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Ten Important Facts

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Everybody's "omg, he/she is so hot/wonderful/sweet/ attentive/etc," is somebody else's "good riddance." 

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When you tell your wife there's a broken condom on the sofa, and she's says quit calling your son that!

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I always liked Prince Phillip's rules of foreign travel, and he should know:

1.  Always eat the local food,

2.  Never drink the local water, and

3.  Never, never, pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

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On 2/4/2019 at 9:54 PM, Just Another Guy said:

Never waste a hard-on, or pass a bathroom (especially if over 55).

Some of the largest regrets in life have been passing up a bathroom. Now I've become quite a connoisseur, I have seen most of the public offerings in the city. :D

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On 2/4/2019 at 7:21 PM, fishndude57 said:

Never trust a fart. 

Especially if you are over 60!

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On 2/4/2019 at 2:26 PM, Kaduk said:

100% of all Divorce's start with Marriage....

Divorces are expensive because they're worth it.

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