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Yorick

Gimme two steps

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With apologies to Lynard Skinnard:

Wontcha gimme two steps, gimme two steps sister

gimme two steps towards the door!

Gimme two steps gimme two steps sister

and I'll never lick your cootchie no more!

Woman shoots man for bad oral sex

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16 minutes ago, Yorick said:

With apologies to Lynard Skinnard:

Wontcha gimme two steps, gimme two steps sister

gimme two steps towards the door!

Gimme two steps gimme two steps sister

and I'll never lick your cootchie no more!

Woman shoots man for bad oral sex

It is actually three - the Shaq rule.

 

And yeah ..................... I'm sure it was bad sex not stealing credit cards.  Hope he writes a review. :cool:

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51 minutes ago, Yorick said:

 

and I'll never lick your cootchie no more!

Woman shoots man for bad oral sex

Thanks for posting - entertaining on many counts!

Soooooo ....... shooting someone point blank in back of head (Yeah that is a plan if front of head attached to coochie :cool:) is "assault" NOT "attempted murder" ????  Who are her other regular clients lol?

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Escort says she shot client because he was bad at oral sex

Aww, come on, does this look like the face of a girl who would shoot you in the head for bad DATY?  And then steal all of your stuff and go on a spending spree?  No, way - which only proves that looks can be deceiving and you gotta be careful out there!  

Bullet avoidance takeaway: if you are going down, take it seriously, commit that tongue, and if something seems to be working, for God's sake, don't stop 'till she comes.

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One can always find a positive in any situation if one tries. In this case, I am certain that the lady fair shall soon dwell in a place where there will be countless partners with incredible oral sex skills developed over a lifetime.

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Wow! Looks can be totally deceving. First time I opened this thread. That is amazing how innocent she looks too! She has a baby sweet face with horns tuck down behind her pretty dark hair. 

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