ending! You missed it? Find what you seek. And yes, given I do skirt the edges quite a bit, my experiences have been far from vanilla. C'est la joie de vivre!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/13/2019 at 1:01 PM, Melissa Sterling said: WAAAAAY back in 2000 the service I ran offered this...we made sure all the knobs were polished 😜 Where've you been all my life?! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hobby Hobbit said: Where've you been all my life?! Well right there in Colorado Springs for 19 years. Now I’ve gone and moved to NC and y’all ask me that now....I tell ya. Day late and a dollar short as they say. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/12/2019 at 2:27 AM, Laci French said: Happy Feet you never disappoint! Glad it worked out on day 2. Is she going to come weekly?😉 In my best Popeye voice, "Cuz we aim to please!" Weekly? Nah, Papa is a rolling stone. But we are cleaning the other tomorrow . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said: Well right there in Colorado Springs for 19 years. Now I’ve gone and moved to NC and y’all ask me that now....I tell ya. Day late and a dollar short as they say. Yeah, just when I started getting sea legs...story of my life. Edited February 19, 2019 by Hobby Hobbit 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 20, 2019 On 2/18/2019 at 7:09 PM, Melissa Sterling said: Well right there in Colorado Springs for 19 years. Now I’ve gone and moved to NC and y’all ask me that now....I tell ya. Day late and a dollar short as they say. Yeah but Colorado Springs' loss is NC's gain Darlin'! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
