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14 minutes ago, ilovewomen said:

Go ahead....be a bitch. You’d only be speaking the truth to someone who deserves it.

OK THEN
Dana Hamilton
@DanaDigsYou
EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES
Only ten easy steps! 😻

    •
    Get her warmed up first!
    Don't just dive right in! THIS ISN'T THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL, YOU GUYS. Kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, lightly stroke her labia. And never EVER insert fingers into her before she's wet. What are you, an animal? Fingers in a dry pussy can be very painful.
    •
    For the love of christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.
    Licking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don't know what a clitoral hood is, Google it, homie. Also, get the fuck away from me.
    •
    If you divided a clit into 4 equal parts, the upper righthand quadrant (your right if you're looking at a clit straight on, her left) is the most sensitive. Focus your energy there.
    You're fucking WELCOME.
    •
    The very bottom of the clit feels good, too, for some reason.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    •
    Start a rhythm and for the love of god don't break it.
    Your girl will help you find the rhythm. Once you got it down, KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLIMETER until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone's blowing you and they've got something good going and then suddenly switch to using their hand? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR CHICKS.
    •
    Humming feels good, too.
    I'm not saying you have to hum the theme song to Gilligan's Island or something (though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I'd imagine), but even if you just moan a little, the sensation is 💯. Plus, hearing a partner moan is such a turn on.
    •
    If you don't know about "The Hook," then I'm so glad you're reading this.
    How to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about 1-2 inches past the vaginal opening. It's squishy and has a few ridges; you'll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you're saying "c'mere" to someone.
    •
    If you need to spit on your partner's vagina, do so stealthily.
    I applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but BE QUIET ABOUT IT, DUDE. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw that in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman is ever going to feel more unsexier than she does directly after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie onto her ladyflower.
    •
    If you're going to commit to giving good head, know that it's gonna take a while. Be patient.
    Vaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.
    •
    It's totally okay if you don't enjoy giving oral, but don't tell her that, you asshole.
    Hey, we don't all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we're afraid to ask for what we want and if we know you don't enjoy eating pussy, we're going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn't seem problematic to you, I will personally come to your house and asphyxiate you with my pale, milky white bare thighs.
    •
    ***BONUS TIP (OF YOUR TONGUE)***
    I learned this a bajillion years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off of a cupcake. Your tongue isn't completely soft, but you shouldn't be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to! This rule also applies to tongue usage while making out. 💋

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44 minutes ago, tide32 said:

OK THEN
Dana Hamilton
@DanaDigsYou
EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES
Only ten easy steps! 😻

    •
    Get her warmed up first!
    Don't just dive right in! THIS ISN'T THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL, YOU GUYS. Kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, lightly stroke her labia. And never EVER insert fingers into her before she's wet. What are you, an animal? Fingers in a dry pussy can be very painful.
    •
    For the love of christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.
    Licking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don't know what a clitoral hood is, Google it, homie. Also, get the fuck away from me.
    •
    If you divided a clit into 4 equal parts, the upper righthand quadrant (your right if you're looking at a clit straight on, her left) is the most sensitive. Focus your energy there.
    You're fucking WELCOME.
    •
    The very bottom of the clit feels good, too, for some reason.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    •
    Start a rhythm and for the love of god don't break it.
    Your girl will help you find the rhythm. Once you got it down, KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLIMETER until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone's blowing you and they've got something good going and then suddenly switch to using their hand? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR CHICKS.
    •
    Humming feels good, too.
    I'm not saying you have to hum the theme song to Gilligan's Island or something (though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I'd imagine), but even if you just moan a little, the sensation is 💯. Plus, hearing a partner moan is such a turn on.
    •
    If you don't know about "The Hook," then I'm so glad you're reading this.
    How to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about 1-2 inches past the vaginal opening. It's squishy and has a few ridges; you'll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you're saying "c'mere" to someone.
    •
    If you need to spit on your partner's vagina, do so stealthily.
    I applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but BE QUIET ABOUT IT, DUDE. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw that in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman is ever going to feel more unsexier than she does directly after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie onto her ladyflower.
    •
    If you're going to commit to giving good head, know that it's gonna take a while. Be patient.
    Vaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.
    •
    It's totally okay if you don't enjoy giving oral, but don't tell her that, you asshole.
    Hey, we don't all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we're afraid to ask for what we want and if we know you don't enjoy eating pussy, we're going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn't seem problematic to you, I will personally come to your house and asphyxiate you with my pale, milky white bare thighs.
    •
    ***BONUS TIP (OF YOUR TONGUE)***
    I learned this a bajillion years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off of a cupcake. Your tongue isn't completely soft, but you shouldn't be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to! This rule also applies to tongue usage while making out. 💋

Thanks for the lesson. Time to practice....which lovely lady wants to help me perfect this skill?

