Kandi Apple

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Has any other lady been stuck in the routine of things?

I see a new client, so I don't know what he likes or his specific taste is...

I go based off his personality and that's within the first 5 to 10 minutes of him walking in the door.

Yes, there is some sort of something that I have to come up with as time is passing....

It's not a fucking mechanical robotic thing or a  planned act. It's a one of those, situations to get to the point and this is a business.  

Some gentleman have something to say...such as that the meeting was not necessarily a satisfactory rating. 

Screw the bullshit...Gents

Ladies offer time and companionship only!

Therefore what we advertised for is time and companionship. THAT only, there is no promises involved.

 If you'r expectations are not met, Don't be a sissy boy and write some shitty ass review for the lady that whom met you and gave you her time and companionship.

Man up! Know that she did what she was comfortable with doing...

Why be a jerk?

I know you paid xxx right 🙄

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I absolutely believe that he who does not know what he wants will never get what he wants. 

People must communicate their needs and desires. But sometimes two people do not have any chemistry or sexual compatibility and that’s no one’s fault. 

I agree with you. Sometimes it’s hard to discern if you two just didn’t have chemistry or if the service was actually bad. 

And! How could a gentleman expect to have a five star experience if he has only booked a HH. there is something to be said about getting to know each other before jumping into things head first. 

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Yep, the old “time & companionship” legal dodge. It’s right up there with “The $$$ was for me to show up.” or the Denver Ladies schtick.  We’ll just sit here & talk about the weather for an hour.

Now I know that Kandi knows how the game is played, so I can only guess that someone pissed in her Cheerios.

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As for communicating what we(men) want?  Sure trot it out there and watch how fast she hangs up. 

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We all “need” so many things. We humans rarely know exactly how to effectively communicate the exact nature of those things to one another. That, I believe, is just life. You fine women have taken on the impossible role of satisfying all of those misunderstood wants and desires in the most intimate manner we humans can experience. Give yourselves a break and a big pat on the back! We men come from a life of mixed signals, of love, passion, porn, ego, fatherhood, provider, sexual champion, competition, shit, we all want solutions for all of it. You are expected to provide them when those close to us can’t, whatever they may be. You must never feel that you are any less of a woman because some guy says you didn’t live up to expectations he doesn’t really understand or communicate in the first place. I know, if I’m ever with you, for me, it’s an escape to a far away place, forbidden, wonderful, sensual, and hopefully, safe. All I know for certain is, if we don’t connect, it’s not your fault, it just is what it is and I will continue my search for the blissful rendezvous. You have my undying respect Ladies. I can’t imagine your side of all this fun but I’m eager to learn so much more, if you’ll have me.

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8 hours ago, LightningP said:

We all “need” so many things. We humans rarely know exactly how to effectively communicate the exact nature of those things to one another. That, I believe, is just life. You fine women have taken on the impossible role of satisfying all of those misunderstood wants and desires in the most intimate manner we humans can experience. Give yourselves a break and a big pat on the back! We men come from a life of mixed signals, of love, passion, porn, ego, fatherhood, provider, sexual champion, competition, shit, we all want solutions for all of it. You are expected to provide them when those close to us can’t, whatever they may be. You must never feel that you are any less of a woman because some guy says you didn’t live up to expectations he doesn’t really understand or communicate in the first place. I know, if I’m ever with you, for me, it’s an escape to a far away place, forbidden, wonderful, sensual, and hopefully, safe. All I know for certain is, if we don’t connect, it’s not your fault, it just is what it is and I will continue my search for the blissful rendezvous. You have my undying respect Ladies. I can’t imagine your side of all this fun but I’m eager to learn so much more, if you’ll have me.

Well said sir, and agree completely

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Guy's get real just because a lady is in this particular profession. 

Does not mean that she will be head over heels for every dick and harry.

Sometimes it's best to just say  Sorry l must be in the wrong place.

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On 9/23/2018 at 9:51 PM, Bit Banger said:

Yep, the old “time & companionship” legal dodge. It’s right up there with “The $$$ was for me to show up.” or the Denver Ladies schtick.  We’ll just sit here & talk about the weather for an hour.

