Desperado

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What? I'm not a supermodel? Stop crushing my dreams. 😂

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I've only gone through three phones in a year. That's not too bad is it? 🙃

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20 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

I've only gone through three phones in a year. That's not too bad is it? 🙃

Some of us think you are all supermodels😋

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22 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

What? I'm not a supermodel? Stop crushing my dreams. 😂

Damn thumbs quoted wrong message before.

Some of us think you are all supermodels.😋

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22 minutes ago, goodguy69 said:

Damn thumbs quoted wrong message before.

Some of us think you are all supermodels.😋

I know I do

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50 minutes ago, goodguy69 said:

Some of us think you are all supermodels😋

Some of us ladies think you guys are all supermodels too. 😘😘😘

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11 minutes ago, Hunter VanDyke said:

Some of us ladies think you guys are all supermodels too. 😘😘😘

Awe, bless yer heart, sugar britches😘😘

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On 9/23/2018 at 10:23 PM, Desperado said:

 

Young Supermodels
Are not in the Tech Center
Waiting for your call
 
No References?
Your choices are now fewer
deal with it newbie
 
Negotiating.
Good financial move because
No dates saves much cash.
 
Backpage is not dead
They said it was gone for good
It is all around us
 
Reading the forums
Would help stop fuckery but
Preaching to the choir 
 
She has a website
But I’ll ask many questions
Clicking is too hard
 
Elderly Obese
Woman opening the door
Pictures might be fake
 
YMMV means
You might not get it your way
She’s not Burger King
 
Escort’s phones break at
a much higher rate than is
found anywhere else.
 
Douchebags and Bitches
Can’t they date each other and
spare the rest of us?
 
 

You win!!! You just fucking win.  

Well done my friend. 

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Thanks Laci!  I figured you would enjoy at least a couple of these😂

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4 hours ago, stevie-2249 said:

I think this is a kiss ass thread🤣

Pucker up sweet petunia and join the party.

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