Vassago

Sometimes I need a reasonable person to pick up the fucking phone

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Hold your head aside and let the river of Romulus run like sweating horses. 

Deep crimson suites a Pict. Right there next to Gaius Caesar.

Let the carpet of Rome be pulled from the frivolous and unworthy.

I hunt ye until the end of my days

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Well, I agree with the phone part....

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3 minutes ago, Vassago said:

Hold your head aside and let the river of Romulus run like sweating horses. 

Deep crimson suites a Pict. Right there next to Gaius Caesar.

Let the carpet of Rome be pulled from the frivolous and unworthy.

I hunt ye until the end of my days

OK....I think I got it. You hunted down some frivolous and unworthy jackwad you knew as well as Caesar knew Brutus. Then you stabbed them in the head, they went down and bled out, then you rolled the body up in a red carpet that won't show the blood...dumped it in a river. My advice? Don't return to the dump site, stop posting about it, and put a lawyer on retainer just in case.

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Why? When I can lash my back with the cat o’ nine tails, whisper sweet nothings to the Ruler of Earth and claim 1 more on my destiny of 48.

You sad lawyers. That hollow boned vulture will drop every one of you into the abyss

Salem is not in America anymore. 

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39 minutes ago, Admiral C said:

OK....I think I got it. You hunted down some frivolous and unworthy jackwad you knew as well as Caesar knew Brutus. Then you stabbed them in the head, they went down and bled out, then you rolled the body up in a red carpet that won't show the blood...dumped it in a river. My advice? Don't return to the dump site, stop posting about it, and put a lawyer on retainer just in case.

Nailed it!  Are you available for dream  interpretation as well ??

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1 hour ago, Vassago said:

Why? When I can lash my back with the cat o’ nine tails, whisper sweet nothings to the Ruler of Earth and claim 1 more on my destiny of 48.

You sad lawyers. That hollow boned vulture will drop every one of you into the abyss

Salem is not in America anymore. 

OK....so...you smoked Salem Cigarettes....got very sick at 48....and then lost the lawsuit against R.J Reynolds.......

 

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2 hours ago, Vassago said:

Hold your head aside and let the river of Romulus run like sweating horses. 

Deep crimson suites a Pict. Right there next to Gaius Caesar.

Let the carpet of Rome be pulled from the frivolous and unworthy.

I hunt ye until the end of my days

Dude! I don’t know what just said! But it sounds so beautiful I wanna fuck your mouth 😎

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Then you should be a gentleman, take a number and wait your turn in line like everybody else. 

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Well....it's an entertaining thread, even if very little of it makes any sense, or is useful in any way. At least I laughed! :lol:

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18 hours ago, Vassago said:

Then you should be a gentleman, take a number and wait your turn in line like everybody else. 

Ok, What Number am I? :cool:

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Hey! I think that I got it! "Sometimes I need a reasonable person to pick up the fucking phone"

Is code for Hobby phone!?

Is that it?

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Don't you hate when people have a voice mail greeting telling you to leave a message, but then don't check their messages?

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