Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) A tap house in longmont, part of mountain sun that started in boulder, having a 3rd anniversary party today. It was windy like fucking hell all early afternoon. Now it's calm. Sitting outside, the next door restaurant/wine bar was blowing away the big drifts of leaves. I hear the GM say hey man, I will give you $50 cash for a quick blow job. Laughing and the littles ask why I can't even answer with a straight face. Edited October 14, 2017 by olgunn Type error 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 15, 2017 (edited) Was in the local sports bar earlier today. Guy sits down next to me at the bar and starts chatting the female bartender. Says he went to the barbershop earlier to get his hair cut. Got the woman barber who put in some product in his hair, didn't ask if she could do that, and that got him a little bit mad. Said the shop usually gives him just a blow job when done. Bartender looks at me with raised eyebrows. "Blow job?" she says. "You know, the hair dryer to get rid of clippings, loose hair. Or they just use their fingers to shake stuff out". And the bartender then says "Oh, a hand job?" with the glance back over to me with a smirk. (Not that she was offering, but yes, would take either from her: a looker) Edited October 15, 2017 by NoCoGeezer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 15, 2017 Haha. That's funny. Coopersmith's in FtCollins, has a beer Punjab (poon-joby), and a hand drawn of if it is Hanjabi. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites