SexiKenni

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Mayflower Edition

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Guys, u have to fuck one marry one kill one:

1.Mary Allerton

2. Mary Brewster

3. Priscilla Arden

Ladies, same rules:

1. John Alden

2. Isaac Allerton

3. Francis Cooke

 

Go! 😂

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2 minutes ago, SexiKenni said:

Guys, u have to fuck one marry one kill one:

1.Mary Allerton

2. Mary Brewster

3. Priscilla Arden

Ladies, same rules:

1. John Alden

2. Isaac Allerton

3. Francis Cooke

 

Go! 😂

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Im definitely killing the guy with the collar.... i think alden looks like a cop.... 😂😂😂

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1.Mary Allerton = merry

2. Mary Brewster = finger "I have big fingers" B)

3. Priscilla Arden =fuck

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I'm marrying Alden cuz he's the Man, I'm offing Allerton he looks like a buzzkill and I'm bangin Franky Cooke because his name indicates he came to slay the p*ssy not play the p*ssy lmao

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None of them look like oral freaky ladies so I would probably just kill them all and call a provider.

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Run those pics thru Tineye guys...they're all stolen from Eastern European Instagram models. I know TGTBT again...one can always hope.

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14 minutes ago, johnnydog said:

Run those pics thru Tineye guys...they're all stolen from Eastern European Instagram models. I know TGTBT again...one can always hope.

Lmao

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Not one of the 3 ladies look like they could or would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch so I wouldn’t marry or fuck any of them.

And since they haven’t done anything wrong, there is no reason to kill them.

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1 hour ago, ilovewomen said:

Not one of the 3 ladies look like they could or would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch so I wouldn’t marry or fuck any of them.

And since they haven’t done anything wrong, there is no reason to kill them.

I don't know. Two of them look like Republicans.B)

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8 hours ago, tide32 said:

I don't know. Two of them look like Republicans.B)

I'm Republican, but I don't discriminate. They still don't look like they suck :D

 

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17 hours ago, SexiKenni said:

Guys, u have to fuck one marry one kill one:

1.Mary Allerton

2. Mary Brewster

3. Priscilla Arden

Ladies, same rules:

1. John Alden

2. Isaac Allerton

3. Francis Cooke

 

Go! 😂

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Brewster and Arden didn't pass my screening. Allerton passed but after the session that bitch slapped me around a little and took the envelope back. I'm going to be OK though, I found some ice cream in the freezer. :D

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They say Helen of Troy had "the face that launched 1000 ships."  Those two Mary's had the faces that sank 'em.

 

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Considering the number of those people I'm related to, I'll have to pass on this game....

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10 hours ago, ilovewomen said:

I'm Republican, but I don't discriminate. They still don't look like they suck :D

 

Im confosed. Nancy said, all republicans suck. :huh: I couldn't resist. :P

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6 hours ago, boink36 said:

Brewster and Arden didn't pass my screening. Allerton passed but after the session that bitch slapped me around a little and took the envelope back. I'm going to be OK though, I found some ice cream in the freezer. :D

Dang Boink! The world can be a scary place sometimes. Let me know if you need some one to talk too. PTSD isn't just for soldiers babe

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