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17 hours ago, BadBoy said:

I have really enjoyed dining at the Y for nearly 50 years, with well over 200 ladies (most of them escorts) on thousands of occasions, and have swallowed gallons of lovely lubricant and never gotten so much as a sore throat, although I once did get a yeast infection (just kidding :rolleyes:).

You are always taking a chance with STDs, but given the level of hygiene the ladies employ, coupled with the amazing antibiotic properties of saliva and stomach acid, it's probably pretty low.

Ummm, now I'm getting hungry, time to go check "Available Now."

I have to agree with Bad boy..

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I know God gave me my tongue as a measuring stick. 

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On 12/10/2018 at 7:45 PM, tide32 said:

OK THEN
Dana Hamilton
@DanaDigsYou
EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES
Only ten easy steps! 😻

    •
    Get her warmed up first!
    Don't just dive right in! THIS ISN'T THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL, YOU GUYS. Kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, lightly stroke her labia. And never EVER insert fingers into her before she's wet. What are you, an animal? Fingers in a dry pussy can be very painful.
    •
    For the love of christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.
    Licking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don't know what a clitoral hood is, Google it, homie. Also, get the fuck away from me.
    •
    If you divided a clit into 4 equal parts, the upper righthand quadrant (your right if you're looking at a clit straight on, her left) is the most sensitive. Focus your energy there.
    You're fucking WELCOME.
    •
    The very bottom of the clit feels good, too, for some reason.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    •
    Start a rhythm and for the love of god don't break it.
    Your girl will help you find the rhythm. Once you got it down, KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLIMETER until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone's blowing you and they've got something good going and then suddenly switch to using their hand? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR CHICKS.
    •
    Humming feels good, too.
    I'm not saying you have to hum the theme song to Gilligan's Island or something (though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I'd imagine), but even if you just moan a little, the sensation is 💯. Plus, hearing a partner moan is such a turn on.
    •
    If you don't know about "The Hook," then I'm so glad you're reading this.
    How to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about 1-2 inches past the vaginal opening. It's squishy and has a few ridges; you'll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you're saying "c'mere" to someone.
    •
    If you need to spit on your partner's vagina, do so stealthily.
    I applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but BE QUIET ABOUT IT, DUDE. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw that in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman is ever going to feel more unsexier than she does directly after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie onto her ladyflower.
    •
    If you're going to commit to giving good head, know that it's gonna take a while. Be patient.
    Vaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.
    •
    It's totally okay if you don't enjoy giving oral, but don't tell her that, you asshole.
    Hey, we don't all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we're afraid to ask for what we want and if we know you don't enjoy eating pussy, we're going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn't seem problematic to you, I will personally come to your house and asphyxiate you with my pale, milky white bare thighs.
    •
    ***BONUS TIP (OF YOUR TONGUE)***
    I learned this a bajillion years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off of a cupcake. Your tongue isn't completely soft, but you shouldn't be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to! This rule also applies to tongue usage while making out. 💋

This is my favorite post, Ev-Er!!!

I must get permission to add this to my website.

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On 12/10/2018 at 7:45 PM, tide32 said:

OK THEN
Dana Hamilton
@DanaDigsYou
EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES
Only ten easy steps! 😻

    •
    Get her warmed up first!
    Don't just dive right in! THIS ISN'T THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL, YOU GUYS. Kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, lightly stroke her labia. And never EVER insert fingers into her before she's wet. What are you, an animal? Fingers in a dry pussy can be very painful.
    •
    For the love of christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.
    Licking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don't know what a clitoral hood is, Google it, homie. Also, get the fuck away from me.
    •
    If you divided a clit into 4 equal parts, the upper righthand quadrant (your right if you're looking at a clit straight on, her left) is the most sensitive. Focus your energy there.
    You're fucking WELCOME.
    •
    The very bottom of the clit feels good, too, for some reason.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    •
    Start a rhythm and for the love of god don't break it.
    Your girl will help you find the rhythm. Once you got it down, KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLIMETER until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone's blowing you and they've got something good going and then suddenly switch to using their hand? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR CHICKS.
    •
    Humming feels good, too.
    I'm not saying you have to hum the theme song to Gilligan's Island or something (though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I'd imagine), but even if you just moan a little, the sensation is 💯. Plus, hearing a partner moan is such a turn on.
    •
    If you don't know about "The Hook," then I'm so glad you're reading this.
    How to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about 1-2 inches past the vaginal opening. It's squishy and has a few ridges; you'll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you're saying "c'mere" to someone.
    •
    If you need to spit on your partner's vagina, do so stealthily.
    I applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but BE QUIET ABOUT IT, DUDE. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw that in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman is ever going to feel more unsexier than she does directly after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie onto her ladyflower.
    •
    If you're going to commit to giving good head, know that it's gonna take a while. Be patient.
    Vaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.
    •
    It's totally okay if you don't enjoy giving oral, but don't tell her that, you asshole.
    Hey, we don't all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we're afraid to ask for what we want and if we know you don't enjoy eating pussy, we're going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn't seem problematic to you, I will personally come to your house and asphyxiate you with my pale, milky white bare thighs.
    •
    ***BONUS TIP (OF YOUR TONGUE)***
    I learned this a bajillion years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off of a cupcake. Your tongue isn't completely soft, but you shouldn't be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to! This rule also applies to tongue usage while making out. 💋

