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Hot towels - not just for a close shave B)

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I think I'll move to somewhere on the equator one of the Pacific Islands would be nice

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So is to impress the ladies Cruz you think that's what they want or to boost your self esteem?

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With summer penis comes the need for the new deodorant 'Umpire' (for foul balls).

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If I had man gear I would want an all season dick. 

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27 minutes ago, Laci French said:

If I had man gear I would want an all season dick. 

Just like tires! So maybe it would be even better a Winter dick, designed not to shrink in cold weather :lol:

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Summer Penis...

Damned thing is always slapping around, sticking to my thighs. I actually went out and bought boxer briefs last week, just to try to keep it where it belongs.

Winter dick, now thats the ticket. "You just stay up there till I need you."

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12 hours ago, Laci French said:

If I had man gear I would want an all season dick. 

Absolutely - needs to perform well in extreme moisture conditions ;)

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1 hour ago, Mr.Pink said:

What about summer snatch, is that a thing? :cool:

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Just buy Goodyears "all season radial rubbers". Good year round.  :P:P

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Why am i picturing a huge influx of hair dryers being sold after reading this article? 😎😎

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On 7/28/2018 at 11:54 AM, Bora Bora said:

Just like tires! So maybe it would be even better a Winter dick, designed not to shrink in cold weather :lol:

My winter dick can plow any girl. It only needs a ladies heat to get bigger, no matter the season. 

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Bb it the ladies will tell it's not the size but the motion of the ocean lol

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8 hours ago, stevie-2249 said:

Bb it the ladies will tell it's not the size but the motion of the ocean lol

That’s just what they say to guys with little dicks.

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With summer penis comes sweaty balls. 

Shower before or at the session guys.  I've been hearing too many horror stories from ladies of swamp ass and stinky yambags.

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42 minutes ago, Long Time said:

With summer penis comes sweaty balls. 

Shower before or at the session guys.  I've been hearing too many horror stories from ladies of swamp ass and stinky yambags.

FREEDOM!!!  The unbifrucated shall reign!

Why do you think YL like those airy sun dresses?  Flowing breezes cooling private parts.

Fellas, the same is tru’ if ye wear a kilt. 😁

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8 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

FREEDOM!!!  The unbifrucated shall reign!

Why do you think YL like those airy sun dresses?  Flowing breezes cooling private parts.

Fellas, the same is tru’ if ye wear a kilt. 😁

I’ll pass.  Thanks anyway.

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Another theory on why dicks are bigger, harder in summer.  No facts to support, but I like it, OK?

https://imgur.com/O2mkCRM

 

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1 minute ago, gr8owl said:

Another theory on why dicks are bigger, harder in summer.  No facts to support, but I like it, OK?

https://imgur.com/O2mkCRM

 

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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On 6/6/2019 at 8:19 AM, Long Time said:

With summer penis comes sweaty balls. 

Shower before or at the session guys.  I've been hearing too many horror stories from ladies of swamp ass and stinky yambags.

Sounds like an episode of a bad  P.I Series........ "Swamp Ass and Mud Butt and the case of the Stinky Yambags"

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On 7/28/2018 at 11:25 AM, Laci French said:

If I had man gear I would want an all season dick. 

if i had gal gear i would finally find that damn G-spot...

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