Posted February 1, 2019 11 hours ago, hornyoldtoad said: I love waking up to a good french lesson - always - I mean always, points me in the direction of a great day to come:) That was an occasional perk when I was married. So now, for me, it is just a fantasy...but occasional early morning "get togethers" have fulfilled that one for me. The reality for me is shower and prep, coffee and meditation, check the sports section and a quick look at the news on the web. Log into TOB to catch up on the fun, then, off to work (while wishing I was meeting someone from here, instead of going to work !! ). 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 On 1/31/2019 at 1:15 AM, easytimes81006 said: This retirement thing is not for everyone. It takes true strength and commitment every day. YMMV Agreed! Being retired is not easy. But it is more enjoyable than going to work every day. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, SixtiesDude said: Agreed! Being retired is not easy. But it is more enjoyable than going to work every day. On 1/31/2019 at 1:15 AM, easytimes81006 said: This retirement thing is not for everyone. It takes true strength and commitment every day. YMMV This retirement thing is not for everyone. It takes true strength and commitment every day. YMMV Awww, fuck both of you (from my desk at work) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, BadBoy said: Awww, fuck both of you (from my desk at work) Seriously! "Being retired is not easy!" Who are they kidding!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE SEX!?!? First damn thing after I go pee is get back in bed and have sex! Then coffee, go to the gym, breakfast 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said: DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE SEX!?!? First damn thing after I go pee is get back in bed and have sex! Then coffee, go to the gym, breakfast Dang Melissa! He’s a Lucky Dude 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Johnny Tsunami said: Dang Melissa! He’s a Lucky Dude 😜 yes, yes he is! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said: DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE SEX!?!? First damn thing after I go pee is get back in bed and have sex! Then coffee, go to the gym, breakfast I'll speak for myself, but that is why us horny old men come here, isn't it?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Melissa Sterling said: DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE SEX!?!? First damn thing after I go pee is get back in bed and have sex! Then coffee, go to the gym, breakfast Sigh. If only... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2019 3 hours ago, JDMurray said: I'll speak for myself, but that is why us horny old men come here, isn't it?? Right, if it were that easy, I would not have run across the lovely ladies of tob. One day I'll have to figure out how to do the roll over in the morning and have sex, what a way to start the day. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said: DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE SEX!?!? First damn thing after I go pee is get back in bed and have sex! Then coffee, go to the gym, breakfast That is why some of us enjoy morning encounters. But I do like my caffeine and shower to start the day, before playtime. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) Morning encounters are fun, but by the time I get in shower and drive somewhere it loses the charm of a morning encounter. Roll over, morning wood, get busy.... that's amazing Edited February 2, 2019 by K2dnvrfun 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 Sooo you’re telling me that nobody does an overnight and has sex in the morning???? What reality is this??? I’ve done overnights and let me tell you, we don’t drink coffee first thing! Is the polar vortex affecting y’all? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 5 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said: Sooo you’re telling me that nobody does an overnight and has sex in the morning???? What reality is this??? I’ve done overnights and let me tell you, we don’t drink coffee first thing! Is the polar vortex affecting y’all? On my bucket list 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 5:50 AM, Calik8 said: Good morning!! How do you like to start your day? what gets you ready to meet the day and have some fun? ( For me it’s Monster, Vitamins and a quick date with my shower head!) No coffee, no ex-wife staring at me across the kitchen table, my name not in the obituary section of the paper. I don't need excitment, a smile, or depressing news, to start my day. Just leave me the heck alone! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) Wake and bake here with my own cup of coffeeeeeeee Edited February 2, 2019 by Sapphire mispell 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 5:50 AM, Calik8 said: Good morning!! How do you like to start your day? what gets you ready to meet the day and have some fun? ( For me it’s Monster, Vitamins and a quick date with my shower head!) Well my day starts differently and ends differently. If I have the ability and luxury of sleeping more than 4 hours I generally will tell Alexa to play some Frank Sinatra, Otis Redding, Jackson 5, Ray Charles, or The Clash, Cure, Joan Jett (Bad Reputation, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Queen, Bowie or Hip- Hop. It depends honestly how I slept and what I am scheduled to do. Coffee for sure, but before all of that honestly masturbate then my steam shower it’s like heaven. Walking around my home naked singing etc. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2019 On 2/2/2019 at 3:29 AM, Melissa Sterling said: Sooo you’re telling me that nobody does an overnight and has sex in the morning???? What reality is this??? I’ve done overnights and let me tell you, we don’t drink coffee first thing! Is the polar vortex affecting y’all? I love overnights because you can go to bed breathless and wake up euphoric. They are the best as long as that person does not snore. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2019 Coffee, music, sex, gym... sounds good. But personally, I start every morning with a long pee! LOL (and sometimes that simple action can be a challenging business...) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2019 Just now, Bora Bora said: Coffee, music, sex, gym... sounds good. But personally, I start every morning with a long pee! LOL (and sometimes that simple action can be a challenging business...) Remember guys have deal with a little principle of physics called torque. You see, that's when you have the morning wood and go to take a whiz. Unless you're lucky enough to be in an alley or have a urinal, you got to make it down into the bowl. It's too early to just rely on aim from 5 feet away, so you line up in front, and start pushing down. You keep getting closer and closer to where you'll make it in there, when you're finally pushing down so hard, your feet slip out and you crack your head on the bowl. That's what torque is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Bora Bora said: Coffee, music, sex, gym... sounds good. But personally, I start every morning with a long pee! LOL (and sometimes that simple action can be a challenging business...) Omg, hillarious 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
