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Started watching some porn. Amateur hour and it was pretty good. Then the camera was placed at the foot of the bed to see them in mish....still good UNTIL you see the guys hairy asscrack covered in toilet paper. Oh gee, would you look at that! I’m no longer in the mood!

*****This is a public service announcement *****

Remember to WASH your ass. If fact, if you show up with a bar of soap shoved up your ass....yeah never mind, I’m still not in the mood! 

 

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I don't see why more folks don't invest in one of these.  Heated seat is so wonderful in the middle of the night, and the spray clean is so much better.  Just make sure to get a model with the warm water stream!  I need to run an electric outlet behind the toilet to my other bathroom too as soon as I remodel it.

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I think those spray clean seats are too low pressure. Real men use this:

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5 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Started watching some porn. Amateur hour and it was pretty good. Then the camera was placed at the foot of the bed to see them in mish....still good UNTIL you see the guys hairy asscrack covered in toilet paper. Oh gee, would you look at that! I’m no longer in the mood!

*****This is a public service announcement *****

Remember to WASH your ass. If fact, if you show up with a bar of soap shoved up your ass....yeah never mind, I’m still not in the mood! 

 

Thank you!!!  Love these hygiene posts each and every time they find there way to the board...

I might add, people, this is a two way street...

Seeing this while watching porn is one thing - seeing this as you enter a 69 pose in dating yoga is a real turn off too:(

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1 hour ago, daaacz said:

One word: fatberg.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/monster-fatberg-goes-display-london-museum-180968137/

Just take a shower when you arrive. It's quick and easy and shows that you're both respectful and ready for your time together.

Not only take a shower, but lift your leg and clean the perennial area between your balls and ass. Then bend over and clean your ass crack---all the way up and down. Then rub your hand down there, and do a smell test. If you smell even a hint of shit, imagine what someone's nose smell who is trying to suck your balls. 

True story.... had to clean a guy down there the other day, and there was shit on the soapy washcloth. That brings a whole new meaning to "not in the mood now". Baby wipes...no bueno...... hop your ass back in the tub with RUNNING water and soap--squat--- do whatever you have to do to get that all clean so it is enjoyable for everyone.

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47 minutes ago, Audrey Astor said:

Not only take a shower, but lift your leg and clean the perennial area between your balls and ass. Then bend over and clean your ass crack---all the way up and down. Then rub your hand down there, and do a smell test. If you smell even a hint of shit, imagine what someone's nose smell who is trying to suck your balls. 

True story.... had to clean a guy down there the other day, and there was shit on the soapy washcloth. That brings a whole new meaning to "not in the mood now". Baby wipes...no bueno...... hop your ass back in the tub with RUNNING water and soap--squat--- do whatever you have to do to get that all clean so it is enjoyable for everyone.

A good Brazilian makes keeping this area clean soooo much easier 😁

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8 minutes ago, Bit Banger said:

A good Brazilian makes keeping this area clean soooo much easier 😁

Until a single drop of sweat runs down your back, then you feel like you're carrying a load of jello pudding down there.  After making the mistake of shaving the whole neighborhood once, I understand why women wear thongs--friction!  

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5 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

Not only take a shower, but lift your leg and clean the perennial area between your balls and ass. Then bend over and clean your ass crack---all the way up and down. Then rub your hand down there, and do a smell test. If you smell even a hint of shit, imagine what someone's nose smell who is trying to suck your balls. 

True story.... had to clean a guy down there the other day, and there was shit on the soapy washcloth. That brings a whole new meaning to "not in the mood now". Baby wipes...no bueno...... hop your ass back in the tub with RUNNING water and soap--squat--- do whatever you have to do to get that all clean so it is enjoyable for everyone.

Getting squeeky clean is good for everyone involved.  Cleanliness is next to "goodliness".  Showers are more than getting wet.  Lots of soap and water, lots of lathering, everywhere.....everywhere...everywhere (except the eyes).  Rinse and repeat.  Spot check and repeat again, if necessary.

I want to have time to practice exceptional hygiene prior to meeting someone and plan accordingly.  I want to present myself in the best way possible to encourage a fine and fun encounter.

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On 1/19/2019 at 8:13 AM, Melissa Sterling said:

Started watching some porn. Amateur hour and it was pretty good. Then the camera was placed at the foot of the bed to see them in mish....still good UNTIL you see the guys hairy asscrack covered in toilet paper. Oh gee, would you look at that! I’m no longer in the mood!

*****This is a public service announcement *****

Remember to WASH your ass. If fact, if you show up with a bar of soap shoved up your ass....yeah never mind, I’m still not in the mood! 

 

Well...thats what you get with amateur hour. No doubt it was the first film of future porn star Harry Asscrack...his "debut"

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9 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

Not only take a shower, but lift your leg and clean the perennial area between your balls and ass. Then bend over and clean your ass crack---all the way up and down. Then rub your hand down there, and do a smell test. If you smell even a hint of shit, imagine what someone's nose smell who is trying to suck your balls. 

True story.... had to clean a guy down there the other day, and there was shit on the soapy washcloth. That brings a whole new meaning to "not in the mood now". Baby wipes...no bueno...... hop your ass back in the tub with RUNNING water and soap--squat--- do whatever you have to do to get that all clean so it is enjoyable for everyone.

The things you ladies put up with, wow.

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The 756,423 thread about guys washing their ass. I'm willing to bet this is the thread that does the trick. :rolleyes:

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2 hours ago, boink36 said:

The 756,423 thread about guys washing their ass. I'm willing to bet this is the thread that does the trick. :rolleyes:

Maybe if you put your secret endorsement on it, and make this one a sticky Boink. I bet that will work, you're right.:D

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True story, my best friends future wife was at a Nuggets game many years ago and went to use the restroom.  When she returned, walking down the steps to her seat, she had 5’ of toilet paper trailing her stuck in the top of her pants.  Needless to say, when she realized it they quickly left the game.  

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10 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

Maybe if you put your secret endorsement on it, and make this one a sticky Boink. I bet that will work, you're right.:D

No problem, I fully endorse guys washing their asses. hell, they can even wash other guys asses if they want. :D

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24 minutes ago, boink36 said:

No problem, I fully endorse guys washing their asses. hell, they can even wash other guys asses if they want. :D

Equal opportunity pervert. ;)

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