MightyRandomDude

Hygiene issues...

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So, I’m very particular when it comes to hygiene. I always try to make appointments early in the day, usually ask “what is your first available time slot?” The reason for that is that chances are the ladies will be clean and fresh out of the shower. I absolutely love DATY, and there is nothing more disgusting to do it on someone that is not freshly showered. I’ve had this happen to me the last 4-5 encounters, not sure what the problem is. I’ve even asked provider to “jump” in the shower when I’m on my way, and did not happen. I’ve even had a couple of outcalls, where the providers showed up not showered and turned down my offer of using mine! After the appointment, they just put their close on, without even using the bathroom, and probably on to the next appointment. Very disappointing...I don’t want to give any names and I have not written any reviewes to highlight these issues. How would I be perceived if I just stoped the appointment and said sorry, I can’t continue, you are not clean? Demand my money back and leave? How would that fly?

Guys, what would you do in that situation? I can’t be the only one that is being bothered by that...

 

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I would lead with "pants or no pants your ass is fat" before diving into "and your pussy tastes funky"  Charm her right off her feet. :cool:

Seriously, depends on HOW picky you are and HOW "unshowered" she is, but as to how leaving and demanding money back  would fly - not well.  But depending how bad - your pickiness aside - perhaps justified.  In future I would probably choose just to tell lady when setting appointment or in your profile if you are p411 that you are a cleanliness and hygiene fanatic.  If that doesn't result in very clean adventure, warranted in walking and reviewing and crossing off ever again list.  IMO  But the "when is your first slot of the day" and speculating if she is going directly to another outcall, etc. is kinda insulting, or could come across that way.  Though very rare I hate going in for a snack and tasting mix of lube and latex, but it could be worse I guess - without the latex.:eek:

Interesting first post lol.  Welcome.

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Yuck 🤢 I just cannot imagine well reviewed ladies having unclean who-haws.  Where are you finding these ladies with crotch rot?

OP, you should never assume a lady is scheduled back to back appointments just because she doesn’t clean up after at your location. 

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Unfortunately, it’s a hobby hazard.

Over the past few months I have walked out about 15 mins into an hour on two occasions because I couldn’t handle the scent. I don’t know if it’s pheromone or hygiene related but instinct said it was time to leave.

On another occasion with a lady that I have seen quite often, I broached the subject in an email afterwards and have learned the hard way that is NOT the thing to do. 

Maybe suggestung a mutual shower at the start could be a fun way to create a pleasurable environment for all.  

Tread carefully addressing personal matters with a provider is similar navigating a minefield. 

Good luck and have fun!

 

 

 

 

 

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Also can be ph issue or certain types of meds. 

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3 hours ago, Laci French said:

Yuck 🤢 I just cannot imagine well reviewed ladies having unclean who-haws.  Where are you finding these ladies with crotch rot?

OP, you should never assume a lady is scheduled back to back appointments just because she doesn’t clean up after at your location. 

😂😂😂😂😂crotch rot?!? Damn Laci That made me spit out my coffee!!! Lmaooo 

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2 hours ago, Laci French said:

Also can be ph issue or certain types of meds. 

Thanks Laci, I didn’t think about that. 🤔

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Huh??? I think we all need to shower, and do a smell/taste test. If it's not good to you, it's probably not good to the person that has their nose and mouth up close and personal. And as I've stated previously, if you have to poo after your initial shower, it requires jumping back in, and cleaning, including the perennial area, butt crack etc. It's not that difficult to jump in the shower with a shower cap and wash (3 mins. max).

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I'm usually pretty straightforward. "Why does poo smell?"

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2 hours ago, quitefrankly said:

I'm usually pretty straightforward. "Why does poo smell?"

So you don't step in it??

 

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You aren’t alone, I’ve cut a few short for the same reason. I wish you’d review. 

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8 minutes ago, Redvines1 said:

You aren’t alone, I’ve cut a few short for the same reason. I wish you’d review. 

It always crosses my mind after a usually rare encounter but I've been on the fence concerning reviews .... but I think you're correct. I know I would appreciate the info beforehand.

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I am sure the ladies have as many stories about the poor hygiene some of their appointments arrived with everyone should take responsibility for themselves and present themselves in as hygienic a manor as possible

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Tact....you have to have tact. If you go down town and the meat in the display case has gone bad....there is nothing you can say. Just tactfully wipe your arse with the donation....maybe she will take the hint.

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I would always want someone to tell me.  Maybe they wait for you to leave to shower, there is lots of misfortune on the providers part if she can't see whats happening around her.  If there is an apparent odor though I do agree with Laci her PH is off and a Doctor can fix it. Doesn't mean she has an STD, just means something isn't right. Whether it be too much  _____, (lol, this is when she chooses quantity over quality, not the best choice), she ate too much sugar, she didn't eat enough yogurt, she's on certain meds, the list goes on. I've worked for a hospital and seen a lot; I saw a broken John Junior before.  Tell her anyway, she needs a Doctor anyway you look at it. "It's not fresh if it's fishy" :)  

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I can honestly say, in 20 plus years, no provider has ever smelled bad to me. I have experienced this with civilians, but not a pro. 

Just lucky I guess! Yay! :D

 

 

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21 minutes ago, pfunk said:

I can honestly say, in 20 plus years, no provider has ever smelled bad to me. I have experienced this with civilians, but not a pro. 

Just lucky I guess! Yay! :D

 

 

I'm with you. I've experienced this with women in my personal life, but never with a pro. I mean never a foul taste or odor with a pro.  Men, on the other hand, its always been reversed, unfortunately. Lol

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I believe each person who reaches out to be intimate physically on any level should respect their bodies and especially hygiene.However having such a prized possession ,its good to keep it a prize.

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What's the difference between an escort and a drug dealer?

The escort can clean her crack and re-sell it!

(I don't make them up, I just pass them on!)

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