Study, Study, Practice, Practice, Repeat

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32 minutes ago, fishndude57 said:

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Omg, priceless

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35 minutes ago, fishndude57 said:

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This is HILARIOUS. I love this commercial....."Are skittles contagious" LMFAO.......................Thanks for the laugh....

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No spring chicken I've been around the block a time or two and, though I've dabbed at 'em a bit :wub:, I'm still a bit green OK, chicken shit where full on, bib required DATY with providers is concerned. This said, y'all make it look like a "piece of cake"!

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On 12/10/2018 at 11:37 PM, BadBoy said:

I have really enjoyed dining at the Y for nearly 50 years, with well over 200 ladies (most of them escorts) on thousands of occasions, and have swallowed gallons of lovely lubricant and never gotten so much as a sore throat, although I once did get a yeast infection (just kidding :rolleyes:).

You are always taking a chance with STDs, but given the level of hygiene the ladies employ, coupled with the amazing antibiotic properties of saliva and stomach acid, it's probably pretty low.

Ummm, now I'm getting hungry, time to go check "Available Now."

Yeah, me too. Wait, it's C Springs :(.

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4 minutes ago, Hobby Hobbit said:

Yeah, me too. Wait, it's C Springs :(.

I shouldn't be down on C Springs ladies this way and I apologize. Just very limited in comparison.

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I used to consider myself reasonably competent in this area. I even had a set of tongue exercises I started doing in my teens (Wouldn’t want this appendage to get too tired for action.) Why? Because I knew, even back then, that women can go so much longer than men and shared pleasure was my goal.  Never had complaints. 

Then one evening on an extended date with a YL (retired over a decade ago, though we still have the occasional coffee together) we got to talking during an interlude.  This particular friend batted on both sides of the plate.  She said that I was good, but could be better. Then proceeded to give me instruction on the finer points(Thank you!).  Keys:

-  Every partner is different.  Pay attention to her responses.

-  Don’t just dive in. Sneak up on that central target, paying attention to thighs & labia.

-  Her body is FULL of other erogenous zones.  Again, listen to her responses.

-  Save that G-spot massage for last.  Too early and it just hurts.  But when it’s hard & lumpy...

-  After an ‘O’, the clit is too sensitive. That’s when other erogenous zones are essential to keep her motor running for the next assent.

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5 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

I used to consider myself reasonably competent in this area. I even had a set of tongue exercises I started doing in my teens (Wouldn’t want this appendage to get too tired for action.) Why? Because I knew, even back then, that women can go so much longer than men and shared pleasure was my goal.  Never had complaints. 

Then one evening on an extended date with a YL (retired over a decade ago, though we still have the occasional coffee together) we got to talking during an interlude.  This particular friend batted on both sides of the plate.  She said that I was good, but could be better. Then proceeded to give me instruction on the finer points(Thank you!).  Keys:

-  Every partner is different.  Pay attention to her responses.

-  Don’t just dive in. Sneak up on that central target, paying attention to thighs & labia.

-  Her body is FULL of other erogenous zones.  Again, listen to her responses.

-  Save that G-spot massage for last.  Too early and it just hurts.  But when it’s hard & lumpy...

-  After an ‘O’, the clit is too sensitive. That’s when other erogenous zones are essential to keep her motor running for the next assent.

Bit, thanks for this post.  Having a partner who communicates well is so important because everyone is different.  And....I thought I was the only one to do tongue exercises.  ;)  

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On 12/9/2018 at 6:37 PM, Mike940370 said:

I  have only did it once with a hobby friend, and it was not planned. She was giving me a CBJ but then she spinned around and OMG, it was right there. I coul;d not resist and I pulled her down and dove right in. She was so responsive and made me love it even more.  It was probably  the most memorable  experience I have had in this hobby.  

I feel it is a part of a great experience; but  ; you ladies have some protection.  

Am I taking a big chance with STDs ?

If you dine often and are that worried, highly recommend investing in dental dams. It’s a great barrier. You can even get flavored ones. Ladies 😉 pick some up for yourselves. They are NOT cheap though! 

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1 hour ago, Dani Panti said:

If you dine often and are that worried, highly recommend investing in dental dams. It’s a great barrier. You can even get flavored ones. Ladies 😉 pick some up for yourselves. They are NOT cheap though! 

