Posted October 7, 2017 What do you do with a man who thinks he is Godβs gift? Send him back πππππππ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2017 56 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said: What do you do with a man who thinks he is Godβs gift? Send him back πππππππ Re-gift him via referral to one of the "I don't give references" crowd, especially those that get pissed when asked.Β 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2017 HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer. Β 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said: What do you do with a man who thinks he is Godβs gift? Send him back πππππππ Sounds like you might be sending him the wrong direction. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2017 22 hours ago, gr8owl said: Re-gift him via referral to one of the "I don't give references" crowd, especially those that get pissed when asked.Β We have a winner! π 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2017 On 10/7/2017 at 11:02 AM, Melissa Sterling said: What do you do with a man who thinks he is Godβs gift? Send him back πππππππ Let him know the only person good enough for him is himself... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2017 You should "worship" him like the God he is! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12, 2017 Hahahahahahaha Melissa taking the last laugh before "God's gift" gets smacked on the butt by the screen door! Let me say I love it! I also love Samantha's cartoons!Β Greatest post yet!!ππβ€ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 15, 2017 Good one Melissa! ""So what do you do with a man who thinks he is gods gift ''? Easy enough- you return him for he isΒ the wrong size ! Rah !! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) <insert Avengers scene where the Hulk slams Loki all around and says, "Puny God." > <Use your imagination because I sucks at the TOB and can't insert it myself.> <That last sentence was not a euphemism> Edited October 18, 2017 by decafnaetd 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 18, 2017 4 hours ago, decafnaetd said: <insert Avengers scene where the Hulk slams Loki all around and says, "Puny God." > <Use your imagination because I sucks at the TOB and can't insert it myself.> <That last sentence was not a euphemism> #ifixeditforyou 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites