Posted January 10, 2019 when I was a teen definitely 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 Yes. And as I got ready for Round II, ‘management’ stepped in & said, “Time for you to go, man!” I had even paid the upsell for a ‘full hour’ knowing that things could go that way. 🤬 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 No thankfully only thing that comes close is there's been a few quick performances here and there but nothing that bad 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 Once saw a man in Htown and he released his happy in his scrubs. That was so hot 🔥 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 A stripper once lap danced my happy ass into oblivion. Felt like the world was watching. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 In the military when a man came back from R&R he frequently said his results were "air burst,hair burst and rim fire". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, pointymoustache said: In the military when a man came back from R&R he frequently said his results were "air burst,hair burst and rim fire". When away on extended assignment and much younger first time back was usually a bit to handle never quite in the gallon range however 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2019 When I was six years old waiting in the dentist's office, one of the magazines was a G-rated girlie mag complete with a fold out (was waiting for a family member). The subject was lying on her side, wearing a red bikini with a bottom that was knotted at the hips. This is the moment when my addiction started. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2019 its all relative isn't it... once the launch sequence starts, really what can you do... man there have been times when i just can't think of enough baseball... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 (edited) On 1/12/2019 at 8:19 AM, Robert Johnson said: When I was six years old waiting in the dentist's office, one of the magazines was a G-rated girlie mag complete with a fold out (was waiting for a family member). The subject was lying on her side, wearing a red bikini with a bottom that was knotted at the hips. This is the moment when my addiction started. This was my aha moment - 6 years old in front of the family's black and white tv..... Edited January 19, 2019 by lintlizard because grammar 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, lintlizard said: This was my aha moment - 6 years old in front of the family's black and white tv..... Damn, that is hot. And they let that on tv back then? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 9:08 AM, Hobby Hobbit said: A stripper once lap danced my happy ass into oblivion. Felt like the world was watching. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, K2dnvrfun said: Damn, that is hot. And they let that on tv back then? Yes, yes they did. And it was AWESOME. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 18 hours ago, K2dnvrfun said: Damn, that is hot. And they let that on tv back then? That... AND Joey Heatherton. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 Whenever I hear the name Joey Heatherton, I think of the classic Two and Half Men episode where Charlie is having sex with a gal, and her rich, elderly, husband, Norman, shows up to give Charlie a punch in the gut. Of course they end up having a drink (while she sneaks out the bedroom window): Norman: It's my own fault anyway. I should have realized back when I married her a man my age couldn't satisty a woman that young. Charlie: If it makes you feel any better, I couldn't ring her bell either. Norman: You're kidding. Charlie: You don't know me, but there's certain things I don't kid about. Norman: So it's not just me? That's a relief. Charlie: Tell me about it. I was killing myself up there. So anyway, are we okay? Norman: You mean aside from the fact that you just screwed my wife? Oh, yeah, we're aces. Charlie: Good. Thank you. Norman: Can I give you a little advice, kid? Charlie: Sure. Norman: I was a player once, like you. Charlie: Do tell. Norman: Does the name Tuesday Weld mean anything to you? Charlie: No. Norman: Joey Heatherton? Charlie: No. Norman: The immortal Miss Anne Francis? TV's Honey West?. Charlie: Sorry. Norman: Well, look 'em up on your internet. They were all hot and I nailed 'em. Charlie: Really? Well, kudos. Norman: Nothing lasts forever, kid. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 20 hours ago, K2dnvrfun said: Damn, that is hot. And they let that on tv back then? But no navels lol. After couple seasons. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2019 Some years ago in a strip club, yes, this did happen to me. She had about the firmest ass you can imagine and knew just how to use it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
