Posted May 20, 2018 “It was hard to decide who was on top and who was on bottom” said Kelly. “Since there’s no gravity, there’s no up or down, which means it’s really a matter of interpretation. So we just called it ‘Schrodinger’s Missionary’ instead.” The same issue came up when the astronauts went with more exotic positions, such as “doggystyle” and “reverse cowgirl.” “It was hard to decide what was going on. I mean, I got behind her, but we couldn’t decide which position we were trying.” The astronauts completed an exhaustive list of common and uncommon sexual positions, ranging from reverse cowgirl to the Panamanian Petting Zoo, all the way to the Alabama Hot Pocket. NASA insisted to Alternative-Science.com that this was “important research,” adding that it was “groundbreaking.” Read more at: https://alternative-science.com/nasa-confirms-space-reverse-cowgirl-doggystyle-thing/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Hahaha this article made my day 😂😂😂😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Panamanian petting zoo?? Where can I find the directions 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Just looked up those positions And that's pretty far out science not sure it would really be enjoyed by most 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said: Panamanian petting zoo?? Where can I find the directions I'll be expecting your input this week! 😂 just sounds exhausting 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) I guess I am extremely vanilla after looking these things up. How am I ever supposed to eat corn again 🌽😕 Edited May 21, 2018 by Laci French 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Laci French said: I guess I am extremely vanilla after looking these things up. How am I ever supposed to eat corn again 🌽😕 Vanilla is the most popular flavor not the far-out ones. Corn, nuts I'm not sure what else is off the table as far as dining again 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Laci French said: I guess I am extremely vanilla after looking these things up. How am I ever supposed to eat corn again 🌽😕 I couldn't even bring myself to Google it 😂😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Do not google...keep your innocence 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Wow... So I kept on researching and found this ladies and gentlemen: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/5CS4y Not sure if I enjoyed not or feel ashamed of myself for learning new things. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 I can’t even what kind of mind could even come up with shit like this 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 Onion! I call BS because I can’t envision NASA sanctioning research involving the two aforementioned sexual activities. Besides, how are the corn & nuts going to stay on the bed in Zero-G?😜 (Yes, I had to look them up😟.) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 I call BS also, but Bit...the mind is now burned. It hurts so bad! The pain is real. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bit Banger said: Onion! I call BS What was your first clue? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Laci French said: I call BS also, but Bit...the mind is now burned. It hurts so bad! The pain is real. Oh I agree! I need to find some cute kitten videos 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 I wonder whether these were singles, hobbyists, whether spousal releases were signed or whether this is trafficking taken to astronomical levels. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 21, 2018 While the site this was piblished on is for fake news, the individual or individuals who came up with them positions are sick mf’ers. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 22, 2018 13 hours ago, MeganMarie4u said: 😂😂😂😂😂 Actually invented in Arkansas... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, zonker said: Actually invented in Arkansas... Oh singling out the arkansan are we... 😂😂😂 Guarantee I was NOT involved in ANY of these shenanigans 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites