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So I am sitting here watching T.V. And then this popped into my head...

Almost every hand you have shaken has had a dick in it. Think about that people. 😜😂🤣

What are some crazy things you have had deep thoughts on? 

 

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Melissa I have too many crazy things float in and around me everyday and night. I must shield shield shield! Choas when they all start to MurMur 

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Doctors are licensed to practice  medicine. They do not know it all.

Remember, 50% of Dr's graduated in the bottom half of their class.

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What is a good “normal” thought worth? Melissa as long as it makes you smile! I am happy for you. 😘😘

Stop mixing negativity in with what is being said. Words are only words. 

💓💓 Love is bliss hope you all Carry some within your heart. As you travel about your business with your day. 

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Kali love, it was meant to be funny

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14 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Kali love, it was meant to be funny

Yep I got that too. You are wonderful!😊😊

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"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon to find husband in cathouse." Confucious

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk. " Confucious

"Man who wants nurse, must be patient." Confucious

"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." Confucious

Xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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My favorite existential philosopher, Popeye the sailor man, put it well:  "I yam what I yam."

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Besides Jethro Bodine, Gomer Pyle was my other Mentor:

 

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When regular dogs see police dogs do they stop and think..shit its the cops!?

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8 hours ago, Warm Tongue said:

When regular dogs see police dogs do they stop and think..shit its the cops!?

I know right! See deep thoughts! 

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ture says "cher"

I will capture his attention.

tion says "sh*n"

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The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.

Paulam

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“When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.”

(c) Jack Handey

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Another deep thought from Jack Handey:Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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On 3/4/2018 at 8:30 PM, Melissa Sterling said:

So I am sitting here watching T.V. And then this popped into my head...

Almost every hand you have shaken has had a dick in it. Think about that people. 😜😂🤣

What are some crazy things you have had deep thoughts on? 

 

My very deep thoughts. it's the first week of May, it's cloudy, it's 43 degrees, and the water is clear at 36 degrees. Hhhmmm  What fly should I try first, a Green Damsel or a North Park Shrimp, decisions, decisions. :D

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5 minutes ago, boink36 said:

My very deep thoughts. it's the first week of May, it's cloudy, it's 43 degrees, and the water is clear at 36 degrees. Hhhmmm  What fly should I try first, a Green Damsel or a North Park Shrimp, decisions, decisions. :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

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13 minutes ago, boink36 said:

My very deep thoughts. it's the first week of May, it's cloudy, it's 43 degrees, and the water is clear at 36 degrees. Hhhmmm  What fly should I try first, a Green Damsel or a North Park Shrimp, decisions, decisions. :D

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On 3/4/2018 at 8:30 PM, Melissa Sterling said:

So I am sitting here watching T.V. And then this popped into my head...

Almost every hand you have shaken has had a dick in it. Think about that people. 😜😂🤣

What are some crazy things you have had deep thoughts on? 

 

Similarly, your mom used to kiss you goodnight and how long before that had she given daddy a BJ?  Just food for thought. 

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What if you use your Luiness Air as a water pick on your teeth? Something that just floated in my mind,.. Possiblity? 

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On 3/5/2018 at 8:25 AM, Johnboy#1 said:

Doctors are licensed to practice  medicine. They do not know it all.

Remember, 50% of Dr's graduated in the bottom half of their class.

What do you call the person who graduates last in their  class?  Doctor

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I was just perusing  old forum post and found this one,

 

Have you ever wodered when your best friend (dog) runs in and licks you in the face whether he had just gotten a drink out of the porcelain dog bowl or was he just licking his twig and berries?

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Melissa, in keeping with your line of deep thought, I wonder if I should worry about where those "dicks" have bee? And what does a guy with the name of Dick think? Points to ponder indeed.🍀

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