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A tap house in longmont, part of mountain sun that started in boulder, having a 3rd anniversary party today. It was windy like fucking hell all early afternoon. Now it's calm. Sitting outside, the next door restaurant/wine bar was blowing away the big drifts of leaves.

I hear the GM say hey man, I will give you $50 cash for a quick blow job.

Laughing and the littles  ask why I can't even answer with a straight face.

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Was in the local sports bar earlier today. Guy sits down next to me at the bar and starts chatting the female bartender. Says he went to the barbershop earlier to get his hair cut. Got the woman barber who put in some product in his hair, didn't ask if she could do that, and that got him a little bit mad. Said the shop usually gives him just a blow job when done. Bartender looks at me with raised eyebrows. "Blow job?" she says. "You know, the hair dryer to get rid of clippings, loose hair. Or they just use their fingers to shake stuff out". And the bartender then says "Oh, a hand job?" with the glance back over to me with a smirk.

(Not that she was offering, but yes, would take either from her: a looker)

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Haha. That's funny. Coopersmith's in FtCollins, has a beer Punjab (poon-joby), and a hand drawn of if it is Hanjabi.

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