Or go the cheap route, and use syran wrap. We used those at the brothel. That can be a fun game in and of itself. 😁

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19 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

Or go the cheap route, and use syran wrap. We used those at the brothel. That can be a fun game in and of itself. 😁

Just put a zip-lock over his head.B)

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Just now, tide32 said:

Just put a zip-lock over his head.B)

😂😂😂 poor guy. At least poke some holes in the bag! Otherwise it might be hard to make him a regular...😳

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2 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

😂😂😂 poor guy. At least poke some holes in the bag! Otherwise it might be hard to make him a regular...😳

Okay, but if he sucks a DATY, plug the holes.:unsure:

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Can't be too careful.  And yeah, I want a mouthful of saran wrap!!

Image result for hazardous waste suits

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Ladies really don't like a mouth full of condom either, just keeping it real, but for those that like everything covered, there's options. 😊

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4 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

Ladies really don't like a mouth full of condom either, just keeping it real, but for those that like everything covered, there's options. 😊

I got mine.

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On 12/9/2018 at 8:37 PM, Mike940370 said:

 

Am I taking a big chance with STDs ?

If it smell like cologne, leave it alone

If it smell like fish, have a dish!

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7 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

Ladies really don't like a mouth full of condom either, just keeping it real, but for those that like everything covered, there's options. 😊

Technically, abstinence is also an option.  Or saying no oral.  But making it totally undesirable and not pleasant is not much of an option.  Each to their own level of protection.

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6 minutes ago, 8ball said:

If it smell like cologne, leave it alone

If it smell like fish, have a dish!

And if it has teeth, retreat.

Forgot one.B)

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On 12/9/2018 at 7:29 PM, K2dnvrfun said:

No daty, no thank you. There is nothing more enjoyable then diving in deep and watch a lady arche her back, put a pillow over her head, and scream in delight as you work on her. I love it. 

Yes, I'm sure that is making her scream in delight LOL.

 

On 12/9/2018 at 8:35 PM, K2dnvrfun said:

That was 50 years ago. Time to dive back in

Yeah because we've cured the "clap" since then. What medical degree did you say you have again? 😂

 

On 12/10/2018 at 7:45 PM, tide32 said:

OK THEN
Dana Hamilton
@DanaDigsYou
EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES
Only ten easy steps! 😻

    •
    Get her warmed up first!
    Don't just dive right in! THIS ISN'T THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL, YOU GUYS. Kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, lightly stroke her labia. And never EVER insert fingers into her before she's wet. What are you, an animal? Fingers in a dry pussy can be very painful.
    •
    For the love of christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.
    Licking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don't know what a clitoral hood is, Google it, homie. Also, get the fuck away from me.
    •
    If you divided a clit into 4 equal parts, the upper righthand quadrant (your right if you're looking at a clit straight on, her left) is the most sensitive. Focus your energy there.
    You're fucking WELCOME.
    •
    The very bottom of the clit feels good, too, for some reason.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    •
    Start a rhythm and for the love of god don't break it.
    Your girl will help you find the rhythm. Once you got it down, KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING MILLIMETER until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone's blowing you and they've got something good going and then suddenly switch to using their hand? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR CHICKS.
    •
    Humming feels good, too.
    I'm not saying you have to hum the theme song to Gilligan's Island or something (though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I'd imagine), but even if you just moan a little, the sensation is 💯. Plus, hearing a partner moan is such a turn on.
    •
    If you don't know about "The Hook," then I'm so glad you're reading this.
    How to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about 1-2 inches past the vaginal opening. It's squishy and has a few ridges; you'll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you're saying "c'mere" to someone.
    •
    If you need to spit on your partner's vagina, do so stealthily.
    I applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but BE QUIET ABOUT IT, DUDE. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw that in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman is ever going to feel more unsexier than she does directly after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie onto her ladyflower.
    •
    If you're going to commit to giving good head, know that it's gonna take a while. Be patient.
    Vaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.
    •
    It's totally okay if you don't enjoy giving oral, but don't tell her that, you asshole.
    Hey, we don't all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we're afraid to ask for what we want and if we know you don't enjoy eating pussy, we're going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn't seem problematic to you, I will personally come to your house and asphyxiate you with my pale, milky white bare thighs.
    •
    ***BONUS TIP (OF YOUR TONGUE)***
    I learned this a bajillion years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off of a cupcake. Your tongue isn't completely soft, but you shouldn't be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to! This rule also applies to tongue usage while making out. 💋

I fell asleep at "OK THEN" 😂

 

On 12/9/2018 at 6:37 PM, Mike940370 said:

 

Am I taking a big chance with STDs ?

No, keep doing what you're doing.  You're fine LOL.

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Us ladies should unite and sit on the face. 

Lick it before you stick it. 

#enjoyyourmeal

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