Now I know that Kandi knows how the game is played, so I can only guess that someone pissed in her Cheerios.

-EDIT-

As for communicating what we(men) want?  Sure trot it out there and watch how fast she hangs up. 

There are correct ways if trotting it out there without being crude

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2 hours ago, Cherry aka Miya said:

There are correct ways if trotting it out there without being crude

Now I'm totally confused. How do you ask for that, without sounding rude.:huh:

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Well I want my d... s.... could be.... do you do o...     But if you need me to explain it I bet you get hung up on a bunch!!!

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7 hours ago, Cherry aka Miya said:

There are correct ways if trotting it out there without being crude

Agreed!  Rude behavior isn’t called for, even if crude language is sometimes used.  What do you expect?  “Please, oscullate my phallic member.”

But the point of the exercise is remain w/in legal boundaries. It’s an ‘either/or’ choice. Ask about rates OR ask about services. Neither are prominent in today’s advertising. And most of us aren’t going to pay $$$ to sit around discussing the weather, even with a pretty woman.  I’d rather spend that money on cigars & Scotch while discussing Tiger’s latest squeeze or the advantages of BetaMax with the guys. (For only $s/day.)

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Honey if you go see any reputable girl in this board I can guarentee you won't be taking about the weather. Now I'm not  speaking for any lady here but i can also just bout guarantee you if you call anyone of them up with some foul language up your gonna get hung up on.  I EXPECT IF YOU HIT MY LINE YOU BE A GENTLEMAN OR STAY OFF IF IT AND YOU CAN OSCULATTE THAT ANYWAY YOU WANT!! If you don't know how to articulate "I need my ____ sucked " vrs " Do you provide _____. "then I can't help you. 

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12 hours ago, tide32 said:

Now I'm totally confused. How do you ask for that, without sounding rude.:huh:

Can you eat a foot long hot dog in one bite?  😂😂😂

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True 

2 hours ago, Laci French said:

Can you eat a foot long hot dog in one bite?  😂😂😂

Laci, Really you know you need mustard with that.🤗

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Just now, Turtle138 said:

True 

Laci, Really you know you need mustard with that.🤗

Not mustard. Mayo 😁

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27 minutes ago, Laci French said:

Or Tabasco if you feel adventurous 😂

Caution Hot Sauce has caused many a hot dog to turn into a big mac!

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3 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

Not mustard. Mayo 😁

And don't forget about the buns.  Good quality buns improve the quality of every hot dog experience.  ;)

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5 hours ago, Laci French said:

Can you eat a foot long hot dog in one bite?  😂😂😂

Sorry, I'm a taco kind of guy.  :P

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59 minutes ago, mountainrider33 said:

Might as well call me Dean Winchester.  Anyone that gets that reference right off the bat I give my much props to

How bout this.

"I'd like to order a fur berger with an order of thighs."  :rolleyes:

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4 hours ago, mountainrider33 said:

Might as well call me Dean Winchester.  Anyone that gets that reference right off the bat I give my much props to

 Hmm, sounds supernatural.

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I understand what she is saying.  Not everyone is a good fit.  I know that I still am nervous and get shy asking for things while we are together.  My thought is be nice and a gentleman and she will allow herself to get comfortable.   Sometimes I wish the lady would suggest somethings.  I don’t want to offend her with a request and make our time together get awkward. If she is not into something that’s her choice.  I don’t think that means giving a bad review.  Everyone should have a good time or were not doing it right. 

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12 hours ago, Assman2607 said:

I understand what she is saying.  Not everyone is a good fit.  I know that I still am nervous and get shy asking for things while we are together.  My thought is be nice and a gentleman and she will allow herself to get comfortable.   Sometimes I wish the lady would suggest somethings.  I don’t want to offend her with a request and make our time together get awkward. If she is not into something that’s her choice.  I don’t think that means giving a bad review.  Everyone should have a good time or were not doing it right. 

+1, I agree completeley.

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