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43 minutes ago, Dallas said:

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So awesome my belly hurts from laughing!!

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This is what happens with guys!

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2 hours ago, Princess Pandora said:

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I just choked on my beer...NICE!

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17 hours ago, fishndude57 said:

I just choked on my beer...NICE!

LOL! Thanks :wub:

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On 5/1/2018 at 8:32 PM, Dallas said:

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😂😂😂😂 my God these are hilarious!

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WOW...wonder what balloon boy is doing now😂

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1 hour ago, Laci French said:

WOW...wonder what balloon boy is doing now😂

Maybe he is working in a popcorn factory

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  Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her
  life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the
  pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret...not so fast!"

  "But I have been good all my life and dedicated
  to the work of the Lord. From the time I was taken in as an infant
  by the sisters at the convent to my dying breath...I have lived for this   moment!"
  Sister Margaret exclaimed in disbelief.

  "That is just the problem," replied St. Peter,
  "...you never learned right from wrong and to
  get into heaven, you must know the difference between right and
  wrong".

  "Well what can I do? I will do anything to get into heaven!" Sister
  Margaret pleaded.

   "I am going to have to send you back down to
  Earth. When you get there, I want you to smoke a cigarette and call
  me when you are finished...we will discuss your situation" ordered St.    Peter.

   Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a
  Camel, and then immediately called St. Peter, coughing and hacking.

   "Saint Peter" she gasped, "I can hardly breathe, my mouth tastes
  terrible, my breath stinks, I feel dizzy, and I think I am going to throw up"

  "Good!" replied the old saint, "Now you are  finally getting a feel for right   and wrong.
  Now go out tonight and drink some hard liquor and call me back when you   are ready."

  Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after taking several
  belts of Jack Daniels. "Saint Peter...I feel woozy...that vile liquid burned
  my throat and nauseated me...it is all I can do to keep it down."

  "Good...good! Now you are starting to see the
  difference between right and wrong" said St.  Peter with delight.
  "Tomorrow I want you to seek out a man and know him in  the Biblical   sense then call me"

  A week passed before Sister Margaret called
  St. Peter and left a message:

  "Yo, Pete...it's Peggy!  It's gonna be a while!"

 

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3 hours ago, Shutterbug said:

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I busted out laughing at this one.  Thanks for the belly laugh.

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😳😳😳 My God the thought of this is just hilarious.  

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11 hours ago, fishndude57 said:

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that had to start with "hold my beer and watch this..."

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