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meaningful quotes are they accurate

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"You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages these days."

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10 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said:

My uncle though he was St Jerome.

I'd say that qualifies

Looks like we need to watch this together sometime....see who  can out quote who before they say it!

 

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10 minutes ago, luddite2k said:

Looks like we need to watch this together sometime....see who  can out quote who before they say it!

 

Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. 

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12 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said:

Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. 

That's a big twinkie !

 

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1 hour ago, luddite2k said:

That's a big twinkie !

 

I just got the collector's edition of all of these. I will be Marathon watching these in October.

Another quote, " I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

Xoxo,

Samantha

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"Stein, the captain, smote a foot off Ivar Kolbeinson, but Leif, Ivar’s brother, beat to death a fellow of Stein’s with a whale-rib;" -

Morris, William. Grettis Saga: The Story of Grettir the Strong

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12 hours ago, luddite2k said:

"You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages these days."

But at %19 you didn't even argue with the guy. 

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2 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said:

But at %19 you didn't even argue with the guy. 

“My parents left me that house, I was born there”

“Ray, for your information the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000 dollars”

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my favorite is " As long as there are tests there will be prayer in school" not just for the paticular subject but for the philosophy you can't control human thought or action.

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On 9/15/2017 at 1:03 PM, Yorick said:

Here...hold my beer and watch this!

 Your governmant

On 9/16/2017 at 8:11 AM, Milos Vesely said:

I am from the government and I'm here to help you.

Wow, we never offered this kind of deal before!

And there are many variations on the subject of government quotes.  But i got a kick out of the sitcom South Park-".  "The DMV loves us and wants us to be happy" which is a parody of Ben Franklin's famous beer quote. Stand in line at motor vehicle any day and you realize how much they really don't t like us.  But my favorite one we tell all young ones is this- policemen are your friend. With the latter not always accurate.                                                  When I read"We are here for you" run the other direction.🍀

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16 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said:

                                             When I read"We are here for you" run the other direction.🍀

Even in a Galaxy Far Far away! 

 

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I like this gem also,  "quotes are like assholes, everyone has one"  So  yes I am going against the thread headline.  This one is indeed entirely true.                                                            I have not read through this entire thread yet so I may be repeating  this after someone else. If so , I apologize. And any grammatical errors are entirely caused by the pathetic little Motorola keyboard that my hotel is forcing me to use as their WiFi sucks. So here is a big "fuck you" to the Hilton chain.🤐🍀

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25 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said:

 I apologize. And any grammatical errors are entirely caused by the pathetic little Motorola keyboard that my hotel is forcing me to use as their WiFi sucks. So here is a big "fuck you" to the Hilton chain.🤐🍀

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" Three things that cannot be hidden:

The Sun, The Moon and The Truth"

Budda

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My license plate frame....

"Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been"

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On 9/16/2017 at 8:53 AM, BadBoy said:

Everyone has heard: "The early bird gets the worm."

Which has always made me think: "The worm who sleeps in survives another day."

It may be the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese! 

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"Oh what a tangled web we weave ,when we practice to deceive".              🍀

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One of my favorites Roy Schneider to Richard Dreyfus in Jaws..."You're going to need a bigger boat"

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definitely needed a bigger boat

42 minutes ago, ilovewomen said:

One of my favorites Roy Schneider to Richard Dreyfus in Jaws..."You're going to need a bigger boat"

 

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58 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said:

"Oh what a tangled web we weave ,when we practice to deceive".              🍀

hard to keep the story straight when it is made up

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 "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

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the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence)

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21 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said:

the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence)

That was a standard reply by a directive out of the Pentagon to all intelligence agencies

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27 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said:

the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence)

Here is another one for you: We do not have troops in Laos or Cambodia

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"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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