I Love You Colorado But Why Are You So Cold

[TheRealNina]

How do most of you deal with this cold weather lol im freezing 

[boink36]

It hasn't been cold for a couple of months now.

[SultryKitten]

Blankets, shower/bath, and clients! They are great heat generators. 😁

Xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

[Johnboy#1]

Cold is when the thermometer on the bank sign shows -30!

Even then "It's a dry cold"

[PieluvinTexan]

Sorry sweetie but you picked the worst month to visit. April is the worst month for Colorado weather IMO. Too many temperature swings and usually a lot of snow. Might not be much snow this year. Wind also is the worst in April it seems like.

[TheRealNina]

I know but it is beautiful though it was nice seeing some snow 

[Admiral C]

2 hours ago, PieluvinTexan said:

Sorry sweetie but you picked the worst month to visit. April is the worst month for Colorado weather IMO. Too many temperature swings and usually a lot of snow. Might not be much snow this year. Wind also is the worst in April it seems like.

Yes. Something similar to the saying about March applies to April in Colorado...." April...comes in like a lion...goes out like a really pissed off lion."

[TheRealNina]

yes but ill deal with it only cause its beautiful out here and the air seems very fresh 

[boink36]

I have my windows open right now.

[MeganMarie4u]

20 minutes ago, boink36 said:

I have my windows open right now.

This... every day...and night... lovvvveeee the cold fresh air....😍

[Mackonit]

There's plenty of warm bodies in Colorado to snuggle up to. 

[TheRealNina]

of course everyone needs some warmth lol

[leigeois]

11 hours ago, TheRealNina said:

I know but it is beautiful though it was nice seeing some snow 

Snow, what snow? 

[ilovewomen]

March is our snowiest month followed by April. Temperatures here in Denver can be in the 60's in January or in the 20's/30's in March and April.

Our weather here is sorta dysfunctional...just like the rest of of us.  LOL

But we wouldn't trade being in Denver for any other place.

[TheRealNina]

3 hours ago, leigeois said:

Snow, what snow? 

the snow that fell the second day I was here lol

[leigeois]

20 minutes ago, TheRealNina said:

the snow that fell the second day I was here lol

This wasnt even a bad winter, very very mild.

[TheRealNina]

6 minutes ago, leigeois said:

This wasnt even a bad winter, very very mild.

I know but it was snow lol I loved it 

[Studman]

Just wait a while it’ll change

[TheRealNina]

lol well im here to see the change 

[eatu55]

Some days you get 3-4 seasons in 24 hours. Especially in spring and fall. If that's not good enough, drive 20 miles and you'll get another climate all together. Colorado is awesome!

[Admiral C]

1 hour ago, TheRealNina said:

lol well im here to see the change 

I'll send you some more snow Friday

[TheRealNina]

yay lol

[Vassago]

Cold was Ontario in February. I think sweat froze to the top of my ass crack the entire time I was there. But man, Canada keeps her roads clean. Anyways, I learned a new respect for “it’s fucking cold outside”

[TheRealNina]

11 minutes ago, Vassago said:

Cold was Ontario in February. I think sweat froze to the top of my ass crack the entire time I was there. But man, Canada keeps her roads clean. Anyways, I learned a new respect for “it’s fucking cold outside”

lol I could only imagine how much clothing you needed on out there 

[Vassago]

I’m not sure if it would matter. 9 below the whole week sucked. And why doesn’t anyone have a fucking map in Burlington?

Oh no our roads are straight. 

Ok. Where do I find something to eat? 

Right there. 

I can’t eat oysters every day.

Oh yeah keep driving straight.

Where do you live?

Hamilton

Does anyone live in Burlington?

 

(Crickets)

 

Shit. Thanks.

Later I found the Canadian imitation of an Applebee’s ... I got into an argument with a local about bass fishing. I didn’t think it was an argument. He thought otherwise. We rolled around outside in the frosty crust. He won, cause I can’t wrestle. 

“Yeah! We have bass here.” Snot was whipping off his nose like an octopus tentacle. Just let it land in the snow, please.

The quickest way to keep his anatomy off of me was to buy him a beer. 

“Let me buy you an IPA. Oh and what the fuck just happened?”

You bought me a beer. 

Cool. I hate IPA’s btw. Wipe your nose off

We hugged and then we were good friends afterward, until ...

“Why do you fuckin’ Canucks wear those over priced bomber jackets with goose patches on them?”

You’re gonna buy me that beer right?

 

Yeah.

[lonewolf842]

Cold?  This has been the mildest winter in recent memory if you ask me.  I guess everything is relative but it has barely snowed at all this winter and I don't remember it once breaking into single digits.

That said even when it does snow and gets cold you don't have to wait long until things climb into the 60s with lots of sun.  That's why I love it here, you never have to wait too long for a beautiful day to brighten up your mood.

[Lucylucyloveland]

Nina you'll love it soon. The summer sun warms your skin up so quick because of how high we are in elevation and the air smells wonderful and light with the scent of wild flowers. We don't have to worry about the excessive humidity and stickiness here, just those afternoon light rains that occur mid to end summer. 😍 The nostalgia, can't wait!

[Admiral C]

2 hours ago, Lucylucyloveland said:

Nina you'll love it soon. The summer sun warms your skin up so quick because of how high we are in elevation and the air smells wonderful and light with the scent of wild flowers. We don't have to worry about the excessive humidity and stickiness here, just those afternoon light rains that occur mid to end summer. 😍 The nostalgia, can't wait!

And the sun...Glistening off the six inches of golf ball sized hail 2-3 times a year...transforming even the most expensive and pristine auto surface into a moonscape of craters.

[Lucylucyloveland]

Admiral! Let a girl daydream! 😂😘

[Admiral C]

Just now, Lucylucyloveland said:

Admiral! Let a girl daydream! 😂😘

hey...If I am not in the daydream...what IS the point......