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What do you do with a man who thinks he is God’s gift?

Send him back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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56 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

What do you do with a man who thinks he is God’s gift?

Send him back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Re-gift him via referral to one of the "I don't give references" crowd, especially those that get pissed when asked.Β :cool:

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer.

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5 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

What do you do with a man who thinks he is God’s gift?

Send him back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sounds like you might be sending him the wrong direction.

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22 hours ago, gr8owl said:

Re-gift him via referral to one of the "I don't give references" crowd, especially those that get pissed when asked.Β :cool:

We have a winner! πŸ˜„

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On 10/7/2017 at 11:02 AM, Melissa Sterling said:

What do you do with a man who thinks he is God’s gift?

Send him back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Let him know the only person good enough for him is himself...

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You should "worship" him like the God he is!

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xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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Hahahahahahaha Melissa taking the last laugh before "God's gift" gets smacked on the butt by the screen door!

Let me say I love it! I also love Samantha's cartoons!Β 

Greatest post yet!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€

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Good one Melissa! ""So what do you do with a man who thinks he is gods gift ''?

Easy enough- you return him for he isΒ  the wrong size ! Rah !!

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<insert Avengers scene where the Hulk slams Loki all around and says, "Puny God." >

<Use your imagination because I sucks at the TOB and can't insert it myself.>

<That last sentence was not a euphemism>

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4 hours ago, decafnaetd said:

<insert Avengers scene where the Hulk slams Loki all around and says, "Puny God." >

<Use your imagination because I sucks at the TOB and can't insert it myself.>

<That last sentence was not a euphemism>

#ifixeditforyou

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