Posted July 15, 2018 Gentlemen roles have suddenly been reversed and you must post your listing for us ladies. Don’t forget to introduce yourself by your new chosen name. Good luck and make us want you! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 10 feet of swingin meat, head as big as my fist, and thick as my wrist, they call me LIAR! Edited July 15, 2018 by fishndude57 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, fishndude57 said: 10 feet of swingin meat, head as big as my fist, and thick as my wrist, they call me LIAR! 1 minute ago, Laci French said: How do you walk? 😂😂😂 this thread is gonna be TOP F'N NOTCH! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 Just trying to keep TOB classy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, fishndude57 said: 10 feet of swingin meat, head as big as my fist, and thick as my wrist, they call me LIAR! And Fish comes out of the gate swinging for the fences! Leave it to a fisherman to tell the whopper of the one that got away! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 In this case I will go with de minimums. Just gonna post my picture watch my phone melt down! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) Vassago - FAKE I may not be handsome, but I am easy. Edited July 15, 2018 by Vassago Forgot my name 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 I bet any of us ladies would buy you a beer. 🍻 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, Laci French said: I bet any of us ladies would buy you a beer. 🍻 Hey! I work for my beer! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 Good looking, well educated gentleman available for dates, weddings, family events, work parties, formal galas, and any other occasion that requires a charming companion with the skills to be whoever you might need on your arm for the evening. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 JD Single Barrel good things come in little packages 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Laci French said: How do you walk? Seriously where to we read the clients posting and/or listing can you explain to me in further detail. Thank you Ms. Laci French. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Calisurfgirl said: Seriously where to we read the clients posting and/or listing can you explain to me in further detail. Thank you Ms. Laci French. I think you read them right here. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 6ft blond athletic male. lesbian like tongue skills, guaranteed multiple squirting orgasms. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 37 minutes ago, Sexy Francesca said: Loving this thread on a Saturday night! Come on boys and sell it!! ❤️ Xo Hello. My name is Bishop. Im 6"1 187lbs, 44 shoulders with a 32 waist. I am world traveled and can be your refined event guest or your black tshirt, blue jean wearin bad boy who drinks whisky and likes fast cars. Either way or both I will not disappoint. If its Soft & slow romance you crave or hard hitting, gut wrenchin, wall banging fun Im all about it. Look forward to hearing from you. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 Mature gentleman here. Always have a smile on my face and will do my best to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. I am available for whatever your needs are. Services include but are not limited to: Being your +1 at business or family function Dinner companion Driving you around town as needed Accompanying you to cultural and sporting events Overnight companion Mucking stalls Housework (I do windows) Cooking a down home meal for you Bartender/server at your personal functions Yard work All services cherrfully performed fully clothed, fully nude, or anywhere in between You may request specific outfits Rates depend on service provided and are negotiable Preferred method of contact is by pm or email 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 6'1" Southern raised man. Available for Body Rubs with VIP options for respectful ladies. Pics are 100% me and satisfaction guaranteed or next session is free. Must pass screening. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 how may I help you To help me help you. 👉👌💋💋👀👅🍆🍆🥑🥨🌮🌮🥄🥄🍽🍭🏆🏆 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, BeenHereDoingThis said: In this case I will go with de minimums. Just gonna post my picture watch my phone melt down! What is Your rate! I am Interested Do you offer BFE? Is Your hammer Current? Can I touch Your Medallions? Edited July 15, 2018 by Chrissy 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 9 hours ago, ilovewomen said: Mature gentleman here. Always have a smile on my face and will do my best to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. I am available for whatever your needs are. Services include but are not limited to: Being your +1 at business or family function Dinner companion Driving you around town as needed Accompanying you to cultural and sporting events Overnight companion Mucking stalls Housework (I do windows) Cooking a down home meal for you Bartender/server at your personal functions Yard work All services cherrfully performed fully clothed, fully nude, or anywhere in between You may request specific outfits Rates depend on service provided and are negotiable Preferred method of contact is by pm or email Plumbing, yard work, and littles card, and YOU ARE the ONE!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Chrissy said: What is Your rate! I am Interested Do you offer BFE? Is Your hammer Current? Can I touch Your Medallions? My Dear Chrissy, I am quite reasonable and depend on duration of our date. My specialty is all about BFE starting with a Hot Oil Massage for my beautiful partner. Best method of contact is by phone but intergalactic rates do apply. Alas I must give fair warning that dates nay be interrupted by my day job of saving the universe. Can't wait to hear from you! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, BeenHereDoingThis said: My Dear Chrissy, I am quite reasonable and depend on duration of our date. My specialty is all about BFE starting with a Hot Oil Massage for my beautiful partner. Best method of contact is by phone but intergalactic rates do apply. Alas I must give fair warning that dates nay be interrupted by my day job of saving the universe. Can't wait to hear from you! So loooving This Thread❗ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 NEWSFLASH!!! My good friend is in town and we will be offer duo sessions on a very limited basis. This is only for the more adventurous and discerning ladies here. Rest assured that our attention will be 1000% on the lucky lovely lady. Just imagine this four hand massage to get this date started! Light screening required. Please provide two references and a current note from your doctor attesting to your ability to to participate in intense adult activities. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, BeenHereDoingThis said: NEWSFLASH!!! My good friend is in town and we will be offer duo sessions on a very limited basis. This is only for the more adventurous and discerning ladies here. Rest assured that our attention will be 1000% on the lucky lovely lady. Just imagine this four hand massage to get this date started! Light screening required. Please provide two references and a current note from your doctor attesting to your ability to to participate in intense adult activities. In 2012 Captain America used this photo: I In 2018 he uses this: Don’t be surprised if when you get to the door Captain America doesn’t look like either one. Spidey senses are detecting a bait and switch. Edited July 15, 2018 by Vassago Typo 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 Ladies please wipe your ass before coming to see me. I just had a client leave skid marks all over my 500 dollar 1500 TC Egyptian sheets. Hint: shower is available. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 22 hours ago, BeenHereDoingThis said: In this case I will go with de minimums. Just gonna post my picture watch my phone melt down! Hey, U available? xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites