Jez UaBriain

In praise of the lil' dick........

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Lil' dick , teeny peeny, minute monster,  hung like a hamster, or hung like a thumb.....to name a few but the little guy in your pants needs his share of luvin' too. And what I have found is guys who really do have a below the average size pecker oft times have above average oral skills. And I have even experience smallish peckers who were quite skilled in the sack. So with that said never under estimate the lil' guy.He might surprise you. And   the little pecker is o much easier to suck on. You can roll him around with your tongue or lick him up one side down the other.... He is a happy lil' critter.  You just never want to under estimate the Brook trout in a man's pants. He just might surprise you.  So speaking for myself, a small pecker is fun to play with.  So I say "I luv me some small dick"!🍀

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    P.S.   And you never have to worry about the little guy center punching your ovaries while screwing. You can get into many great Kama sutra type positions with a small pecker. He is just a fun little fun machine that can't t hurt you. Yep ,luv' that small dick ladies. 🍀

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I was cursed from birth.  I 'center punch' the cervix and make sex fairly painful for my partner.  Which has caused a restriction in sexual availability from my life-partner.

 

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Well I haven't spent a lot of time studying other dudes dicks, so dont really know. I'm not knocking on any cervix but also dont think I have an itsy bitsy teeny weeny either. Guessing most porn dudes aren't representative, i hope....But I think I give pretty good oral so not sure what that means. Either way I have fun and think my partner does too.

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1 hour ago, K2dnvrfun said:

... Guessing most porn dudes aren't representative, i hope....

Many of the porn actresses I’ve met are quite diminutive, giving the illusion of larger men.

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Don't think I got a teeny peeny. I just give him a flashlight and send him in. ;););)

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On 10/26/2018 at 6:24 PM, Bit Banger said:

Many of the porn actresses I’ve met are quite diminutive, giving the illusion of larger men.

The other component to that is that male porn actors don't have big guts that overshadow the equipment below.  Just being lean makes your willy bigger and work better, you'd think that would be enough motivation right there for most men to slim down. 

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On 10/26/2018 at 3:20 AM, Jez UaBriain said:

Lil' dick , teeny peeny, minute monster,  hung like a hamster, or hung like a thumb.....to name a few but the little guy in your pants needs his share of luvin' too. And what I have found is guys who really do have a below the average size pecker oft times have above average oral skills. And I have even experience smallish peckers who were quite skilled in the sack. So with that said never under estimate the lil' guy.He might surprise you. And   the little pecker is o much easier to suck on. You can roll him around with your tongue or lick him up one side down the other.... He is a happy lil' critter.  You just never want to under estimate the Brook trout in a man's pants. He just might surprise you.  So speaking for myself, a small pecker is fun to play with.  So I say "I luv me some small dick"!🍀

My hero thank you

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What she's saying:

I love me some tiny pecker!

Tiny peckers - they just as good as big ones!

What' she's thinking:

Damn, I gotta get a microscope

What, only three inches?

Is it in yet?

:lol:

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Being average or less, here is my take on this. When I was younger, I was somewhat concerned about it. I wondered how many possible ladies I dated went away because they wanted "more" in a long term guy. Indeed, oral is my absolute favorite, and I wonder if it is a "chicken or the egg" thing. Did being smaller cause me to do more oral and thusly love it all the more? As it turned out, the older I got, the happier I was with the situation. Naturally, being happy with who you are is partly a product of maturity, but that is not what I mean. As Jez pointed out, less is more when it comes to getting amazing BJ's. Those slow, high suction, total unit up and downs would be rather difficult or impossible for the lady on a Sonic footlong. It has also occurred to me that if I was a well hung guy, ladies I dated would always want to be getting banged by it instead of oral....which has been an annoying problem even at my current size. I am well above average looking and health for my age and have no idea if my being single has anything to do with size. If  size IS a contributor, that is a former DIS-advantage, that is now an ADvantage. From the time I turned 50ish, I have been super happy and relieved that I was NOT entangled in a relationship. If the "lil Admiral" ran off any ladies who might still be around...I owe him one.

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I don't exactly see 3 inch dildoes flying off the shelves.:D

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The porn industry has told everyone that if a guy doesn’t have at least 8”, he isn’t worth fucking.

That leaves all us small dick guys feeling like we can’t measure up.

 

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Oh, cool, is 8" considered large? :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, BadBoy said:

Oh, cool, is 8" considered large? :rolleyes:

Only if you're from the north pole.;)

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If ya can't hit bottom, beat the hell outta the sides. Works for me. :D

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I knew a young lady once that referred to me as having a "soup can". I wasn't insulted and she wasn't complaining. :lol:

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