K2dnvrfun

My autocorrect is dirty!

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Yikes, I think I've been hanging around here and chat with some ladies too long. I admit at times there is some banter with some ladies and it can get a little wild...but now it has slipped into my rw

When I try to Swipe 'clock' and changes to 'cock', 'stick' to 'dick'...

And the piece de resistance....

When trying to swipe 'sweet' it changes to 'daty'

Got to watch close before you hit that send button...

Anyone else have a dirty minded autocorrect? 😁

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19 minutes ago, hornyoldtoad said:

Sweet.  Daty.  

I can see that:)

too funny!

 

Yep funny till it goes to the wrong person 😆

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You’re killing me k2! I’m struggling with being out in the rw. I catch myself leering at every skirt within 50 feet of me and wondering about her screening protocol. Stop it! Stop the voices! 😍

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20 minutes ago, LightningP said:

You’re killing me k2! I’m struggling with being out in the rw. I catch myself leering at every skirt within 50 feet of me and wondering about her screening protocol. Stop it! Stop the voices! 😍

I understand the plight of the hobbiest 🤣

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1 hour ago, K2dnvrfun said:

Yikes, I think I've been hanging around here and chat with some ladies too long. I admit at times there is some banter with some ladies and it can get a little wild...but now it has slipped into my rw

When I try to Swipe 'clock' and changes to 'cock', 'stick' to 'dick'...

And the piece de resistance....

When trying to swipe 'sweet' it changes to 'daty'

Got to watch close before you hit that send button...

Anyone else have a dirty minded autocorrect? 😁

You sext too much😘

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23 minutes ago, Laci French said:

You sext too much😘

If only.....

😋

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1 hour ago, ilovewomen said:

Siri is a prude 

Clearly not training her well enough 

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Siri needs to be bent over my knee and spanked

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3 hours ago, LightningP said:

You’re killing me k2! I’m struggling with being out in the rw. I catch myself leering at every skirt within 50 feet of me and wondering about her screening protocol. Stop it! Stop the voices! 😍

Dood!  I do the same thing.   I’m in 2-3 airports a week for work.  On longer layovers I catch myself doing the same thing and wondering if she’s got a cool incall or could she be a LMT with a hobby side to her.   

Its a problem - I need a 12 step program:)

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6 hours ago, hornyoldtoad said:

Dood!  I do the same thing.   I’m in 2-3 airports a week for work.  On longer layovers I catch myself doing the same thing and wondering if she’s got a cool incall or could she be a LMT with a hobby side to her.   

Its a problem - I need a 12 step program:)

Let’s start one. We’d save a fortune Mr Toad!

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My 12 step program: Start with number 1 on my favorites list, then 2, and 3.....

100% success rate!

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1 hour ago, Juskiddng said:

My 12 step program: Start with number 1 on my favorites list, then 2, and 3.....

100% success rate!

That’s a good plan. I’ve been going 1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 3, 1... I can’t get anywhere with that plan....

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Lightning, I see nothing wrong with your program either! My belief is that a 12 step program can and should be tailored to the individual! 👍

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Just kidding, you’re absolutely right! I love them all! What’s a fella to do?

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3 hours ago, LightningP said:

Just kidding, you’re absolutely right! I love them all! What’s a fella to do?

Be the big bull...

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Back to the OP:

It appears that autocorrect learns from us.

Nowadays, if I just type in "Good" it suggests "Good morning, gorgeous,"

If I just type in "Are you" it suggests "Are you available for a one-hour appointment"

I find this quite amusing.  It also allows me to fire off requests in about 10 keystrokes.

What a great country!

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4 hours ago, LightningP said:

Just kidding, you’re absolutely right! I love them all! What’s a fella to do?

Put in for overtime?

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Just now, BadBoy said:

Put in for overtime?

That would be the best overtime in history, I volunteer, again...

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21 hours ago, K2dnvrfun said:

Yikes, I think I've been hanging around here and chat with some ladies too long. I admit at times there is some banter with some ladies and it can get a little wild...but now it has slipped into my rw

When I try to Swipe 'clock' and changes to 'cock', 'stick' to 'dick'...

And the piece de resistance....

When trying to swipe 'sweet' it changes to 'daty'

Got to watch close before you hit that send button...

Anyone else have a dirty minded autocorrect? 😁

Your phone has been reading your subconscious and knows what you REALLY think about.  Then it finds ways to sneak those thoughts into innocent texts.  ;)

I've gotten some texts from co-workers (even my supervisor) that have been quite interesting...always followed by something like, "Oh crap....that darned autocorrect...I meant....".  I think it happens to remind us to keep a sense of humor about ourselves (or to remind us to proof read before hitting 'send').

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9 hours ago, Juskiddng said:

My 12 step program: Start with number 1 on my favorites list, then 2, and 3.....

100% success rate!

I made it to step 9 and then fell off the wagon, now I have to start over, sorry ladies you may have to put up with me again😁😁

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One time my auto correct changed “my kitty” into “my kookaburra” 🤔 didn’t know my p*ssy sang like a bird. And wtf is a kookaburra? 

too much, iPhone. Too much 

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I sent a text to a client about a year ago and suggested they use caulk on their tub. I didn’t catch it that caulk got changed to cock. Yep, I’ll come over and cock your tub,

ha!

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On 12/6/2018 at 7:48 PM, K2dnvrfun said:

Yikes, I think I've been hanging around here and chat with some ladies too long. I admit at times there is some banter with some ladies and it can get a little wild...but now it has slipped into my rw

When I try to Swipe 'clock' and changes to 'cock', 'stick' to 'dick'...

And the piece de resistance....

When trying to swipe 'sweet' it changes to 'daty'

Got to watch close before you hit that send button...

Anyone else have a dirty minded autocorrect? 😁

LOL, yes fingers tend to type letters that lead to naughty words ;)

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On 12/7/2018 at 8:00 PM, Leena_rose said:

One time my auto correct changed “my kitty” into “my kookaburra” 🤔 didn’t know my p*ssy sang like a bird. And wtf is a kookaburra? 

too much, iPhone. Too much 

A kookaburra looks kind of like s camp robber. If you’ve seen a Tarzan movie you’ll hear Kookaburra birds. It makes s cool jungle sound.

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Uh oh, it's getting worse. Now switter, comes up with squirter first and spitter as second option.....🤔

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When typing "to" into my phone it suggests tobreviews... I've had to go in and clear the learned word suggestions weekly...

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